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my reaction to that is a moe-esque "DEAR GOD NO"

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 21:28 (twelve years ago)

Skinner's Sense of Snow" has "now chew through my ball-sack" which still cracks me up then staggers me that they got away with it

Haha, yes, and my other favorite, "What part of 'di di mau' don't you understand?"

So if I was to put together a poll, would people want one giant Top 25 Episodes poll, or a series of individual season polls where there's one clear winner from each season?

My question is primarily riparian (Phil D.), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 21:36 (twelve years ago)

indiviual season polls! and then one big poll of the best of each season poll!

Holy Shirt! (stevie), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 06:36 (twelve years ago)

The families become fast friends with Stewie becoming obsessed with Bart and his pranks, while Lisa takes Meg under her wing, determined to find something at which she excels.

Meanwhile Marge and Lois ditch housework for a bonding session and Peter and Homer fight over whose town has the better beer: Quahog's Pawtucket or Springfield's Duff.

Christ they must have stayed up all night with pizzas in the writers room coming up with THAT complex plot.

taxi tomato or bag tomato (Trayce), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 09:53 (twelve years ago)

Archer/Bobs Burgers show you how to do a proper fucking crossover.

taxi tomato or bag tomato (Trayce), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 09:54 (twelve years ago)

Christ they must have stayed up all night with pizzas in the writers room coming up with THAT complex plot.

― taxi tomato or bag tomato (Trayce), Wednesday, October 2, 2013 10:53 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kept waiting for it to turn into slash fiction tbh

Holy Shirt! (stevie), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 10:54 (twelve years ago)

Season polls it is! I'll get started on the Season 1 poll. What do you think for voting, a week? Two weeks?

My question is primarily riparian (Phil D.), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 12:14 (twelve years ago)

A week sounds good.

hopping and bopping to the krokodil rot (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 13:46 (twelve years ago)

See here for season 1: It Comes With A Slice Of Canteloupe At The End: THE SIMPSONS SEASON 1 POLL

My question is primarily riparian (Phil D.), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 13:56 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtgYY7dhTyE

del toro halloween intro

but good for him for speaking his mind (Hunt3r), Friday, 4 October 2013 14:59 (twelve years ago)

i haven't watched a new episode of the simpsons since season 10 but i enjoyed that little intro. i watched it without sound for the first 2 minutes and it seemed better than when i turned the sound on

marcos, Friday, 4 October 2013 15:03 (twelve years ago)

The classic Simpsons are indeed dead and buried! (1:03)

Evan, Friday, 4 October 2013 15:11 (twelve years ago)

Skinner's Sense of Snow" has "now chew through my ball-sack" which still cracks me up then staggers me that they got away with it

The second-funniest of the FOUR fairly dismal crotch jokes in that episode

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 4 October 2013 18:28 (twelve years ago)

Can't remember what the other crotch gags are from that one, but that one earns at least semi-classic status on the strength of The Christmas That Almost Wasn't But Then Was Again and Homer's ranch dressing hose.

the vineyards where the grapes of corporate rock are stored (cryptosicko), Saturday, 5 October 2013 14:53 (twelve years ago)

old news now but series 26 commissioned

it'd be fantastic if they went all gremlins 2/final series of moonlighting and just tore up the show creatively

obi wankin' obi (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 7 October 2013 21:33 (twelve years ago)

Wait wasnt this gonna be the last season or somethign?

taxi tomato or bag tomato (Trayce), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 00:10 (twelve years ago)

nah

obi wankin' obi (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 05:42 (twelve years ago)

fox commissioned 24 and 25 at the same time iirc

obi wankin' obi (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 05:42 (twelve years ago)

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/193lucfkkcc8cpng/ku-xlarge.png

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 18 October 2013 18:55 (twelve years ago)

Wow, that's small.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 18 October 2013 18:55 (twelve years ago)

That's what she said.

My question is primarily riparian (Phil D.), Friday, 18 October 2013 18:56 (twelve years ago)

^Joke level the Simpsons has been operating on for a while.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 18 October 2013 18:59 (twelve years ago)

I was just gonna say better than most recent eps!

Low down bad refrigerator (Dan Peterson), Friday, 18 October 2013 19:01 (twelve years ago)

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Most recent Epps.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 18 October 2013 19:02 (twelve years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2b/Omar_Epps.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 18 October 2013 19:03 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://vimeo.com/37127916

bamcquern, Sunday, 10 November 2013 03:12 (twelve years ago)

four months pass...

Crazy Vaclav's car was real:
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y71/MitchellStirling/homercollege3.jpg

also,

'H' in Cyrillic means 'N', so "Put it in H!" actually makes sense.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 20:05 (twelve years ago)

whoops, meant to post
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--QFeZCSUL--/t_ku-xlarge2/cglkepwfkku3h3l3aick.jpg

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 20:05 (twelve years ago)

Is that an invacar?

FUCK BINGO LET'S COMPASSION (stevie), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 23:05 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

the fuck

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:21 (twelve years ago)

cowabunga dood

denial plan (electricsound), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:31 (twelve years ago)

This can't be happening

boxedjoy, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 06:57 (twelve years ago)

a new low for Family Guy

Tributes as popular Lichfield cat dies (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 09:22 (twelve years ago)

Roy hasn't aged a bit

From Tha Crouuuch To Da Palacios (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 09:36 (twelve years ago)

psyched for this

soref, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 09:56 (twelve years ago)

This appalling show is totally gonna be ruined by teaming up with that appalling show

wins, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 10:00 (twelve years ago)

So glad I finally bailed on The Simpsons.

This is the least-watched season of the show ever, according to the Nielsens.

Diddley Hollyberry (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 11:47 (twelve years ago)

https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2302/2510825375_176f1608a0.jpg

Tributes as popular Lichfield cat dies (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 12:03 (twelve years ago)

Groening blew a gasket on "A Star Is Burns," saying the crossover "violates the Simpsons' universe" and demanding that his name be removed from the credits.

But a crossover with the show that had one of the characters raping Marge and murdering the rest of the Simpsons, yeah, no problem there.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 14:08 (twelve years ago)

That wasn't the Critic episode, was it?

pplains, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 14:15 (twelve years ago)

Yep.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 14:16 (twelve years ago)

ugh i forgot about the quagmire/marge thing

some dude, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 14:52 (twelve years ago)

WHAT

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 15:24 (twelve years ago)

cos i aint watched any of these bullshit ass shows for obvious reasons, seriously what the fuck

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 15:25 (twelve years ago)

obv reasons - simpsons is terrible now after years of gr8ness, family guy was always terrible

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 15:25 (twelve years ago)

like the Rolling Stones, the Simpsons has now been shitty for longer than it was great

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 15:45 (twelve years ago)

i dunno, i kind of enjoy its ongoing mission to annoy cartoon nerds

Tributes as popular Lichfield cat dies (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 15:47 (twelve years ago)

that mission sucks

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 15:48 (twelve years ago)

important work they're doing there

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 15:49 (twelve years ago)


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