The nihilism of sweatpants
― Treeship, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 01:37 (twelve years ago)
- im-old.com
(xp)
― nickn, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 01:37 (twelve years ago)
depends on who you're cuddling, I guess
― mh, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 01:38 (twelve years ago)
I'd rather sip sweat pants, cuddle the couch and go to a Netflix party
is how I read that
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 02:32 (twelve years ago)
from my fb "newsfeed"
"XXX likes Changing the definition of murder to include animals's link."
― lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 03:01 (twelve years ago)
AGREED
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 03:02 (twelve years ago)
sick of animals always getting off with manslaughter
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― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 03:08 (twelve years ago)
it's a de-textbook, y'all!!!
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 03:20 (twelve years ago)
"We are not joking."
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― scott seward, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 03:38 (twelve years ago)
i don't hate that i've just never seen anyone do that.
i'll do whatever the hell i want with my box
― j., Tuesday, 5 November 2013 03:41 (twelve years ago)
are you supposed to take the food out and put it on another plate or in a bowl and then make the carton a plate and then put the food back on to the carton-as-plate?
― scott seward, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 03:44 (twelve years ago)
p sure you're not suppose to do shit it's just some lifehack some asshole decided is actually an ancient chinese secret and it caught on
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 04:19 (twelve years ago)
The Chinese usually eschew plates in favor of bowls, which almost always make more sense as an individual serving receptacle for chinese food than a plate does.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 04:28 (twelve years ago)
You're suppose tounfold the box to turn it into a giant mess
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 04:33 (twelve years ago)
I think the boxes are just made to be shipped flat so they have to fold like that to have no leaky seams. I am generally a hater, though.
― mh, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 04:34 (twelve years ago)
you're supposed to throw the damn container away and eat it off an actual plate like a fucking human being and not a goat.
― lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 05:31 (twelve years ago)
you're not supposed to throw anything away and you have no idea how goats eat let alone fucking human beings.
― CardiacsPrincesse69xxx (Matt P), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 05:38 (twelve years ago)
lol
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 06:10 (twelve years ago)
I had idea they were called "oyster pails" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oyster_pail
No mention of their transformation into plates or of goats' feelings toward them.
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 06:18 (twelve years ago)
Eating noodles right out of the goat box is one of life's little pleasures.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 13:30 (twelve years ago)
you can tell because so many people in movies and tv do itand then deliver dialogue with their mouths full of noodles from the goat box
― sweat pea (La Lechera), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 13:43 (twelve years ago)
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/Chinese-Food-Box-Kostuem.jpg
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 13:47 (twelve years ago)
youre supposed to eat the box
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 16:04 (twelve years ago)
great idea thx lifehaxors
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― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 16:08 (twelve years ago)
I think people are mistaking something that's made from a flat piece of card with an intent that it should return to that shape. Or something.
― badgers moved the goalposts (dowd), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 17:04 (twelve years ago)
I mean, couldn't this be said of every cardboard box ever?
― badgers moved the goalposts (dowd), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 17:05 (twelve years ago)
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Monday, November 4, 2013 10:19 PM (Yesterday)
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 17:07 (twelve years ago)
I really want shrimp lo mein right now, fyi.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 17:08 (twelve years ago)
i really just want to take apart a box
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 17:10 (twelve years ago)
nudge nudge, wink wink
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 17:11 (twelve years ago)
would unfold
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 17:56 (twelve years ago)
it so clearly makes a SHITTY plate, plus what do you put the leftovers in, and don't you want to mix the chicken with the rice?
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 17:57 (twelve years ago)
some careful folding and scotch tape and you have a box again! #lifehack
― Moodles, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:00 (twelve years ago)
need somewhere to put chinese food after you've spilled it all over the place by unfolding the box? try a bowl! #lifehack
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:04 (twelve years ago)
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― pplains, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:25 (twelve years ago)
Those ancient Italians sure were clever.
― nickn, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:35 (twelve years ago)
Oh you two intimate strangers being photographed on the street. I could've sworn I read about you six months ago.
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:43 (twelve years ago)
oh man, he lifehacked the hell out of that pizza!
― Moodles, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:15 (twelve years ago)
Cholesterol currently lifehacking his arteries.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:16 (twelve years ago)
Pretty sure only getting one slice of pizza is in no way a life-hack.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:23 (twelve years ago)
His arteries are fine. Since he couldn't make five plates, he's just going to sit there and watch his friends eat pizza.
If only there was another way!
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:25 (twelve years ago)
i live with a dude who does shit like this. he has the personality of a funeral home.
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:27 (twelve years ago)
wow i bet nobody has ever used the box as a plate before
― . (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:28 (twelve years ago)
you don't even really need a plate for pizza anyway
― silverfish, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:55 (twelve years ago)
don't have plates? use the floor!
don't have a mop? use the dog!
#lifehack
― Moodles, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:57 (twelve years ago)
lifehacking tip: keep food in your hands until you've completely eaten it, then get more food with your hands. No plates ever again.
― silverfish, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:58 (twelve years ago)
you know what's an even better #lifehack? Stop ordering chinese takeout and cook your own meals instead. The money you save on food delivery and health-related costs may even be enough to buy a set of plates.
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:58 (twelve years ago)