the fact he doesn't even seem to get subbed is kinda depressing. like who runs that site? they obv don't care v much.
― Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 13:49 (ten years ago) link
subbed after 70 mins
― unblog your plug (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 13:53 (ten years ago) link
even simon cox would be an improvement
― Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 13:56 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/stBn3iJ.png
― flopson, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 14:11 (ten years ago) link
lawl
i did a thread for ilx ads
my only thread with zero responses, ilx is in the gutter
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 14:13 (ten years ago) link
Local Garda's OP here is all-time, IMHO.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 15:53 (ten years ago) link
Time was a man could make a post like that.
― Tim, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link
controversial former society is in the gutter man garda
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 16:33 (ten years ago) link
rip
― Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 16:47 (ten years ago) link
I'm still looking at the stars.
― c21m50nh3x460n, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 17:45 (ten years ago) link
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1223/5126836484_c84d7ac58b.jpg
― footballer of the future (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 17:52 (ten years ago) link
I love Lego!
― c21m50nh3x460n, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 18:01 (ten years ago) link
it isn't a permanent assurance if enough ppl FP
― HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 18:13 (ten years ago) link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2461512/Swansea-woman-pictured-defecating-street.html
― divide and (conkers), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 21:07 (ten years ago) link
The Manchester United hero was visiting his old school, the Moorside High School in Swinton to cut the ribbon on their new £35million building before sharing some views on the kids of today.
The 39-year-old player-coach hopes the school's new state-of-the-art sporting facitlities will encourage more youngsters to pick-up more sports instead of computer games.
He said: 'When I was at school we had great PE teachers and pupils who loved sports.
'I was encouraged when I was at school and pupils should be even more encouraged with facilities like these.
'Today children have their PlayStations and computers but it is good to exercise.'
― Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 13:47 (ten years ago) link
Obv there were no consoles in the 90s.
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Thursday, 17 October 2013 13:49 (ten years ago) link
As I was walking out of Charing Cross Underground into the little linear path nearby, which noble Lords will know, there was a young adult urinating quite openly against the gates leading into the park. I made the remark, "That's going to leave a nasty smell.", and he said, "Fuck you.". I am sorry to use the word in this House, but it happens to be the commonest single word in the vocabulary of that age group, I fear. That was his response. I believe that he said it, first, out of shock that anyone should even take note of the act and, secondly, out of a kind of indignation that anyone should interfere with what he undoubtedly considered to be a perfectly reasonable and proper act.
― soref, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 18:04 (ten years ago) link
With great respect to the Minister, surely on the whole the yob culture occurs only in urban areas. One does not have much yob culture in the Forest of Dean.
― soref, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 18:05 (ten years ago) link
which estimable peer
― soft snow dogsblood and grain alcohol (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link
When the great cathedrals were being built in Britain, and a pilgrimage to the holy land was the capstone to a lifetime of faith, no one would have urinated in the street.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 18:11 (ten years ago) link
Andrew Phillips, Baron Phillips of Sudbury
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4a/Andrew_Phillips_Hinchingbrooke_2010.jpg/220px-Andrew_Phillips_Hinchingbrooke_2010.jpg
― soref, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 18:14 (ten years ago) link
It's from 2003. I only just found out that hansard is available on line and searchable.
― soref, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 18:15 (ten years ago) link
I know quite a few people from the forest of Dean who might dispute that but it's possible they in fact were the sum of yob culture in the area at the time
― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 19:21 (ten years ago) link
Dark at ten to four in London today.
Ten to four.
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Monday, 2 December 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link
The sitcoms now are all about two dads this and that. When I was a kid, we had family values shows, like Full House, and My Two Dads.
― i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 December 2013 16:00 (ten years ago) link
It's going to get worse before it gets better early next year. This isn't something new, it's been happening for quite a few million years, so don't be too alarmed.
― not_goodwin, Monday, 2 December 2013 16:32 (ten years ago) link
definitely darker, earlier this year. and each year.
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Monday, 2 December 2013 22:22 (ten years ago) link
holy shit i looked that up and it...it checks out
holy shit
what else...what else have we been wrong about?
― 30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Monday, 2 December 2013 23:43 (ten years ago) link
get me a turtle lads im pure shook
― mind totally brown (darraghmac), Monday, 2 December 2013 23:46 (ten years ago) link
Passengers on bus scowling at person playing music on smartphone.
It used to be that you could bring a transistor radio onto the bus, switch it on and everyone would cheerily sing along to Vanity Fare.
I blame the miners.
― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 09:42 (ten years ago) link
They’re playing a Simply Red record on Radio 2 right now which rips off “I Can’t Go For That” by Hall and Oates.
It used to be you had proper, original songs being played on Pete Murray’s Open House like “Say No Go.”
It’s all Neil Armstrong’s fault.
― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 09:47 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/jan/13/golden-globes-2014-blah-frock-parade
Now, you hardly ever see a teenage goth. Even the ones hanging out around in Camden Lock, amid a sea of Che Guevara T-shirts, seem to lack commitment. All the men in east London look like they're on the run from an Edwardian circus; the women are walking thigh gaps. Manchester is full of Noel Gallagher haircuts; Liverpool is orange.
― soref, Monday, 13 January 2014 21:02 (ten years ago) link
When I lived in Paris eight years ago, rock band the Libertines seemed like the most exciting thing in music, and every French teenager wanted to move to London. Eurostar ads emphasised the UK's counter-cultural draw. What would attract them now, when every song is a sample, all films are remakes, and, as Stewart Lee has said, all the comedians are Russells?
― soref, Monday, 13 January 2014 21:03 (ten years ago) link
the Libertines seemed like the most exciting thing in music the Libertines seemed like the most exciting thing in music the Libertines seemed like the most exciting thing in music the Libertines seemed like the most exciting thing in music the Libertines seemed like the most exciting thing in music the Libertines seemed like the most exciting thing in music the Libertines seemed like the most exciting thing in music the Libertines seemed like the most exciting thing in music the Libertines seemed like the most exciting thing in musicthe Libertines seemed like the most exciting thing in music the Libertines seemed like the most exciting thing in music the Libertines seemed like the most exciting thing in music the Libertines seemed like the most exciting thing in music the Libertines seemed like the most exciting thing in musicthe Libertines seemed like the most exciting thing in music the Libertines seemed like the most exciting thing in musicthe Libertines seemed like the most exciting thing in musicthe Libertines seemed like the most exciting thing in musicthe Libertines seemed like the most exciting thing in music
― marcos, Monday, 13 January 2014 21:19 (ten years ago) link
I can never tell to what extent she's taking the piss
― soref, Monday, 13 January 2014 21:20 (ten years ago) link
the women are walking thigh gaps.
?!? wtf
― ilx snitch (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 13 January 2014 21:32 (ten years ago) link
30 years ago a child would be a goth on the street
― 1staethyr, Monday, 13 January 2014 21:34 (ten years ago) link
The next generation is going to grow up to be sooo messed up. Imagine - a three year old, socially stunted by its iPad, never seeing other children because all it wants to do is laze around poking a screen. There's GOT to be another way, like moving to a commune or something...
― An embarrassing doorman and garbage man (dog latin), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 12:54 (ten years ago) link
Used to be we could get nostalgic about proper decades, like the '70s. Now it's all Sum-41 this and Libertines that...
― An embarrassing doorman and garbage man (dog latin), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 12:56 (ten years ago) link
What would attract them now, when every song is a sample, all films are remakes, and, as Stewart Lee has said, all the comedians are Russells?
serious answer- the same old shit. Constant source of lols the bone on European yoot have for lame ass british pop culture.
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 13:02 (ten years ago) link
Benny Hill
― An embarrassing doorman and garbage man (dog latin), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 13:29 (ten years ago) link
No film remakes in 2006, or samples in music, or Russells in comedy, no sir.
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 14:29 (ten years ago) link
http://drawception.com/pub/panels/2012/4-20/5aXpg294Bf-2.png
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 14:32 (ten years ago) link
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― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 15:26 (ten years ago) link
30 years ago there were proper pop groups like the Police singing about Cilla and Charybdis. Blind Date, proper clean family entertainment there.
― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 15:36 (ten years ago) link
thirty years ago they transliterated "cilla" "scylla" even
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 15:40 (ten years ago) link
That's lack of proper education in Newcastle comprehensives. It's all Billy Fury's fault.
― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 15:44 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/Jade__Chandler/status/571713895615897600
― The Crucifixion Of Sean Bean (DJ Mencap), Monday, 2 March 2015 11:39 (nine years ago) link
the entire oxford junior dictionary is now just the word knife over and over, written in the shape of a knife, the book itself is also a knife
― Moyes Enthusiast (LocalGarda), Monday, 2 March 2015 11:46 (nine years ago) link
the junior dictionary should just be bigger
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Monday, 2 March 2015 11:51 (nine years ago) link