American Politics Thread 2013: I'm a cool Rodham grandma in the USA

knew you guys would like it!

sounds like a cocktail

or an exploding cigar

sounds like a detail from a steely dan lyric

how old are Sanford's kids? he can't run until one is 35 so the ticket can be Sanford/Son

Who is the assumed Dem candidate these days?

Really, if it's not HRC, I have no idea who would run. The guy from Montana (ex-gov) said last week he's thinking about it, but that's it.

Who is the assumed Dem candidate these days?

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Sec. of State Hillary Clinton (N.Y.)

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VP Joe Biden (Del.)

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Gov. Martin O'Malley (Md.)

"Play with her ass"

jeb has done ok in the recent straw polls despite making no obv 'i'm running gestures' nor any real pandering to tea party of late. he's done better than rubio was has done both of the above.

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sup gabbs, how are things?

you can't resist it Dan can you

sounds like a detail from a steely dan lyric

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Rubio
the Limbaugh Cubans
Make '16 a wonderful thing

someone told me that Kirsten Gillibrand has potential. Was that someone full of shit?

you can't resist it Dan can you

if there's a cheap, stupid joke to be made, you can lay money on me making it

o'malley's been doing a lot of groundwork and water carrying for the party but i think he's running for vp, even if somehow hillary doesn't run. dude's the dem pawlenty. schweitzer has the same motivation, he said a few months ago nobody was beating clinton. cuomo i think actually wants to be president, is running in case hillary stumbles and worse case scenario establish himself for 2024. morbs who you got in 2024?

dude's the dem pawlenty.

jesus christ what a depressing fate

do you enjoy having money laid on you, and if so what are you wearing? xxp

Clinton/Booker would sound like an officer of The Hague making an arrest

i could picture booker running. cuomo/booker ticket i'm looking at third party options.

booker will run for president one day, it's not gonna be anytime soon though

Biscayne Bay
where the Limbaugh Cubans play all day
and wonder who'll they pick after Rubio lets'em down

he has really nothing to run on except 'good at twitter' right now

I'm imagining Booker as President flying all over the country to help senior citizens restart their air conditioners and furnaces

Booker should run – he's already a product of DLC thinking.

the person who was pimping Gillibrand to me said flat out that nobody's excited about Hillary.

Which is weird, because a lot of the conservatives I know who used to hate her now kind of think she'd do a good job as prez

i'm not sure i could vote for a man who doesn't immediately let a woman he's just met know how much he would like to suck on her breasts.

nobody is excited about hillary because she is not running for president yet

since this is now the "right wing watch / PrezStakes 2024" thread, just let me know when balls starts chemo.

nobody is excited about hillary because she is not running for president yet

a lot of people think she's been running for 20 years

ha i know a ton of freaks excited about hillary, they've been filling my facebook wall w/ puma fan fic for five years now.

hillarymania will get pretty bad on both sides

hillary fan fic has got to be amazing

it is, I mean even morbs reads this thread

i've seen conservatives say she wouldn't be bad too but that was 'in comparison to obama' who they fucking hate. when she runs it's going to be a year full of benghazi crap .

would you rather have a year of Biden dumbshit moments?

because that highlight reel is way, way funnier

Good news!

Gillibrand

A NY blue-dog moderate does not seem like she would excite too much of anyone but DLC types

I am not Gabbneb. I swear.

Also, I suspect that Gillibrand would excite many closeted, one-handed typists

The Dem nom goes to whoever hires the Obama campaign teams from 2008/12.

I'm not sure they come as a package deal.

Pres nom speculation really needs to be quarantined in its own thread, tbh.

yes, my apologies. We used to rely on Gabbneb to revive that

The OFA tech leads in particular have all filtered into startups.

In more proximate news, McAuliffe leads internationally renowned dipshit Ken Cuccinelli by 7 in polls.

Our gopher-cheeked GOP congressman announced this morning he's done after this term. Weirdest and best political news of the day around here.

He can make more money now as a lobbyist, right-wing personality, etc. Hopefully more of them do the same.

Quit now and avoid the rush to fill all available space at Fox News.

these numbers will n doubt recover some by election time but theyre still interesting re how much people hated the shutdown/debt limit brinksmanship http://politicalwire.com/archives/2013/10/21/nearly_half_want_to_replace_everyone_in_congress.html