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Who would have thought that this might happen?
https://medium.com/weird-future/d19c8db85c2

I like to think I have learnt a thing or two about music (Neil S), Friday, 18 October 2013 13:21 (twelve years ago)

if anything that guy is waaay too easy on McConlogue, but i notice that piece is being hosted on the same site, so...

Nhex, Friday, 18 October 2013 14:11 (twelve years ago)

iirc the last time McConlogue tried this shit, Billy Ray and Louis totally played him w/OJ futures

sktsh, Friday, 18 October 2013 15:36 (twelve years ago)

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/10/22/sports/deadspins-tim-burke-waits-to-turn-offbeat-moments-into-gifs.html?_r=5&

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 18:27 (twelve years ago)

http://blogs.wsj.com/experts/2013/10/28/suzanne-somers-the-affordable-care-act-is-a-socialist-ponzi-scheme/

http://s.wsj.net/blogs/img/EXPERTS_LOGO.png
http://s.wsj.net/public/resources/images/OB-YV315_expert_C_20130909095823.jpg
What will the Affordable Care Act mean for retirees?

SUZANNE SOMERS: As a writer of 24 books mostly on health and wellness and by using my celebrity to get to the best and brightest doctors, scientists and medical professionals in the alternative and integrative health-care world, I have come to the following conclusions...

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 14:21 (twelve years ago)

subsequent correction also applicable:

An earlier version of this post contained a quotation attributed to Lenin (“Socialized medicine is the keystone to the arch of the socialist state”) that has been widely disputed. And it included a quotation attributed to Churchill (“Control your citizens’ health care and you control your citizens“) that the Journal has been unable to confirm.
Also, the cover of a Maclean’s magazine issue in 2008 showed a picture of a dog on an examining table with the headline “Your Dog Can Get Better Health Care Than You.” An earlier version of this post incorrectly said the photo showed and headline referred to a horse.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 14:50 (twelve years ago)

looooool

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 15:39 (twelve years ago)

http://deadspin.com/marshawn-lynch-had-no-idea-buffalo-was-not-in-new-york-1454884873

balls, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 22:33 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/08/27/researchers-take-on-crucial-question-are-haters-gonna-hate/

Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 November 2013 17:17 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/scrooge-an-economic-hero-defenders-say-1.1161205

Merdeyeux, Saturday, 14 December 2013 23:32 (twelve years ago)

I bet Ward Sutton was aware of that.

zanarkand bozo (abanana), Sunday, 15 December 2013 06:17 (twelve years ago)

David N. Mayer, professor of law and history at Capital University Law School in Ohio

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Sunday, 15 December 2013 06:37 (twelve years ago)

Nelson Mandela lookalike struggles to come to terms with hero's death

sktsh, Sunday, 15 December 2013 16:03 (twelve years ago)

children-evacuated-from-swimming-pool-after-prosthetic-leg-mistaken-for-paedophile

mirostones, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 17:31 (twelve years ago)

http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/serial-killer-fails-return-genoa-prison-21275313

乒乓, Thursday, 19 December 2013 15:09 (twelve years ago)

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/10/22/sports/deadspins-tim-burke-waits-to-turn-offbeat-moments-into-gifs.html?_r=5&

― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, October 22, 2013 11:27 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This one kills me

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 19 December 2013 15:40 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.philly.com/philly/food/20140102_Jewish_foods__non-wheat_noodles_top_2014_trends.html

food trends in 2014 to include pickling, food trucks, "hipster Asian"

queen bey backers (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 3 January 2014 03:00 (twelve years ago)

http://news.yahoo.com/kim-jong-un-fed-his-uncle-to-120-starving-dogs--report-145303810.html

DNP-dizzy (weatheringdaleson), Friday, 3 January 2014 17:24 (twelve years ago)

fucking hell

Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 January 2014 17:27 (twelve years ago)

probably bullshit but fun to think about

Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 3 January 2014 19:49 (twelve years ago)

(report is "unconfirmed")

DNP-dizzy (weatheringdaleson), Friday, 3 January 2014 19:51 (twelve years ago)

following up: http://www.businessinsider.com/jang-song-taeks-execution-rumors-2014-1

this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 January 2014 15:56 (twelve years ago)

Rad Hourani’s Adolescence Smelled Like Sperm & Baby Powder

I wanted something transformable, representing life from birth to death. The top note is baby powder mixed with the smell of sperm, but a sperm that is not necessarily vulgar or filthy. It's more a smell you can't put your finger on...Christopher [the perfumer] went as close to the sperm smell as possible and made it really elegant and beautiful.

His magesty's satanic walnut farm (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 22:06 (twelve years ago)

the word you're looking for is bleach dude

this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 22:20 (twelve years ago)

Amazon to ship things before you're even thought of buying them

Lee626, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 00:57 (twelve years ago)

cool thx for the gift amazon this seems very likely and like a real thing

lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 01:01 (twelve years ago)

Bad headline. Seems to be more like "amazon considering shipping stuff to warehouses close to places they expect to sell items soon."

Øystein, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 13:16 (twelve years ago)

which would be an excellent headline and why CNET usually consults me on these things.

Øystein, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 13:17 (twelve years ago)

xp: Not bleach. Spermine is the polyamine in semen with the distictive smell - they could easily just add enough spermine (or related compounds spermidine or putrecine) to get that top note just right.

His magesty's satanic walnut farm (Sanpaku), Thursday, 23 January 2014 01:35 (twelve years ago)

"SodaStream accused of using conflict bubbles"

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 23 January 2014 01:43 (twelve years ago)

http://images.dailystar-uk.co.uk/dynamic/pixfeed/covers/257x330front/2014-01-25.jpg

for the subheadline

Dolly Dilly Dally (soref), Saturday, 25 January 2014 20:25 (twelve years ago)

http://thegrio.com/2014/01/12/pimp-sues-nike-for-not-warning-shoes-could-be-dangerous-if-used-to-beat-people/

this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 25 January 2014 23:03 (twelve years ago)

nyt, sub-sub-onion, not even gonna waste teh effort to bypass the paywall

Opinion
Pastoral Icon or Woolly Menace?
By RICHARD CONNIFF

Sheep. They’re not as harmless as they seem.

j., Sunday, 26 January 2014 23:22 (twelve years ago)

http://www.salon.com/2014/01/28/radical_activist_sentenced_to_read_malcolm_gladwell/

Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 06:53 (twelve years ago)

lolololol

Dan I., Wednesday, 29 January 2014 07:26 (twelve years ago)

as onion knock-offs go this is pretty good http://the-toast.net/2014/01/29/everyone-imposter-syndrome-except/

eric banana (s.clover), Thursday, 30 January 2014 18:56 (twelve years ago)

huh, interesting that this came out a few days later; basically the same piece
http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-today-the-day-they-find-out-youre-a-fraud,35133/

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 February 2014 15:38 (twelve years ago)

http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2004/2/9/hundreds-register-for-new-facebook-website/

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 20:52 (twelve years ago)

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2014/02/06/272490481/taliban-release-video-of-captured-american-military-dog

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Friday, 7 February 2014 03:03 (twelve years ago)

http://www.splicetoday.com/pop-culture/an-embarrassment-of-nouveau-riches

RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 14 February 2014 19:05 (twelve years ago)

http://kotaku.com/norway-mass-murderer-goes-on-hunger-strike-for-better-1522910916

Nhex, Sunday, 16 February 2014 04:53 (twelve years ago)

Chevron apologizes for fracking well explosion with coupons for free pizza
Residents affected by the massive explosion and fire are also eligible for a 2-liter bottle of soda

silverfish, Thursday, 20 February 2014 15:57 (twelve years ago)

haha, i was thinking about posting that one

Nhex, Thursday, 20 February 2014 16:41 (twelve years ago)

http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairballs/2014/02/chronicle_deals_with_sperm-fil.php

Virginia, Plain and Tall (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 20 February 2014 18:50 (twelve years ago)

http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/02/21/haters-going-to-hate-research-suggests/

MISTERSNRUB (some dude), Friday, 21 February 2014 20:39 (twelve years ago)

ilxor.com

Nhex, Friday, 21 February 2014 21:13 (twelve years ago)


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