"Knight sounds so pretentious -- I much prefer horsie."
― Øystein, Monday, 7 October 2013 16:05 (twelve years ago)
"Well, I guess this is normal, then"
― Mark G, Monday, 7 October 2013 16:07 (twelve years ago)
"This grips me more than would a muddy ol' river or reclining Buddha."
― MR. FOOFRAM (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 7 October 2013 16:08 (twelve years ago)
"I hope it's chocolate."
― MR. FOOFRAM (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 7 October 2013 17:36 (twelve years ago)
"Knight fever, knight fe-vah! We know how to do it!"
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 7 October 2013 17:41 (twelve years ago)
"Then he said 'No, you idiot. It's RIDDER.' Seriously, wtf does that even mean?"
― MR. FOOFRAM (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 7 October 2013 18:01 (twelve years ago)
A+++
― Saul Goodberg (by Musket and Pup Tent) (s.clover), Monday, 7 October 2013 19:42 (twelve years ago)
"I'm beginning to think moving the setting of the musical from Bangkok to Deadwood was a mistake."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 7 October 2013 19:58 (twelve years ago)
"I've heard of chess boxing, but chess gunfights?"
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 7 October 2013 20:35 (twelve years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/10/07/g290/131007_contest_g290.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 14 October 2013 10:47 (twelve years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/10/21/p465/131021_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 14 October 2013 10:48 (twelve years ago)
I take it any 9/11 styled captions would be deemed inadmissible?
― Mark G, Monday, 14 October 2013 10:49 (twelve years ago)
"SHAZAM!"
― unblog your plug (darraghmac), Monday, 14 October 2013 10:58 (twelve years ago)
"And that's the last I want to hear about this 'glass ceiling' holding anyone back."
― My question is primarily riparian (Phil D.), Monday, 14 October 2013 10:59 (twelve years ago)
"Next item"
― I like to tackle hard and am crazy (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 October 2013 10:59 (twelve years ago)
"The architect said only really intelligent people can see it"
― I like to tackle hard and am crazy (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 October 2013 11:00 (twelve years ago)
BLUE SKY THINKING
― Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Monday, 14 October 2013 11:01 (twelve years ago)
1st Republican Party meeting seeking to have the teaching of gravitational theory revoked.
― unblog your plug (darraghmac), Monday, 14 October 2013 11:03 (twelve years ago)
"So that's agreed then, we bring this up at the snagging meeting."
― I like to tackle hard and am crazy (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 October 2013 11:05 (twelve years ago)
Wait, wtf, "If their dog starts humping your leg, let it finish." this isn't ... wait, is that something people say when someone's dog humps them? That's revolting!
― Øystein, Monday, 14 October 2013 11:07 (twelve years ago)
God, do dog owners just wander about with crusty dogjizzpants?
― Øystein, Monday, 14 October 2013 11:14 (twelve years ago)
blæææh!
"Just a trial run before we float on the stock exchange"
― gotta lol geir (NickB), Monday, 14 October 2013 11:21 (twelve years ago)
I wish I hadn't given that a thought, let alone posted about it.
So, uh...something something corporate jet something wonder woman
― Øystein, Monday, 14 October 2013 11:22 (twelve years ago)
"I think I might have taken a bit too much viagra"
― gotta lol geir (NickB), Monday, 14 October 2013 11:24 (twelve years ago)
"Let me remind you transparency is one of our core values."
― Tuomas, Monday, 14 October 2013 11:34 (twelve years ago)
"Well, at least the Giant Gorilla's gone"
― Mark G, Monday, 14 October 2013 11:37 (twelve years ago)
"I think our outsourcing strategy has gone a bit far."
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 14 October 2013 11:38 (twelve years ago)
We need more structure
― unblog your plug (darraghmac), Monday, 14 October 2013 11:40 (twelve years ago)
"Is anybody else bothered by this?"
― I like to tackle hard and am crazy (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 October 2013 11:42 (twelve years ago)
"The cost of office space will go through the roof - we're just pre-empting it."
― gotta lol geir (NickB), Monday, 14 October 2013 11:43 (twelve years ago)
"I don't know about you guys, but I'm so fucking high right now..."
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 14 October 2013 11:44 (twelve years ago)
"I'm glad we came here to eat. Rooftop restaurants as so passé."
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 14 October 2013 11:46 (twelve years ago)
"In case you're all wondering, our new office furniture is by G6 Plan."
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 14 October 2013 11:49 (twelve years ago)
"The freehold is actually owned by the federal government"
― In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 14 October 2013 11:52 (twelve years ago)
wtf dude were the building go lol
"In conclusion, 'mortgage crisis, what mortgage crisis?'"
― Saul Goodberg (by Musket and Pup Tent) (s.clover), Monday, 14 October 2013 12:40 (twelve years ago)
yeah
― unblog your plug (darraghmac), Monday, 14 October 2013 12:42 (twelve years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/10/14/g290/131014_contest_g290.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 21 October 2013 09:11 (twelve years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/10/28/p465/131028_contest_p465.jpg
"STOP WATCHING THE FOOTBALL!"
― Mark G, Monday, 21 October 2013 09:12 (twelve years ago)
two paces and take one step to the side
― conrad, Monday, 21 October 2013 09:22 (twelve years ago)
"I don't remember reading about this in 'Games People Play'!"
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 21 October 2013 09:49 (twelve years ago)
"If we have to watch Triumph of the Will one more time..."
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 21 October 2013 13:26 (twelve years ago)
"why do you refuse to watch televised sport with the real men you bowtie-wearing beardy speccy prick?"
― conrad, Monday, 21 October 2013 13:33 (twelve years ago)
"I told you that this combined psychiatry/sports bar was a bad idea!"
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 21 October 2013 14:07 (twelve years ago)
"how do you think this makes me feel?"
― conrad, Monday, 21 October 2013 14:15 (twelve years ago)
"TOUCHDOWWWWWN!"
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 21 October 2013 14:24 (twelve years ago)
"Yes I know that sports is essentially 'aggression with rules'! Why do you have to psychoanalyse everything?!"
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 21 October 2013 14:26 (twelve years ago)
"Oh, there we go, Mister Superego. Did we miss something?"
― Insane Prince of False Bel-Air (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 21 October 2013 14:43 (twelve years ago)