"STOP WATCHING THE FOOTBALL!"
― Mark G, Monday, 21 October 2013 09:12 (twelve years ago)
two paces and take one step to the side
― conrad, Monday, 21 October 2013 09:22 (twelve years ago)
"I don't remember reading about this in 'Games People Play'!"
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 21 October 2013 09:49 (twelve years ago)
"If we have to watch Triumph of the Will one more time..."
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 21 October 2013 13:26 (twelve years ago)
"why do you refuse to watch televised sport with the real men you bowtie-wearing beardy speccy prick?"
― conrad, Monday, 21 October 2013 13:33 (twelve years ago)
"I told you that this combined psychiatry/sports bar was a bad idea!"
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 21 October 2013 14:07 (twelve years ago)
"how do you think this makes me feel?"
― conrad, Monday, 21 October 2013 14:15 (twelve years ago)
"TOUCHDOWWWWWN!"
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 21 October 2013 14:24 (twelve years ago)
"Yes I know that sports is essentially 'aggression with rules'! Why do you have to psychoanalyse everything?!"
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 21 October 2013 14:26 (twelve years ago)
"Oh, there we go, Mister Superego. Did we miss something?"
― Insane Prince of False Bel-Air (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 21 October 2013 14:43 (twelve years ago)
"This cartoon sucks thiiiiiiiis much"
― Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 21 October 2013 14:44 (twelve years ago)
"Flacco you bum! Over here! I'm wide open!"
― Insane Prince of False Bel-Air (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 21 October 2013 14:48 (twelve years ago)
IDG why those guys are drawn so close to the television. Contributes to my theory as the caption contest being a dumping ground for reject cartoons.
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 21 October 2013 14:53 (twelve years ago)
I totally believe that theory. I'd love to see if the original captions were any funnier than the winning entries.
― Insane Prince of False Bel-Air (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 21 October 2013 14:58 (twelve years ago)
awful cartoon, not a single decent possible entry (borne out so far, sad to say)
who stole our chess line this time round btw
― champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Monday, 21 October 2013 15:09 (twelve years ago)
snoball's one is OK.
― Mark G, Monday, 21 October 2013 15:13 (twelve years ago)
with respect sir, it is not.
― champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Monday, 21 October 2013 15:16 (twelve years ago)
but we cannot be blamed for it, the cartoon is a wreck
― champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Monday, 21 October 2013 15:17 (twelve years ago)
darrghmac, simon cowell of the humourous caption game
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 21 October 2013 15:20 (twelve years ago)
I see him waving one hand at the cartoonist who is backstage..
― Mark G, Monday, 21 October 2013 15:22 (twelve years ago)
i've stormed off in disgust at the standard, as three cameramen and a makeup artist valiantly try to keep up
― champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Monday, 21 October 2013 15:31 (twelve years ago)
ok
"Why do we always have to have these sessions during the game?"
― champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Monday, 21 October 2013 15:32 (twelve years ago)
"Theess men you see, vot are they doink now?
"I bet all those real men over there have penises THIS long but you don't because you are a bookish man without any love of football nor beer."
― champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Monday, 21 October 2013 15:36 (twelve years ago)
chrisht this is a poor cartoon
Is it only the football team that gives you these feelings of jealousy or do you think your husband enjoys other types of jets with his friends?
― gotta lol geir (NickB), Monday, 21 October 2013 15:50 (twelve years ago)
I like this one if it's the woman speaking.
― Insane Prince of False Bel-Air (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 21 October 2013 15:54 (twelve years ago)
"I've heard of having art in a therapist's office, but that cardboard cutout of three men watching television is just distracting!"
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 21 October 2013 15:55 (twelve years ago)
"When I said that the English football team needed their heads examined, this isn't what I had in mind!"
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 21 October 2013 15:57 (twelve years ago)
"This happens every time The Wiggles are on!"
― Insane Prince of False Bel-Air (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 21 October 2013 15:59 (twelve years ago)
"I don't feel that this is appropriate"
― champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Monday, 21 October 2013 16:00 (twelve years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/cb7fb3de7d12232048de0dc7b98ba15d/tumblr_mu0fkjCycn1r95b6lo1_500.jpg
― flopson, Monday, 28 October 2013 04:04 (twelve years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/10/21/g290/131021_contest_g290.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 28 October 2013 10:05 (twelve years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/11/04/p465/131104_contest_p465.jpg
"They still look nothing like your cave paintings"
― Mark G, Monday, 28 October 2013 10:06 (twelve years ago)
"We might need glasses."
― a dessicated quasi-tsunami of gut-busting cosmic - tech (DJP), Monday, 28 October 2013 16:16 (twelve years ago)
"I think we accidentally wandered into XKCD."
― Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 28 October 2013 16:17 (twelve years ago)
"are they supposed to be deer?"
― conrad, Monday, 28 October 2013 16:24 (twelve years ago)
"Installation art is such tripe."
― jmm, Monday, 28 October 2013 16:25 (twelve years ago)
"Don't worry, the real deer are still on my laptop"
― Mark G, Friday, 1 November 2013 11:05 (twelve years ago)
"We'll need at least four to complete our Tetris set."
― Øystein, Friday, 1 November 2013 11:30 (twelve years ago)
"Try for a clean shot or we'll get a wrecked angle"
― Øystein, Friday, 1 November 2013 11:31 (twelve years ago)
"this triangulation method is working like a charm"
― midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 1 November 2013 11:34 (twelve years ago)
"they'll cgi in the real deer in post and - voila - paleolithic park"
― conrad, Friday, 1 November 2013 12:17 (twelve years ago)
"We all start off with rectangles -- with time you'll move on to more complex polygons and before you know it you'll be skinning hypercubes with Grogh."
― Øystein, Friday, 1 November 2013 12:25 (twelve years ago)
"I miss skeuomorphism."
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 1 November 2013 12:30 (twelve years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/10/28/g290/131028_contest_g290.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 4 November 2013 12:24 (twelve years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/11/11/p465/131111_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 4 November 2013 12:25 (twelve years ago)
"Bang! Bang! Bang! heh....heh...Bang!"
― midwife christless (darraghmac), Monday, 4 November 2013 12:32 (twelve years ago)
"Skype-ing again, huh? I remember when we had to make trunk calls"
― In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 4 November 2013 12:46 (twelve years ago)