why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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cancer of the noodle

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 2 November 2013 00:36 (twelve years ago)

who is responsible for this disgusting anti-ramen travesty

mh, Saturday, 2 November 2013 00:39 (twelve years ago)

A bit of thought reveals...it's the noodles themselves

mario chalmers of ilx (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 2 November 2013 00:45 (twelve years ago)

get lost hippie, leave me to my ramen

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 2 November 2013 00:52 (twelve years ago)

NO PLEASE

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 2 November 2013 00:52 (twelve years ago)

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kirti madam you're not a gag mrs thatcher eighty advantage and myspace (soref), Saturday, 2 November 2013 01:15 (twelve years ago)

http://fotoimagepics.info/wp-content/uploads/4_best_love_apology_quotes.jpg

kirti madam you're not a gag mrs thatcher eighty advantage and myspace (soref), Saturday, 2 November 2013 01:16 (twelve years ago)

"a session of noodles"

My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Saturday, 2 November 2013 01:46 (twelve years ago)

nood sesh!

Treeship, Saturday, 2 November 2013 01:48 (twelve years ago)

kinda wanna make nood sesh! -- Treeship my dn

^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Saturday, 2 November 2013 02:25 (twelve years ago)

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cerealbar, Saturday, 2 November 2013 12:24 (twelve years ago)

santa's pretty busy, he might not have 6 seconds. Stop guilting santa!

Jesus (wins), Saturday, 2 November 2013 12:26 (twelve years ago)

I am sorry for whatever I did with you

sorry for throwing you down that well

I like to think I have learnt a thing or two about music (Neil S), Saturday, 2 November 2013 12:36 (twelve years ago)

last 2 are pretty amazing

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Saturday, 2 November 2013 21:57 (twelve years ago)

I enjoy reading the last sentences of every "Share this if you..." GIFs just to observe the wide variety of value-judgments and/or curses tossed at the people who refuse to share.

"If you don't share, I will personally come to your house and douse you with napalm"

your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2013 03:48 (twelve years ago)

Some people won't spare five seconds to show they care about victims of Facebook meme napalm dousing.

carl agatha, Sunday, 3 November 2013 04:07 (twelve years ago)

I want a FB app that literally punches the person on the other side of the monitor

your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2013 04:07 (twelve years ago)

i would prefer a strong, non-lethal shock

Treeship, Sunday, 3 November 2013 04:08 (twelve years ago)

or actually, tbh, it's better that neither of those things exist

Treeship, Sunday, 3 November 2013 04:09 (twelve years ago)

But if every person on facebook spent just six seconds pretending to care, that little, powerless meme would suddenly blossom into a massively powerful time sink.

Aimless, Sunday, 3 November 2013 04:10 (twelve years ago)

if every person just stopped breathing, there would be no wars

Treeship, Sunday, 3 November 2013 04:12 (twelve years ago)

be a lot of auto-erotic asphyxiations tho

your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2013 04:15 (twelve years ago)

lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 3 November 2013 06:13 (twelve years ago)

one simple trick for HUGE Facebook macro propagation

I like to think I have learnt a thing or two about music (Neil S), Sunday, 3 November 2013 11:56 (twelve years ago)

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damn even my man homer getting involved

the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Monday, 4 November 2013 16:37 (twelve years ago)

FB: heart touching fun

woah did you see that hummingbird over there? anyway, meth (sunny successor), Monday, 4 November 2013 16:41 (twelve years ago)

Ramen noodle libel was posted by three anti-vaccine people on my FB feed.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 4 November 2013 16:44 (twelve years ago)

i saw something going around today about "marriage isn't for you" and it linked to some random lunkhead's blog and went on about how he realized that he was selfish

sweat pea (La Lechera), Monday, 4 November 2013 17:18 (twelve years ago)

^oh god I saw a few people posting that too. smug marrieds are the worst.

Roz, Monday, 4 November 2013 17:46 (twelve years ago)

it's not so much that they're smug -- it's that this guy was apparently given a talking-to by his father about how marriage is about creating a family and doing it (?) for them, not for himself
i found it hard to believe that anyone needs to be told what love is "about" but the version being espoused by this person reeks of "family values" and it gave me the creeps

sweat pea (La Lechera), Monday, 4 November 2013 17:55 (twelve years ago)

otm

Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Monday, 4 November 2013 17:56 (twelve years ago)

who is that guy -- is he even a real person?

sweat pea (La Lechera), Monday, 4 November 2013 17:58 (twelve years ago)

Ah sorry I meant all the ones who were posting it on my feed were smug married types. But yeah, the creepy family values vibes otm too.

Roz, Monday, 4 November 2013 17:59 (twelve years ago)

The Great Resignation.

cardamon, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 01:37 (twelve years ago)

The nihilism of sweatpants

Treeship, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 01:37 (twelve years ago)

- im-old.com

(xp)

nickn, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 01:37 (twelve years ago)

depends on who you're cuddling, I guess

mh, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 01:38 (twelve years ago)

I'd rather sip sweat pants, cuddle the couch and go to a Netflix party

is how I read that

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 02:32 (twelve years ago)

from my fb "newsfeed"

"XXX likes Changing the definition of murder to include animals's link."

lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 03:01 (twelve years ago)

AGREED

^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 03:02 (twelve years ago)

sick of animals always getting off with manslaughter

^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 03:02 (twelve years ago)

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1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 03:08 (twelve years ago)

it's a de-textbook, y'all!!!

Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 03:20 (twelve years ago)

"We are not joking."

http://media.focusonthefamily.com/blogmedia/images/jim-daly/DaveBarry1.jpg

Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 03:20 (twelve years ago)

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scott seward, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 03:38 (twelve years ago)

i don't hate that i've just never seen anyone do that.

scott seward, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 03:38 (twelve years ago)

i'll do whatever the hell i want with my box

j., Tuesday, 5 November 2013 03:41 (twelve years ago)

are you supposed to take the food out and put it on another plate or in a bowl and then make the carton a plate and then put the food back on to the carton-as-plate?

scott seward, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 03:44 (twelve years ago)

p sure you're not suppose to do shit it's just some lifehack some asshole decided is actually an ancient chinese secret and it caught on

^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 04:19 (twelve years ago)


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