lol "targeted strikes"?
does the Speaker have his own fleet of drones now?
― Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 20:08 (twelve years ago)
yeah its bad news for sure, shit should work xp
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 20:08 (twelve years ago)
It's dumb as a line of attack, but I don't think the minimizing of the website problems is a good look for D's.
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 20:09 (twelve years ago)
smart, targeted strikes
hahahahahhhahah! SMART! HAha ahahahahahahah!
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 20:09 (twelve years ago)
they shouldve just hired whoever made orbitz or kayak or w/e
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 20:09 (twelve years ago)
That was the problem with their debt ceiling ACA gambit, it just wasn't smart. But next time, it will be smart.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 20:10 (twelve years ago)
Just curious, have you tried the phone number? I wonder if it's staffed well enough to get people signed up without much delay or if it's a maze of menus and long wait times. many xps
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 20:10 (twelve years ago)
"What we need to do is what we did before, but next time, we will make it smart. That way, we take them by surprise."
I called (it was telling me that my Identity was not Verified), the woman I talked to (who, no joke, said her name was Erykah Badu) started to just fill out an application for me, but I was at work and couldn't spend an hour on the phone. I would, obviously, much rather do it online, but she didn't seem like she could help me with that, told me to try again in a few hours.
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 20:15 (twelve years ago)
I did get through right away, which surprised me.
Highly anticipated online debuts will always crash systems, and America's janky net infrastructure doesn't help. Orbitz doesn't have to deal with day one server spikes.
― An Android Pug of Some Kind? (kingfish), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 20:17 (twelve years ago)
The thing to do is ask Erykah Badu to register for you.
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 20:23 (twelve years ago)
I got that damn "Not verified yet" message. As in, I signed in, logged in, entered my SSN, etc. Ended up with a message saying my identity needed to be verified and to call some phone number and.... yeah.....I'll do that later...
I just decided to continue anyways and so far I've filled out most of my demographic information, got an account, etc. Once I dig out my W2s from last year then I'll log back in and see what's going on.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 20:26 (twelve years ago)
Orbitz doesn't have to deal with day one server spikes.
― An Android Pug of Some Kind? (kingfish), Wednesday, October 16, 2013 4:17 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ya we discussed that upthread, shouldve done some more gradual rollout
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 20:28 (twelve years ago)
fwiw it does seem like it might be more broken than just some opening night jitters
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 20:29 (twelve years ago)
Remember the last time anything with this scale went online without glitches? Oh yeah...that was the 5th of never.
― the rofflestomper (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 20:39 (twelve years ago)
yeah this literally just does not work at all might be a finer point you guys are missing
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 20:40 (twelve years ago)
metaphors galore
― the rofflestomper (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 20:41 (twelve years ago)
Yeah, and really, when a lot of the succes of the law depends on a succesful early enrollment, then it's not just about whether it 'looks' good. These troubles might harm the financial future of the law.
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 20:41 (twelve years ago)
no way
― the rofflestomper (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 20:43 (twelve years ago)
unless of course you want to adopt the conservative's argument that this whole thing is designed to fail and thus Democrats can say that a single-payer system is the only thing that is fair for everyone
― the rofflestomper (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 20:44 (twelve years ago)
iirc, actual enrollment isn't possible until after March 31st anyway. if the dang thang stays broken, then that would be a good and adequate reason to amend the startup date, but that's just reality getting in the way of plans. plans give way bcz reality rules the roost.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 20:45 (twelve years ago)
Seriously, we're two weeks into an open enrollment that lasts six months. No need to assume crash positions yet.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 20:45 (twelve years ago)
If you enroll by December 15th, the policy you select will kick in on January 1. Enrollment is extended an additional three months to encourage more people to opt in, though.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 20:46 (twelve years ago)
coverage starts on jan 1st 2014 fyi
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 20:47 (twelve years ago)
xp
I keep citing the Medicare expansion of '06 rollout that was a disaster for months and no one remembers now.
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 20:48 (twelve years ago)
you can enroll forever im assuming or is it just gonna be available to people for the next six months lol
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 20:48 (twelve years ago)
― lag∞n, Wednesday, October 16, 2013 8:40 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
well it does work for some people, which is part of what's so confusing about the situation for me
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 20:49 (twelve years ago)
yeah i dont think this will hurt the long term health of the program, but that doesnt mean its a fuck up
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 20:49 (twelve years ago)
I think there will be annual or semi-annual periods each year just like medicare or the means people usually enroll in work-sponsored coverage.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 20:50 (twelve years ago)
there is literally no glitch in the world big enough to make this program go away
― the rofflestomper (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 20:56 (twelve years ago)
yet another reason why the Republicans are so fucking stupid
― the rofflestomper (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 20:57 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1TuRpsAVcg
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 21:20 (twelve years ago)
man these guys are such shitbags
― Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 21:32 (twelve years ago)
And Erickson...launches another fundraising drive, in essence.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 22:06 (twelve years ago)
(who, no joke, said her name was Erykah Badu)
Maybe the have celebrities manning the phone lines like they do during telethons? Keep calling and maybe you'll get George Clooney.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 22:25 (twelve years ago)
xpost When you;re being berated by an asshole like that, can you be held in contempt if you tell him to fuck off?
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 22:28 (twelve years ago)
Tea party leaders accuse GOP of 'total surrender'From Matea Gold:The bipartisan Senate deal to end the government’s fiscal impasse was roundly condemned Wednesday by tea party leaders around the country, who accused Republican lawmakers of capitulating to President Obama and his Democratic allies in Congress. Matt Kibbe, president of the FreedomWorks conservative group, called it “a total surrender” and said the tea party’s gambit to undermine Obama’s health-care law could have worked if GOP leadership had stood firm.“We don’t have regrets,” Kibbe added. “This was a very winnable fight, if the Republicans had been willing to fight.”
From Matea Gold:
The bipartisan Senate deal to end the government’s fiscal impasse was roundly condemned Wednesday by tea party leaders around the country, who accused Republican lawmakers of capitulating to President Obama and his Democratic allies in Congress. Matt Kibbe, president of the FreedomWorks conservative group, called it “a total surrender” and said the tea party’s gambit to undermine Obama’s health-care law could have worked if GOP leadership had stood firm.
“We don’t have regrets,” Kibbe added. “This was a very winnable fight, if the Republicans had been willing to fight.”
― reckless woo (Z S), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 23:04 (twelve years ago)
They are really, really dumb.
can't count votes
― Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 23:07 (twelve years ago)
So did they sign the damn thing ?
― Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 23:30 (twelve years ago)
still voting on boring procedural stuff
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 23:34 (twelve years ago)
Boehner is letting the Senate version come to the House floor for a vote, regardless of the so-called Hastert Rule. Coulda done this a long time ago and saved us a lot of grief, JB.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 23:41 (twelve years ago)
he was hoping beyond hope like the rest of them that the dems would cave, tbf a lot of people thought they would
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 23:49 (twelve years ago)
Harry Reid just wandered over to the group of senators who aren't pieces of shit (Warren, Sanders, Sherrod Brown) and got some very warm handshakes
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 23:52 (twelve years ago)
Is anyone tweeting on the floor?
― Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 23:55 (twelve years ago)
Ew,
― pplains, Thursday, 17 October 2013 00:18 (twelve years ago)
Chris Hayes illustrated the ways in which Dems could have caved and didn't rise to the bait.
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 October 2013 00:44 (twelve years ago)
The Senate on Wednesday overwhelmingly approved a deal to re-open the government and raise the federal debt limit. The measure passed 81-18, with all Democrats and 27 Republicans voting yes.
The 18 Republicans voting no were: Senators David Vitter (La.), Ted Cruz (Texas), Mike Lee (Utah), Marco Rubio (Fla.), Ron Johnson (Wis.), Pat Toomey (Pa.), John Cornyn (Texas), Richard Shelby (Ala.), Jeff Sessions (Ala.), Rand Paul (Ky.), Dean Heller (Ariz.), Chuck Grassley (Iowa), Mike Crapo (Idaho), Tom Coburn (Okla.), Mike Enzi (Wyo.), Jim Risch (Idaho), Tim Scott (S.C.), and Pat Roberts (Kan.).
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:03 (twelve years ago)