xp The problem is Jerry Lewis is totally unsympathetic
― Nhex, Thursday, October 3, 2013 12:31 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Maybe, but he would've turned the barrel-stealing scene into a slapstick tour-de-force.
― hopping and bopping to the krokodil rot (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 3 October 2013 17:04 (twelve years ago)
just switch Scott & Dave and then omg
― festival culture (Jordan), Thursday, 3 October 2013 17:06 (twelve years ago)
yeah Scott is great at asshole cop types
― Hip Hop Hamlet (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 3 October 2013 17:08 (twelve years ago)
Paul Bellini as brock
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 3 October 2013 17:22 (twelve years ago)
good call, would definitely like to see Foley in a black comedy/drama - any of them really
― brio, Thursday, 3 October 2013 17:23 (twelve years ago)
you should watch this it's really funny http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120536/
― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 3 October 2013 17:27 (twelve years ago)
"Skylar, these are great eggs."
"They're fresh from my body onto your plate!"
― da croupier, Thursday, 3 October 2013 17:30 (twelve years ago)
this thread has taken an amazing turn
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 3 October 2013 17:43 (twelve years ago)
and i agree Scott should play Hank.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 3 October 2013 17:46 (twelve years ago)
I didn't even know The Wrong Guy existed until I read about it a few weeks back. It really is hilarious and great.
And Dave played a really good depressed version of himself on Maron recently. Dude has a (totally justified) air of melancholy that would translate really well to a darker dramatic role.
― Coke Opus (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 October 2013 17:51 (twelve years ago)
Who would play Tuco or Gus or Tortuga?
― polyphonic, Thursday, 3 October 2013 18:02 (twelve years ago)
Joe Flaherty in Forster role
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 3 October 2013 18:11 (twelve years ago)
i think we're all forgetting that the very premise of Breaking Bad is implausible in Canada
― Nhex, Thursday, 3 October 2013 18:20 (twelve years ago)
"i need to cook meth so I can afford Montreal Canadien season tickets"
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 3 October 2013 18:24 (twelve years ago)
Canadian Walt would create a super-addictive, blue-tinted maple syrup.
xpost ha haa!
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 3 October 2013 18:25 (twelve years ago)
the Canadian BB would be based on the Rob Ford story; seriously would make an amazing movie or mini-series when all the facts come out. Could be very Wire-like with parallel stories intertwining with the dealers, city hall, cops and reporters.
― brio, Thursday, 3 October 2013 18:28 (twelve years ago)
In March 2013, former mayoralty candidate Sarah Thomson accused Ford of touching her inappropriately and making inappropriate comments while posing for a picture together at a political function.[130] Thomson, in a later interview on radio, suggested that Ford was on cocaine: “I thought he was, yes, but I don’t know,” she said. “I went back and looked up, you know, what are the signs of cocaine use. I looked it up and you know sweaty, talking quickly, out of it, arrogant — all these things were on there. What I read on Google, I would think he’s either on that or some other substance … he was definitely out of it.”[131]
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 3 October 2013 18:33 (twelve years ago)
OMG GOOGLE FOR COCAINE AND FIND ROB FORD
ha - actually that ass-pawing was actually before the crack tape, so I think she meant she googled "cocaine" and found "sweaty, arrogant"
― brio, Thursday, 3 October 2013 18:37 (twelve years ago)
still sticking with Scott for Walt and Dave for Hank.
http://thebacklot.mtvnimages.com/uploads/2013/06/scottthompsonhannibal.jpg?quality=0.7
http://images.amcnetworks.com/ifc.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Mark_McKinney_Dave_Foley_Death_Comes_To_Town.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 3 October 2013 18:41 (twelve years ago)
Kevin can do nebbish Walt. Bruce can do speechifying Walt. Foley can do exasperated why aren't you applying yourself Jesse Walt.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 3 October 2013 19:39 (twelve years ago)
so what you are saying is walter white could do a one man KitH show?
― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Thursday, 3 October 2013 19:46 (twelve years ago)
"I'm crrrushing your head I'm crrushing your head...with an ATM machine"
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 3 October 2013 21:00 (twelve years ago)
He's hip he's cool he's 52
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 3 October 2013 21:17 (twelve years ago)
forgot about the ATM machine. wow a lot of things happened in Breaking Bad
― cerealbar, Thursday, 3 October 2013 21:32 (twelve years ago)
Lotta kids with dead parents.
― pplains, Thursday, 3 October 2013 21:34 (twelve years ago)
lucky lucky orphans
― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Thursday, 3 October 2013 22:07 (twelve years ago)
well, that bomb-ass blue shit will help numb the pain. good thing there's still lots of that...
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 3 October 2013 22:26 (twelve years ago)
show should have ended with E.European meth heads buying yellow meth and yelling "What is this shit!?"
― I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Thursday, 3 October 2013 22:49 (twelve years ago)
norm macdonald pushing the it was all walts fantasy angle on twitter right now https://twitter.com/normmacdonald
im not buying until someone gives it the multi blog post treatment but p interesting none the less
― lag∞n, Friday, 4 October 2013 00:57 (twelve years ago)
total moron @hip_ennui 1m@normmacdonald to everyone saying "ask Gilligan" - VG said the only hint he'd give was "woodworking," presented in the finale as a fantasy
― lag∞n, Friday, 4 October 2013 01:02 (twelve years ago)
the biggest problem with the walt's fantasy idea is that he had no way of knowing jesse's was todd's meth slave, also wtf purpose with flash-forwards of a fantasy serve
― da croupier, Friday, 4 October 2013 01:08 (twelve years ago)
would flash-forwards serve, i mean
yeah uh, no
Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald 2h
The Nazis that visited Skylarr was a flash forward of Walt's fever dream. Evidence: ridiculously masked and immune to guarded house.
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 4 October 2013 01:11 (twelve years ago)
― da croupier, Thursday, October 3, 2013 9:08 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
naw he couldve easily deducted that jesse was their slave via the fact that they had him captive and he was a known snitch and the blue meth was back
― lag∞n, Friday, 4 October 2013 01:12 (twelve years ago)
a flaw imho is why would jesse revenge kill todd so hard in walts fantasy
― lag∞n, Friday, 4 October 2013 01:13 (twelve years ago)
haha totally
― socki (s1ocki), Friday, 4 October 2013 01:14 (twelve years ago)
the best argument for it imho is that the woodworking scene was really weird and stood out
― lag∞n, Friday, 4 October 2013 01:15 (twelve years ago)
wtf has happened to Norm Macdonald
Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald 2 Oct
You can't have a flawed misinterpretation. Check your OED the next time you're tempted to modify a noun.
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 4 October 2013 01:16 (twelve years ago)
yeah i mean there's definitely some ambiguity - that weird blankout before he finds the key - but walt's fantasy ties so directly to everyone we know (and walt didn't) to be "fact" that it feels real forced imo (srsly, opening a season with quiet flash-forwards of a character's dying fantasy...ok). Also, fantasy, p.u. why not just put them in a snow globe then.
― da croupier, Friday, 4 October 2013 01:18 (twelve years ago)
all the stuff about Walt's plan being too successful, everything going too smoothly: this is a show where one man and a couple henchmen killed an entire cartel with some poison and handguns.
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 4 October 2013 01:20 (twelve years ago)
agree
― lag∞n, Friday, 4 October 2013 01:20 (twelve years ago)
lol wut
No great stories leave ambiguity. Not one.
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 4 October 2013 01:22 (twelve years ago)
dude made a bargain with god to pull off one last gambit right before he zonked and then found the key. The humor of him getting his dying wish (for the little it was worth) seems a lot more twisted and cool than if he just had a really long and elaborate dream.
my god how could you want a show to end with a dream
― da croupier, Friday, 4 October 2013 01:23 (twelve years ago)
i do think walts fantasy would be more excusable than a snow globe because so much of the show is about his fantastical solipsism already
― lag∞n, Friday, 4 October 2013 01:23 (twelve years ago)
I think this sums up what we're dealing with here:
Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald 1 Oct
As for breaking Bad,I was expecting an unambiguous ending,not one I have to fill in. Am I expected to believe the police kill an unarmed man
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 4 October 2013 01:25 (twelve years ago)
hes just working through it man give him a break
― lag∞n, Friday, 4 October 2013 01:28 (twelve years ago)
is he yanking people's chains? norm likes to fuck with people
― brio, Friday, 4 October 2013 01:50 (twelve years ago)
that would be pretty awesome
― lag∞n, Friday, 4 October 2013 01:51 (twelve years ago)
or maybe norm's just dreaming his tweets?
― brio, Friday, 4 October 2013 01:53 (twelve years ago)