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Kelsey Grammer looks like a motherfucker with some dark secrets

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Woah, his sister was really murdered!? ok now I am creeped out.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

i just went to trader fuckin joe's and saw the msutached one from le tigre, she told me that 'tehy were coming and by tehy i mean he and by he i mean teh grammer' but it wasn't her voice, rather it was john ratzenberger's.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I am drunk, and this question (and thread) is amazing. I was actually thinking that Gear must be drunk. and then I read the last sentence. awesome.

― lemin (lemin), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 04:16 (twenty-one years ago)

"So, ahh, Nahm, were you aware that severing the carotid ahtery does not produce, ahh, instant death? That scene in the Cuckoo's Nest where Bud Dourif dies almost instantly, ahh, is totally unrealistic."

"Fascinating, Cliffy. What's wrong over there, Dr. Crane?"

― I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 04:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I was at a movie theater once, and they showed the trailer for that Showtime movie where Kelsey Grammer played Benedict Arnold. The sight of Frasier looking deadly serious in full-on colonial regalia was quite amusing, but I didn't predict that the whole theater would actually start laughing.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 05:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I shouldn't be laughing at the curious george line, but i am.
I am.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 05:57 (twenty-one years ago)

darkest secret: his macbeth

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.eastnorthumberland.com/news/newsOctober1998/SeaboyerGrammer.JPG

― eman (eman), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:34 (twenty-one years ago)

what male human ISN'T a motherfucker with some dark secrets?

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:45 (twenty-one years ago)

"darkest secret: his macbeth"

have you ever heard this guy on a talk show?? he is an elitist pretentious fucker and i do not for a second believe that.

― John (jdahlem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:54 (twenty-one years ago)

He only dates/marries pornstars and he flipped his Corvette in Malibu Canyon on a straight away (which is apparently extremely hard to do, bearing in mind the weight distribution of the car and the gravitational physics of planet Earth).

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 07:10 (twenty-one years ago)

he is a creep and i want him dead.

― John (jdahlem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 07:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://monkeyfilter.com/link.php/6934

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 07:46 (twenty-one years ago)

swear to christ i was just flipping channels when i came across it, it meaning "frasier". innocuous enough scene, what with frasier engaged in some clever wordplay with david hyde pierce whilst john mahoney rolled his eyes in a "how'd a guy like me, an ex-cop, a blue-collar sort, end up with these kids, ain't life funny (cue sad/funny horn of irony)" manner. innocuous until kelsey broke the audience wall and looked at me and said, "terror, thy name is grammer". I shrieked but the scream was not my own, nay, it was that of bebe neuwirth.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 07:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude are you sure you aren't drunk!?

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 08:03 (twenty-one years ago)

john i think you misunderstood what i meant by "dark secret"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 08:11 (twenty-one years ago)

he drives a viper, nuf said

― lukey (Lukey G), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 10:44 (twenty-one years ago)

and he sure likes the c-c-c-c-c-cocaine!

oh sorry - used to like. yeah, right.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 11:41 (twenty-one years ago)

He's a freaking republican too.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm still traumatised from seeing him in 'Kennedy' on DVD the other day. Swimming. With Martin Sheen. He is a hairy hairy man.

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.shagpro.com/mrbrown/celeb/97sag15.jpg

The bear is clearly a voodoo doll he uses to torture his victims from afar.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2004/07/23/comingattr-grammer-inside.jpg

Be very afraid.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

That picture = me in forty years, I figure. But with a better soul.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

You know, I was not going to say anything about the slight resemblance.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.southcoasttoday.com/daily/02-98/02-25-98/kelsey.jpg

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1042911424835_2003/01/22/Frasier,0.jpg

He is drinking the blood of the innocent.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

And eating the awards of the pure.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

If you look close at that Future Ned one, you can see, peaking out from beneath the Nolte-esque locks-gone-wild, MUTTON CHOPS. Ned, deny yourself your heart's true desire no more...GROW THEM BITCHIZ OUT!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1042911322021_2003/01/20/win05,1.jpg

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/040112/040112_frasierends_hsmall.hmedium.jpg

Poor Eddie.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.iskon.hr/2004/01/13/0176007.17.jpg

The Twin Towers of Evil.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.fentonphoto.com/celeport/ZKELHOME.JPG

There are no words.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

gahhhhhhhhh

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

greatest thread in forever!

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.hardnheavy.com/jeffery2.jpg

Wanna know what's worse than that?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

(um, drop the i from the http.)

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Nice shoes. (x-post)

― nickn (nickn), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.digitalhit.com/sag/10/sag04-119.jpg
FRASIER DRAGON HEAT RAY EYE EXPLOSION LASER POWER - GO!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Did I really need to see a picture of Chiklis fellating his Golden Globes?

Wow, that sounds even dirtier than I thought it would! Good job, me.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Chiklis has the eager/frightened gaze of a porn ingenue taking her first bukkake

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Fisher Price's.... no, I can't finish that joke.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://harland-williams.net/perisc/perisc06.jpg

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

McHale's Ostentatiously Effeminate Navy

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.celebstation.org/actors/kelsey_grammer/thumb/Kelsey_Grammer-003.jpg

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

That picture = me in forty years, I figure. But with a better soul.

Haha Ned I seriously think you'd do well to get a top hat like that.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Everyone should, really.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

My date and I were going to both wear top hats for senior prom; I don't remember why we didn't.

Best part of that prom; she went to the other side of the Twin Cities to find a unique, cool dress and ended up buying a black and gold number with a bustier top and pants with a bustle flaring off the booty. We showed up and one of my female friends had completely independently gone out and bought the same dress. There was a five second "oh shit" moment which then turned into "WE ARE TOO FUCKING COOL FOR THIS SCHOOL! LOOK AT US!" posturing and multitudes of girl-on-girl photo poses. It was really rock.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:57 (twenty-one years ago)

(Meanwhile, in a parallel dimension...)

http://www.luther-der-film.de/pics/cast_privat_pix/ochsenknecht1.gif

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 23:03 (twenty-one years ago)

https://www.inaugural05.com/mediaroom/011305entertainment.aspx

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Today, the 55th Presidential Inaugural Committee (PIC) announced the entertainment schedule for the Inaugural events.

“We are excited about what is a talented and diverse group of performers who will provide fantastic entertainment to enhance the Inaugural events. We’ve worked tirelessly to assemble a lineup that is not only unique, but represents the best and brightest of America’s talent,” said PIC Director Greg Jenkins.

Tuesday, January 18th
SALUTING THOSE WHO SERVE 2:00 p.m.
Artist Description
Kelsey Grammar (MC) Actor
Karri Turner (Reader) Actor
Don King (Reader) Boxing
Shandi Finnessey Miss U.S.A.
Richard Roundtree Actor
Gloria Estefan Singer
Bebe Winans Singer
John M. Montgomery Singer
Darrell Worley Singer
Heather Hedley Singer
Down Range Army Band
President’s Own String Duo-Marine Band
Color Guard Joint Armed Forces
3rd U.S. Infantry Presentation of Flags
Drill Team Soloists Army, Marine Corps, Navy, Air Force, Coast Guard
Navy Band Sea Chanters Navy Band

― (Jon L), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 23:52 (twenty-one years ago)

HE IS IN CAHOOTS WITH SATAN!

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:21 (twenty-one years ago)

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can they credibly have Eddie the dog return. dog years

― mh, Thursday, 15 June 2023 04:00 (two years ago)

ten months pass...

Young Kelsey looks like the yuppie equivalent of a baby that looks like an elderly man:

This guy on Cheers pic.twitter.com/MkRxElWyZX

— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) April 23, 2024

― paisley got boring (Eazy), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 21:29 (two years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDxQbxzdv98

― Big Bong Theory (stevie), Thursday, 2 May 2024 17:34 (two years ago)

three months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/DMelEiC.gif

― pplains, Sunday, 18 August 2024 03:37 (one year ago)

three weeks pass...

Money Plane Goof:

The computer servers are clearly CD Players stack on top of each other. In one shot, an Barenaked Ladies 'Stunt' CD pops out during a fight scene.

― Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 13 September 2024 18:38 (one year ago)


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