"I would"
― Doran, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 16:09 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
these guys seem pretty good
― ienjoyhotdogs, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 16:21 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― nebby yolo (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 16:24 (twelve years ago)
oh dang i love those booties
― just1n3, Tuesday, November 5, 2013 10:34 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 05:26 (twelve years ago)
My wife wants to know where you got it
― dan m, Friday, November 22, 2013 10:49 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Saturday, 23 November 2013 03:58 (twelve years ago)
nakh to thread
― mookieproof, Saturday, 23 November 2013 04:06 (twelve years ago)
i think i may have hit it four times? maybe a couple more that i've forgotten durnk.― mookieproof, Sunday, 7 November 2010
― 30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Monday, 25 November 2013 12:11 (twelve years ago)
Anyway, I vote Twat.
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Monday, November 25, 2013 3:59 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Ward Fowler, Monday, 25 November 2013 22:42 (twelve years ago)
xp I think I'll do that, drugs
― Rong Male (wins), Wednesday, December 4, 2013 1:25 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― elegant eyes, aristocrat face, gorgeous hair (soref), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 13:27 (twelve years ago)
(I wasn't sure if that was intentional, but I thought it was funny either way)
― elegant eyes, aristocrat face, gorgeous hair (soref), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 13:28 (twelve years ago)
What is this BJ?! It's terrible!
― Cousin Slappy, Wednesday, November 20, 2013 1:58 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― the late great, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 18:37 (twelve years ago)
that is a big angry cock
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, January 5, 2014 1:32 (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― StanM, Sunday, 5 January 2014 00:45 (twelve years ago)
i would like blow a lot more if it had a harder climax
― this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Monday, January 6, 2014 11:09 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Spottie, Monday, 6 January 2014 20:11 (twelve years ago)
gay had 41 tonight???
― k3vin k., Tuesday, January 21, 2014 10:51 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 03:53 (twelve years ago)
But I drained at least two and a half boxes of those tubes without shame b/c they were easy on my flayed and cauterized throat scabs.
― Je55e, Wednesday, January 22, 2014 11:42 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i have to think this was deliberately phrased to appear in this thread
― j., Thursday, 23 January 2014 05:57 (twelve years ago)
up at home, down at work
― sleeve, Friday, January 24, 2014 12:00 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― just (Matt P), Friday, 24 January 2014 22:26 (twelve years ago)
[...] I want my BM to sound like machine gun fire in a blizzard, [...]
― Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Tuesday, February 4, 2014 3:53 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― lunchtime tiara (DJP), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 14:24 (twelve years ago)
(genuine lols here DJP)
― the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 14:26 (twelve years ago)
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dunno what i tried first time round but this time it was "sex". didn't last a minute
― lex pretend, Wednesday, January 29, 2014 9:35 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― soref, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 14:44 (twelve years ago)
(I'm assuming that everyone saw that, but passed over it because it was just too obvious? But anyway, for posterity's sake)
well, just a lot of women getting butchered all around. i'm not saying it's wrong, just weird and worth thinking about.
― contenderizer, Wednesday, February 19, 2014 11:02 AM (4 seconds ago) Bookmark
― Mordy , Wednesday, 19 February 2014 16:03 (twelve years ago)
I do not ever purposely lend impetus to my farts when I am in a public place. I do not go to great lengths to suppress them, either. I let nature take its course with minimal interference, but under the right circumstances I will make a bit of effort to mitigate them.
― Aimless, Monday, March 10, 2014 5:19 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ogmor, Monday, 10 March 2014 13:15 (twelve years ago)
Falcons filled some serious holes yesterday.
― Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Wednesday, March 12, 2014 10:56 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 15:15 (twelve years ago)
I'm into yurts
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, March 13, 2014 3:35 PM
― mookieproof, Friday, 14 March 2014 01:17 (twelve years ago)
haha hey not fair
― goole, Friday, 14 March 2014 02:43 (twelve years ago)
meta-out-of-context
― mookieproof, Friday, 14 March 2014 02:46 (twelve years ago)
I was in a hospital recently and there was a sign that said "YURT THIS WAY" and if you looked down the hallway there was indeed a yurt
― 龜, Friday, 14 March 2014 02:47 (twelve years ago)
i . . . yurt myself today
― mookieproof, Friday, 14 March 2014 02:48 (twelve years ago)
ooohoooooh looo-ove yuuuurts
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 March 2014 02:51 (twelve years ago)
Here's the picture of the yurt sign at the hospital
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9627011/pphotos/yurt.jpg
― 龜, Friday, 14 March 2014 03:16 (twelve years ago)
otm
― mookieproof, Friday, 14 March 2014 03:19 (twelve years ago)
i don't understand that at all
― goole, Friday, 14 March 2014 03:51 (twelve years ago)
no exit, only yurt
― j., Friday, 14 March 2014 03:59 (twelve years ago)
lol all you
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 14 March 2014 04:06 (twelve years ago)
yurt place or mine
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Friday, 14 March 2014 04:20 (twelve years ago)
A circular tent of felt or skins on a collapsible framework, used by nomads in Mongolia, Siberia, and Turkey.
He was greeted by dune buggies, which then took him across a lunar landscape for five hours to a collection of yurts, or Mongolian tents.
I don't get it.
― ∞, Friday, 14 March 2014 05:53 (twelve years ago)
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― goole, Friday, March 14, 2014 11:51 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
That was hanging in this hallway that led to a Yurt. I guess people must have always mistaken it for an exit and found themselves in a yurt instead
― 龜, Friday, 14 March 2014 05:56 (twelve years ago)
I just found an explanation online
Let us start on a tour of Shanghai Un1t3d F4m1ly H34lthcare Hospital (UFH). Upon arriving at the front gate, before you enter the hospital front door, on the left you will find the yurt. The yurt is a white, tent-like structure used for hospital-wide meetings, lectures, and special events. Originally, tribal Mongolians use the yurt as their houses. Why did Shanghai United Family hospital build a yurt? Well, this is actually tradition. When the first branch of UFH opened in Beijing, the founder had constructed the yurt. In which case, let us continue on the hospital tour.
― 龜, Friday, 14 March 2014 05:57 (twelve years ago)
I g00gl3pr00f3d that because I didn't want people to google 龜 and find a yurt
uighurs gonna uig
― goole, Saturday, 15 March 2014 14:29 (twelve years ago)
lol
― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 16 March 2014 21:27 (twelve years ago)
FUCK THE SIGN, WHERE IS A PICTURE OF THE YURT?
― imago draggin' (The Reverend), Monday, 17 March 2014 02:18 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/vsTRfeM.jpg
― his eye is on the sbarro (unregistered), Monday, 17 March 2014 02:23 (twelve years ago)
whoop whoop
― imago draggin' (The Reverend), Monday, 17 March 2014 02:26 (twelve years ago)
That's the yurt!!
― 龜, Monday, 17 March 2014 02:28 (twelve years ago)
shout out to yurts
― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 04:30 (twelve years ago)
through a yurt darkly
― j., Tuesday, 18 March 2014 04:44 (twelve years ago)
the long and winding yurt
― ∞, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 04:59 (twelve years ago)
everybody yurts
― imago draggin' (The Reverend), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 09:20 (twelve years ago)
Yurt not to talk like that
― treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 09:24 (twelve years ago)
yurt cobain
― imago draggin' (The Reverend), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 09:35 (twelve years ago)
smells like tent spirit
― you are clinically deaf and should sell you iPod (stevie), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 15:26 (twelve years ago)