why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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ladies why r u so into cool guys when u could be into guys who give you money

lag∞n, Monday, 7 October 2013 14:11 (twelve years ago)

i am only into guys who have mad faith not mad cash *folds arms*

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 7 October 2013 23:35 (twelve years ago)

u shd totally be into different kinds of guys to the ones ur into tho O LORD MAKE THE SCALES FALL FROM THEIR EYES LIKE SAUL OF TARSUS

I'm disillusioned about what Labour are going to do to my asp (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 09:11 (twelve years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/14514_638705379502789_1452319623_n.jpg

My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 12:16 (twelve years ago)

somebody send that to the House Republicans

erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 14:25 (twelve years ago)

or to a hippie bible camp from the late 1970s

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 14:27 (twelve years ago)

practice compassion
stand up comedy
talk to strangers

lag∞n, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 14:53 (twelve years ago)

does it not matter that strangers probably dont want to talk to you?

No more kisses (sunny successor), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 15:06 (twelve years ago)

if anyone gets in the way of my self actualization lord help them theyre gonna need their own macro

lag∞n, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 15:08 (twelve years ago)

At First I Was All, 'Really, David Blaine?' But By The Time He Started Crying, I Was A Fan.

disgruntled punter (Je55e), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 18:08 (twelve years ago)

wife the slate clean

^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 23:47 (twelve years ago)

https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1380478_554135607988466_1635537742_n.jpg

fresh (crüt), Saturday, 12 October 2013 15:39 (twelve years ago)

they do seem to grin a lot when they tell me I'm going to Hell

Neanderthal, Saturday, 12 October 2013 15:40 (twelve years ago)

but my record collection is better

Neanderthal, Saturday, 12 October 2013 15:41 (twelve years ago)

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/8386/do7f.jpg

Neanderthal, Saturday, 12 October 2013 15:44 (twelve years ago)

i was just thinking how funny it is that fbook still doesn't allow animated gifs even though this shit has so fully permeated fbook's aesthetic and is way worse than whatever blingee/myspace cutseyness zuck was trying to distance himself from way back in 2006

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Saturday, 12 October 2013 16:09 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/0HzDNOu.jpg

Remember! The cormorant is a big brrd. It has got a long neck. (unregistered), Saturday, 12 October 2013 23:29 (twelve years ago)

always thought that Crosby Stills and Nash song didn't hold up well to its predecessor

Neanderthal, Sunday, 13 October 2013 00:00 (twelve years ago)

haha

Remember! The cormorant is a big brrd. It has got a long neck. (unregistered), Sunday, 13 October 2013 00:03 (twelve years ago)

https://scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1395325_3443102494259_749376367_n.jpg

this has got to be a joke.

et rottent land hvor nisser bor (chilli), Sunday, 13 October 2013 01:40 (twelve years ago)

Not quite.

Mother's boyfriend

nickn, Sunday, 13 October 2013 05:24 (twelve years ago)

i was talking more about the image itself, which is incredibly corny and somehow full of compression artifacts despite being so recent. it's horrible to read that though, hope i don't come off as insensitive :(

et rottent land hvor nisser bor (chilli), Sunday, 13 October 2013 09:12 (twelve years ago)

It's that pic not you, obv

Mark G, Sunday, 13 October 2013 10:04 (twelve years ago)

Let your children develop their own damn opinions (within a range 'invisibly' delimited by the unacknowledged ideology of everyday life – which is always already the context to this image, and to your life, and the lives of your children).

cardamon, Sunday, 13 October 2013 11:35 (twelve years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1382213_580186562035062_1883960912_n.jpg

My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Sunday, 13 October 2013 18:24 (twelve years ago)

where's the goddamn butterfly emerging from a chrysalis in that pic?

Aimless, Sunday, 13 October 2013 18:31 (twelve years ago)

Reference to this intentional?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJexHVklwKI

emil.y, Sunday, 13 October 2013 18:34 (twelve years ago)

Like Gore Vidal once said, "Once you break the ice with me, you'll find a lot of cold water."

pplains, Sunday, 13 October 2013 18:39 (twelve years ago)

nice

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 13 October 2013 18:47 (twelve years ago)

http://www.viruscomix.com/monstrepancies.jpg

how's life, Sunday, 13 October 2013 19:12 (twelve years ago)

http://www.viruscomix.com/page528.html

how's life, Sunday, 13 October 2013 19:13 (twelve years ago)

Minor lol at the "fortunate" one.

nickn, Sunday, 13 October 2013 19:18 (twelve years ago)

I like the sexuality one tbh, seems fairly true to life

cardamon, Sunday, 13 October 2013 21:41 (twelve years ago)

all genders are monsters

^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Sunday, 13 October 2013 22:03 (twelve years ago)

http://d2hjf9a2dz967u.cloudfront.net/posts/main_images/17/original/day8.jpg?1381439407

Mark G, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 10:08 (twelve years ago)

hasn't worked out the Bob Marley technique yet

I like to tackle hard and am crazy (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 11:05 (twelve years ago)

(That's Banksy, btw)

Mark G, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 11:08 (twelve years ago)

http://d2hjf9a2dz967u.cloudfront.net/posts/main_images/17/original/day8.jpg?1381439407" class="noborder">

- Banksy

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 12:37 (twelve years ago)

Yep, that one.

Mark G, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 12:38 (twelve years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OpD28Wwdldc/USP9HTDudfI/AAAAAAAAIYM/VkDLINydfRA/s640/15ac866a6fcd1314b9ce2373a910b071.jpg

Sorry if this is a repost.

posing pointless essay questions/indulging in a bit of mild handwringing (bends), Friday, 18 October 2013 23:20 (twelve years ago)

Not actually from Facebook, but from this website which seems to be a goldmine for these things:

http://pmp-oneinamillion.blogspot.co.uk/

posing pointless essay questions/indulging in a bit of mild handwringing (bends), Friday, 18 October 2013 23:22 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/TeCa3QX.jpg

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Saturday, 19 October 2013 14:28 (twelve years ago)

barrrrrrrrrrrrrrf

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 19 October 2013 14:31 (twelve years ago)

wow that dude is super fast at getting ready

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 October 2013 14:32 (twelve years ago)

change his ready time to 7:05 and try to make him cut himself shaving

deez so unusual (some dude), Saturday, 19 October 2013 14:36 (twelve years ago)

ain't no way a dude spends that little time on the can, and without reading material

Neanderthal, Saturday, 19 October 2013 14:38 (twelve years ago)

girls dont poop btw

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Saturday, 19 October 2013 14:40 (twelve years ago)

kinda grossed out that neither of them bathe

Moodles, Saturday, 19 October 2013 15:27 (twelve years ago)

dude must have bathed between pooping and shaving, unless he just likes wearing the towel for ritual purposes

are we supposed to gather from this that women are less evolved than men

j., Saturday, 19 October 2013 15:31 (twelve years ago)

women dont have to be to work until 10, mans do work at 730

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 October 2013 15:34 (twelve years ago)


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