"And that's the last I want to hear about this 'glass ceiling' holding anyone back."
― My question is primarily riparian (Phil D.), Monday, 14 October 2013 10:59 (ten years ago) link
"Next item"
― I like to tackle hard and am crazy (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 October 2013 10:59 (ten years ago) link
"The architect said only really intelligent people can see it"
― I like to tackle hard and am crazy (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 October 2013 11:00 (ten years ago) link
BLUE SKY THINKING
― Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Monday, 14 October 2013 11:01 (ten years ago) link
1st Republican Party meeting seeking to have the teaching of gravitational theory revoked.
― unblog your plug (darraghmac), Monday, 14 October 2013 11:03 (ten years ago) link
"So that's agreed then, we bring this up at the snagging meeting."
― I like to tackle hard and am crazy (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 October 2013 11:05 (ten years ago) link
Wait, wtf, "If their dog starts humping your leg, let it finish." this isn't ... wait, is that something people say when someone's dog humps them? That's revolting!
― Øystein, Monday, 14 October 2013 11:07 (ten years ago) link
God, do dog owners just wander about with crusty dogjizzpants?
― Øystein, Monday, 14 October 2013 11:14 (ten years ago) link
blæææh!
"Just a trial run before we float on the stock exchange"
― gotta lol geir (NickB), Monday, 14 October 2013 11:21 (ten years ago) link
I wish I hadn't given that a thought, let alone posted about it.
So, uh...something something corporate jet something wonder woman
― Øystein, Monday, 14 October 2013 11:22 (ten years ago) link
"I think I might have taken a bit too much viagra"
― gotta lol geir (NickB), Monday, 14 October 2013 11:24 (ten years ago) link
"Let me remind you transparency is one of our core values."
― Tuomas, Monday, 14 October 2013 11:34 (ten years ago) link
"Well, at least the Giant Gorilla's gone"
― Mark G, Monday, 14 October 2013 11:37 (ten years ago) link
"I think our outsourcing strategy has gone a bit far."
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 14 October 2013 11:38 (ten years ago) link
We need more structure
― unblog your plug (darraghmac), Monday, 14 October 2013 11:40 (ten years ago) link
"Is anybody else bothered by this?"
― I like to tackle hard and am crazy (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 October 2013 11:42 (ten years ago) link
"The cost of office space will go through the roof - we're just pre-empting it."
― gotta lol geir (NickB), Monday, 14 October 2013 11:43 (ten years ago) link
"I don't know about you guys, but I'm so fucking high right now..."
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 14 October 2013 11:44 (ten years ago) link
"I'm glad we came here to eat. Rooftop restaurants as so passé."
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 14 October 2013 11:46 (ten years ago) link
"In case you're all wondering, our new office furniture is by G6 Plan."
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 14 October 2013 11:49 (ten years ago) link
"The freehold is actually owned by the federal government"
― In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 14 October 2013 11:52 (ten years ago) link
wtf dude were the building go lol
"In conclusion, 'mortgage crisis, what mortgage crisis?'"
― Saul Goodberg (by Musket and Pup Tent) (s.clover), Monday, 14 October 2013 12:40 (ten years ago) link
yeah
― unblog your plug (darraghmac), Monday, 14 October 2013 12:42 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/10/14/g290/131014_contest_g290.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 21 October 2013 09:11 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/10/28/p465/131028_contest_p465.jpg
"STOP WATCHING THE FOOTBALL!"
― Mark G, Monday, 21 October 2013 09:12 (ten years ago) link
two paces and take one step to the side
― conrad, Monday, 21 October 2013 09:22 (ten years ago) link
"I don't remember reading about this in 'Games People Play'!"
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 21 October 2013 09:49 (ten years ago) link
"If we have to watch Triumph of the Will one more time..."
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 21 October 2013 13:26 (ten years ago) link
"why do you refuse to watch televised sport with the real men you bowtie-wearing beardy speccy prick?"
― conrad, Monday, 21 October 2013 13:33 (ten years ago) link
"I told you that this combined psychiatry/sports bar was a bad idea!"
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 21 October 2013 14:07 (ten years ago) link
"how do you think this makes me feel?"
― conrad, Monday, 21 October 2013 14:15 (ten years ago) link
"TOUCHDOWWWWWN!"
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 21 October 2013 14:24 (ten years ago) link
"Yes I know that sports is essentially 'aggression with rules'! Why do you have to psychoanalyse everything?!"
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 21 October 2013 14:26 (ten years ago) link
"Oh, there we go, Mister Superego. Did we miss something?"
― Insane Prince of False Bel-Air (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 21 October 2013 14:43 (ten years ago) link
"This cartoon sucks thiiiiiiiis much"
― Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 21 October 2013 14:44 (ten years ago) link
"Flacco you bum! Over here! I'm wide open!"
― Insane Prince of False Bel-Air (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 21 October 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link
IDG why those guys are drawn so close to the television. Contributes to my theory as the caption contest being a dumping ground for reject cartoons.
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 21 October 2013 14:53 (ten years ago) link
I totally believe that theory. I'd love to see if the original captions were any funnier than the winning entries.
― Insane Prince of False Bel-Air (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 21 October 2013 14:58 (ten years ago) link
awful cartoon, not a single decent possible entry (borne out so far, sad to say)
who stole our chess line this time round btw
― champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Monday, 21 October 2013 15:09 (ten years ago) link
snoball's one is OK.
― Mark G, Monday, 21 October 2013 15:13 (ten years ago) link
with respect sir, it is not.
― champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Monday, 21 October 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link
but we cannot be blamed for it, the cartoon is a wreck
― champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Monday, 21 October 2013 15:17 (ten years ago) link
darrghmac, simon cowell of the humourous caption game
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 21 October 2013 15:20 (ten years ago) link
I see him waving one hand at the cartoonist who is backstage..
― Mark G, Monday, 21 October 2013 15:22 (ten years ago) link
i've stormed off in disgust at the standard, as three cameramen and a makeup artist valiantly try to keep up
― champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Monday, 21 October 2013 15:31 (ten years ago) link
ok
"Why do we always have to have these sessions during the game?"
― champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Monday, 21 October 2013 15:32 (ten years ago) link