because while he hugs you, it's difficult to stab him
― Mark G, Saturday, 26 October 2013 07:56 (twelve years ago)
man he even went to the trouble of wearing matching outfits to lure him into a false sense of security
― your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 October 2013 15:04 (twelve years ago)
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1382010_529635233786179_2097524424_n.jpg
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Saturday, 26 October 2013 16:23 (twelve years ago)
What about shut-ins?
― Aimless, Saturday, 26 October 2013 17:07 (twelve years ago)
should be doubly ashamed
― snoop dogey doge (seandalai), Saturday, 26 October 2013 18:56 (twelve years ago)
did you know?
http://7770647a14b0867efc75-b939f832d8cd9c860ce8909163419528.r92.cf2.rackcdn.com/381469.jpg
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Monday, 28 October 2013 17:26 (twelve years ago)
jesus are GIF memes created via Mad Libs now
― your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 October 2013 17:34 (twelve years ago)
DANNY GLOVER once asked HIS NEIGHBORHOOD PLUMBER if he'd ever JERKED OFF TO PICTURES OF WILFORD BRIMLEY ON THE TOILET
did-you-know.tumblr.com
― your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 October 2013 17:35 (twelve years ago)
i knew that
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 28 October 2013 19:51 (twelve years ago)
3145?
― Mark G, Monday, 28 October 2013 20:14 (twelve years ago)
did-you-kno
― snoop dogey doge (seandalai), Monday, 28 October 2013 22:59 (twelve years ago)
https://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=10151769297106840&set=a.109041001839.105995.21785951839&type=1&theater
― how's life, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 17:01 (twelve years ago)
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1377384_10151769297106840_1837612124_n.jpg
― how's life, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 17:02 (twelve years ago)
pissed off puffin
― Moodles, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 17:10 (twelve years ago)
9GAG.COM
― In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 17:12 (twelve years ago)
lawl http://deadspin.com/the-new-browns-facilitys-walls-are-full-of-fake-quotes-1453698071/1454246730
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 21:40 (twelve years ago)
looooool
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 22:15 (twelve years ago)
Cleveland Browns
- Bob Marley
― I like to think I have learnt a thing or two about music (Neil S), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 22:23 (twelve years ago)
Great, people needed more reasons to make fun of Cleveland. THANKS, OBAMA.
― Dave Froglets (Phil D.), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 22:25 (twelve years ago)
Grohl: sticks out as particularly bad because that opinion he's expressing is itself very carefully weighted and put together with a close eye to demographics
One with man in shabby suit and girl in white dress: distinctly Nabokovian overtones
― cardamon, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 23:23 (twelve years ago)
http://scontent-a-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1012470_750064461674033_525199625_n.jpg
tbf, this was posted for mockery.
― nickn, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 03:55 (twelve years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/q71/s720x720/1385718_645276278828000_1487323754_n.jpg
via "UK Cop Humour" apparently
― hewing to the status quo with great zealotry (DavidM), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 11:30 (twelve years ago)
makes a change, "UK Cop Humour" usually belongs on the "Is This Racist?" thread
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVzmecHQ4TM (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 11:32 (twelve years ago)
This one's getting shared all over the place in my feed this morning.
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1375019_353453371467415_1449507854_n.jpg
Creeeping me out.
― how's life, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 12:27 (twelve years ago)
had to stand about 10 feet back to see Marilyn tbf
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVzmecHQ4TM (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 12:30 (twelve years ago)
Marilyns teeth combined with Albert's moustache just looks like scary skeleton teeth or something to me.
― how's life, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 12:32 (twelve years ago)
took off my glasses to see a Marilyn Monroe-ish blob, with droopy Einstein eyes that made her look stoned.
― Viceroy, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 12:35 (twelve years ago)
Try stepping back a ways.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 12:45 (twelve years ago)
http://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1425593_10152022060348760_903969846_n.jpg
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 31 October 2013 03:02 (twelve years ago)
I couldn't see Marilyn, even stepping back.
So, I squinted and made my vision blurry.
Damn! Mazing.
― Mark G, Thursday, 31 October 2013 09:23 (twelve years ago)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/5600829df2c14cb1fb12bde5e1c662f4/tumblr_mvdkh4QXi51qm7oolo1_1280.jpg
― mh, Thursday, 31 October 2013 17:26 (twelve years ago)
are there no rivers in australia
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 31 October 2013 17:30 (twelve years ago)
prob not
― lag∞n, Thursday, 31 October 2013 17:31 (twelve years ago)
It's wild.
― pplains, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:14 (twelve years ago)
spelled mississippi correctly
― kirti madam you're not a gag mrs thatcher eighty advantage and myspace (soref), Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:20 (twelve years ago)
on the california I mean, not where it says 'mississppo'.
― kirti madam you're not a gag mrs thatcher eighty advantage and myspace (soref), Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:22 (twelve years ago)
And to think that the average Australian can correctly distinguish between Kazahkstan and Kyrgizistan, and name all the principle rivers of Siberia. It is nothing short of flabbergasting.
― Aimless, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:24 (twelve years ago)
the stans (excluding pak and afgan which are easy to find) go in alphabetical order clockwise so its really not that hard
― lag∞n, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:27 (twelve years ago)
To be honest I was pretty vague about where most US states were before I did this thing:
http://online.seterra.net/en/ex/8
― kirti madam you're not a gag mrs thatcher eighty advantage and myspace (soref), Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:27 (twelve years ago)
also kazahkstan is huge so like duh
i dont fault the australian at all, i mean who cares, but it is interesting which states he got, also i like calling the upper mich peninsula road-kill wolf that shd be a new state
― lag∞n, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:29 (twelve years ago)
australian mostly otm about half of this
― mh, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:29 (twelve years ago)
the part where he doesn't remember whether australia has 6 or 7 states is great, though
on first glance I read the name at the bottom of that 'Lucifer's testicles' one as 'Drew Daniel'.
― Merdeyeux, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:30 (twelve years ago)
otoh, I could not even begin to identify the states of Mexico.
― Aimless, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:30 (twelve years ago)
i knew where oaxaca is
― lag∞n, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:31 (twelve years ago)
as an american, I don't know where anything outside of the country is but I'm more than willing to judge others on their lack of knowledge of geography of the united states
― mh, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:33 (twelve years ago)
but jalisco? sonora? not so easy, eh?
― Aimless, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:34 (twelve years ago)
i know jalisco i been there
― lag∞n, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:36 (twelve years ago)
so im like 2 for however many states there are in mexico, also the yucatan is that a state
― lag∞n, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:37 (twelve years ago)