but we cannot be blamed for it, the cartoon is a wreck
― champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Monday, 21 October 2013 15:17 (twelve years ago)
darrghmac, simon cowell of the humourous caption game
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 21 October 2013 15:20 (twelve years ago)
I see him waving one hand at the cartoonist who is backstage..
― Mark G, Monday, 21 October 2013 15:22 (twelve years ago)
i've stormed off in disgust at the standard, as three cameramen and a makeup artist valiantly try to keep up
― champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Monday, 21 October 2013 15:31 (twelve years ago)
ok
"Why do we always have to have these sessions during the game?"
― champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Monday, 21 October 2013 15:32 (twelve years ago)
"Theess men you see, vot are they doink now?
"I bet all those real men over there have penises THIS long but you don't because you are a bookish man without any love of football nor beer."
― champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Monday, 21 October 2013 15:36 (twelve years ago)
chrisht this is a poor cartoon
Is it only the football team that gives you these feelings of jealousy or do you think your husband enjoys other types of jets with his friends?
― gotta lol geir (NickB), Monday, 21 October 2013 15:50 (twelve years ago)
I like this one if it's the woman speaking.
― Insane Prince of False Bel-Air (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 21 October 2013 15:54 (twelve years ago)
"I've heard of having art in a therapist's office, but that cardboard cutout of three men watching television is just distracting!"
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 21 October 2013 15:55 (twelve years ago)
"When I said that the English football team needed their heads examined, this isn't what I had in mind!"
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 21 October 2013 15:57 (twelve years ago)
"This happens every time The Wiggles are on!"
― Insane Prince of False Bel-Air (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 21 October 2013 15:59 (twelve years ago)
"I don't feel that this is appropriate"
― champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Monday, 21 October 2013 16:00 (twelve years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/cb7fb3de7d12232048de0dc7b98ba15d/tumblr_mu0fkjCycn1r95b6lo1_500.jpg
― flopson, Monday, 28 October 2013 04:04 (twelve years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/10/21/g290/131021_contest_g290.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 28 October 2013 10:05 (twelve years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/11/04/p465/131104_contest_p465.jpg
"They still look nothing like your cave paintings"
― Mark G, Monday, 28 October 2013 10:06 (twelve years ago)
"We might need glasses."
― a dessicated quasi-tsunami of gut-busting cosmic - tech (DJP), Monday, 28 October 2013 16:16 (twelve years ago)
"I think we accidentally wandered into XKCD."
― Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 28 October 2013 16:17 (twelve years ago)
"are they supposed to be deer?"
― conrad, Monday, 28 October 2013 16:24 (twelve years ago)
"Installation art is such tripe."
― jmm, Monday, 28 October 2013 16:25 (twelve years ago)
"Don't worry, the real deer are still on my laptop"
― Mark G, Friday, 1 November 2013 11:05 (twelve years ago)
"We'll need at least four to complete our Tetris set."
― Øystein, Friday, 1 November 2013 11:30 (twelve years ago)
"Try for a clean shot or we'll get a wrecked angle"
― Øystein, Friday, 1 November 2013 11:31 (twelve years ago)
"this triangulation method is working like a charm"
― midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 1 November 2013 11:34 (twelve years ago)
"they'll cgi in the real deer in post and - voila - paleolithic park"
― conrad, Friday, 1 November 2013 12:17 (twelve years ago)
"We all start off with rectangles -- with time you'll move on to more complex polygons and before you know it you'll be skinning hypercubes with Grogh."
― Øystein, Friday, 1 November 2013 12:25 (twelve years ago)
"I miss skeuomorphism."
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 1 November 2013 12:30 (twelve years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/10/28/g290/131028_contest_g290.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 4 November 2013 12:24 (twelve years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/11/11/p465/131111_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 4 November 2013 12:25 (twelve years ago)
"Bang! Bang! Bang! heh....heh...Bang!"
― midwife christless (darraghmac), Monday, 4 November 2013 12:32 (twelve years ago)
"Skype-ing again, huh? I remember when we had to make trunk calls"
― In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 4 November 2013 12:46 (twelve years ago)
"This room ain't big enough for the both of us."
― Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 4 November 2013 12:47 (twelve years ago)
"Look at my walking stick"
― Mark G, Monday, 4 November 2013 12:48 (twelve years ago)
"I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am a man!"
― In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 4 November 2013 12:49 (twelve years ago)
"there are still two important issues we're afraid to mention here!"
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Monday, 4 November 2013 12:52 (twelve years ago)
Dammit beaten to that one
― midwife christless (darraghmac), Monday, 4 November 2013 13:01 (twelve years ago)
"For fucks sake Jonathan will you ever stop writing WALSH on the carpet?"
― nashwan, Monday, 4 November 2013 13:01 (twelve years ago)
"All this time and I never thought to lie down."
― Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 4 November 2013 13:06 (twelve years ago)
"Take out the trash! Did you honestly think I'd forget?"
― midwife christless (darraghmac), Monday, 4 November 2013 13:19 (twelve years ago)
"It's an elephant gun! Geddit?!"
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 4 November 2013 13:25 (twelve years ago)
"Maybe you can explain why that table lamp has a handle on it like a jug."
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 4 November 2013 13:26 (twelve years ago)
"Why is the top half of your body elephant but the bottom half sea lion?"
omg the return of the jug lamp!
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 4 November 2013 13:26 (twelve years ago)
"And why do we both have ears like bats?"
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 4 November 2013 13:27 (twelve years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d8/ReturnoftheMackSingle.jpgReturn of the lampYou know that I'll be camp
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 4 November 2013 13:28 (twelve years ago)
"She left us son. Just upped and gone just like that. All that time trumpety trumping on about that damned circus...never thought she'd follow it up. Alright well I'm off to the peanut shop again, see you at dinner."
― nashwan, Monday, 4 November 2013 13:35 (twelve years ago)
"Don't you know it's September 11? Never forget."
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 4 November 2013 15:41 (twelve years ago)
"When I was your age there wasn't even such a THING as elephant incest porn!"
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 03:15 (twelve years ago)