people that YELP are scumbags

that is amazing

I DIED otm

Imagine. Business owners wanting to make money at their business. Namasta, asshole.

*namaste

Sigh.

As someone who once told someone to have a nice day, it offends me to see a restaurant that doesn't give me free food all the time.

I mean, wow

Guys - the NEXT review from the Speaker of the Fungry Foodies is all-time:

Jusstine Kenzerr PsychicGirl

Mind. Blown.

I'll start by saying I'm an agnostic in most things having to do with the spiritual; I don't believe in organized religion but as to what higher power exists out there, I have enough humility and wisdom to say, "I just don't know." So having been referred to Jusstine by a colleague at work, I was curious, especially because I have NEVER been to a psychic, palm reader, astrologist, etc. in my life. Not because I'm a skeptic, but because I'm not particularly interested in what supposed future I have. I am a true believer in being the shaper of my own destiny.

So, imagine my surprise and delight when Jusstine opens with the same line, which put me immediately at ease. I only told her my name and she opens with my philosophy. She said that my buzzword was "limitless." How is that for spot on? And everything only got more accurate and chilling (in a good way) from there. She told me things about myself that were absolutely true. I wasn't looking so much for answers to who I am but to why I'm here at this place I am now, and she pretty much hit it out of the park.

What's more, Jusstine got so specific with members of my family that she made me burst out in tears. I couldn't believe how much she did know with me only saying a particular person's name and asking a pretty general question. It was uncanny. I've watched psychic-debunkers before so I was careful not to "feed" her information. The crazy thing is I didn't need to. She already knew the "curse" (for lack of a better word) my family was suffering and did a healing to try to break it.

And finally, what really impressed me is, as soon as I mentioned the hubster's name, she herself started tearing up. When I asked her why she was getting emotional, she said that it was great to feel this intense and huge love I was radiating because of our relationship; and if soul mates existed, I had found mine, which made me tear up as well. Of course I already knew this but it's great to hear from someone who doesn't even know us.

The only thing a little off the mark was when she said I had known Jesus in a past life, because I've had many lives and I was as old as the Eqyptians. As I said, I'm not particularly religious so this didn't resonate with me at all. But again, it was an interesting notion.

Overall, after the quick healing exercise she did on me, I felt a profound sense of inner peace. Truly, I have never been much good at meditation because my mind wanders so much but with her help, I really did "zone out" for a few minutes. And when it was done, I kid you not, I felt warm all over, like I was wrapped up in some pink fuzzy blanket the entire time. My face was actually flushed. It was such a strange, phenomenal experience, I can't even begin to describe it except to say my mind was truly blown away.

She said that my buzzword was "limitless." How is that for spot on?

oh boy

review of Arabian Knights

“Left early....awful”

2 of 5 stars Reviewed March 25, 2012

We booked this show as it was voted the best dinner show for the past few years...Im not really sure how but having not been to any of the other ones in Orlando I dread to think what they are like if this is the best!!

We already had tickets so stood in queue for about 20 mins, when we got to the front we were told we still had to check in so were sent to the back of another queue for even longer and then back to the first queue again!

After which we were barked at to sit our bags down and pushed to stand in front of a blank wall told to smile and then move quickly on! This was so they later tried to sell us the photo for a total over the top price as they had added a background into it.

When we got to our seats there was only one seat and one set of cutlery. We were told to squeeze in and another knife and fork were brought. The waiters were dripping in sweat and constantly wiping their foreheads so needless to say I didnt touch the food that was brought (which I couldnt see as it was so dark)

The show itself was not what we expected, I dont know if they were having an 'off' night but they kept falling off the horses and then taking a big dramatic bow looking sheepish. Everyone just seemed to breath a sigh of relief if they managed to stay on!

We left about 45 mins before the end, tipped our waiter the $5 each that we were told we had too and left.

I really wouldnt recommend this at all and to top it all the tickets are quite expensive.

Visited March 2012

The only thing a little off the mark was when she said I had known Jesus in a past life, because I've had many lives and I was as old as the Eqyptians.

lolol

And finally, what really impressed me is, as soon as I mentioned the hubster's name, she herself started tearing up.

every anecdote i've ever read about a skeptic being won over by a psychic leaves me even more skeptical and non-believing than i already was.

A Cadillac of restaurants, dining at Heritage Tavern was the equivalent of riding a Harley Davidson down route 66 while smoking a Marlboro Red and listening to Manfred Mans rendition of Blinded By the Light in a pair of Levis.

Ah, yes, a fine rendition, that one.

Don't think I've ever heard "Blinded by the Light in a Pair of Levis".

I've been blinded by the light in a pair of Levis, but not in many years, now.

Blinded by the light
shining off those rivets
on the Levis in the night

AND THE DUNGAREES CRASHED TO THE GROUUUND

why manfred mann's version that doesn't even make sense, why

The ultimate result

http://eater.com/archives/2013/10/29/disgruntled-yelpers-sue-yelp-for-not-paying-them-for-reviews.php

hahaha that's fantastic

classless action

panzer vs yelp

Yelp today, ILX tomorrow?

red panties with 'Make Me Yelp!' stamped across its bottom.
red panties with 'Make Me Yelp!' stamped across its bottom.
red panties with 'Make Me Yelp!' stamped across its bottom.

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I wish I could have a half star option. I'm not sure if it would be 3.5 or 4.5 but I kind of feel like I should be able to use this option. I know what you are saying as you are reading this. "Moron! If you can't decide between 3.5 or 4.5 then it's actually 4!" Maybe you're correct.

(irl) lol

But gormandizer beware: An ornate dining setting does not await you
But gormandizer beware: An ornate dining setting does not await you
But gormandizer beware: An ornate dining setting does not await you
But gormandizer beware: An ornate dining setting does not await you
But gormandizer beware: An ornate dining setting does not await you

Ornate Dining Setting Beheads You

not my favorite of Montreal track

An ornate dining setting lies in wait for you

can someone make an ornate coleman joke plz

The jazz is free but improvisers beware...

i had dinner at the "gormandizers beware" place. scruffy little peruvian rotisserie chicken joint with good food. but obv GORMANDIZERS BEWARE etc.

Stopped in real quick on the day of Pride to buy an umbrella because the weatherman said rain (lying sack of shit) and ended up browsing the whole store and buying a kick ass pair of earrings which I got soooo many compliments on and they were only 10 bucks.

It is full of so many fun things and accesories. I could browse for hours. I plan to go back when I am not being rushed into day drinking.

Pretty good is about best I can say. Place was packed with Ethiopian men watching soccer. Didn't really live up to kid friendly rep that sense but service was friendly enough. Ate the vegetarian combo and everything was ok not even close to the best I have had though. Call me crazy but despite lack of atmosphere still like Dukem food best.

The best part of that is that the place that was unexpectedly packed with Ethiopian men is an Ethiopian restaurant.

Maybe it's kid friendly if your kid likes soccer and isn't weirdly racist.

sweet lord

I grew up in the south. I am quite particular about my fried chicken. This place has got the recipe just right. and not to be racist, but when you see a big black lady frying up the chicken in the kitchen, you KNOW it will be done right. thank you Pies-n-Thighs for giving me home style food in the big city. I love you.

I grew up in the south.

You don't say!

I mean

Did "not to be racist" ever make its way into the Depressing Phrases thread?

has there ever been an instance of "not to be racist" being followed by a statement that isn't racist? like has anyone ever been like "not to be racist, but that's a nice sweater"?

i think that exact joke got made in an episode of 'happy endings', so... sort of?

haha figures, RIP Happy Endings

like has anyone ever been like "not to be racist, but that's a nice sweater"?

i will do my best to resist saying this next time i see you

i'm not racist but...

haha this is amazing

I'm sitting in a local bar and there is a dude sitting a few sears down with an iPad propped up, with keyboard, writing a yelp review ~at the bar~ as he eats. I hadn't seen it before, but apparently when using the yelp app ON IPAD and entering a review, it displays in very large graphics the number of stars you're giving. which means this guy is very conspicuously showing his starred review to any staff that walks by.

he is doing this on purpose, he wants free drinks