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It feels REALLY weird, too.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Not your penis, but the ear candle.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Let's say both.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

No, no, my doctor has expressly forbidden me to have any more ear fun, it gave me perpetual ear infections throughout my 20s.

Still, I'm going to hold on to the idea that it's some kind of kinky pervy drug thing, and incorporate it into my ~~libertines wank fantasies~~ work.

― Danger Whore (kate), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey Kate, I'm getting horny thinking about YOU.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

So sleep deprivation makes one really horny, huh? I never knew.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

ear fun? You MUST elaborate.

um... I guess I've had it in the ear before...

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

weed make professor challenger horny

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

candles and penises both flout the never put anything bigger than your elbow in your ear rule.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

So sleep deprivation makes one really horny, huh? I never knew.

I think that may just be me. I haven't compared notes on that one before.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

No, it does.

― {Sand in the [vaseline} on the lens] (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

No, no, no, we just used to call it "aural sex" it didn't actually involve sex. Just those weird fizzing eardrops and cotton buds. When you're on, ha-HEM substances, it feels *really* nice.

― Danger Whore (kate), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm getting horny thinking about andrew and kate and kate daydreaming about the libertines.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

No, it does.

It really, really does. (2:44am here)

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm getting horny thinking about fizzing eardrops. I win!

― {Sand in the [vaseline} on the lens] (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Well fuckit I'll throw Mandee into the mix here... Hrmmm..

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

It does, as I recall from staying up all night writing papers in college.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

mmmm "ear drops"

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

i will take a picture of my package through my fancy trousers and post it here

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

It does, as I recall from staying up all night writing papers in college.

No, that's procrastination that was making you horny. When I had school assignments to be done some serious masturbation was undertaken, for purely anti-academic purposes.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

praise jah, i am not alone. Does it work for women, though?

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

My girlfriend attests that it does.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

And would be shocked and horrified to read this thread, I'm sure.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Everyone is horny now? My work is done! Off to Notting Hell and Death Disco with me now!

― Danger Whore (kate), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

be careful out there. don't lick any john williamses, and come home safe.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

No, that's procrastination that was making you horny. When I had school assignments to be done some serious masturbation was undertaken, for purely anti-academic purposes.

Oh, that's right, I remember now.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll get you next time, Danger Whore! Next time!!

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah I used to put these drops in my ear to make the wax dissolve.. the fizzing and popping was so excruciatingly delightful.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

That's only somewhat arousing, Mandee. You've got to give me more details to go with here. Although less about the earwax would be nice.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Thread killed, murdered, and maimed.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

stabbed, raped, dismembered, quicklimed...

― {Sand in the [vaseline} on the lens] (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

...this is starting to read like The 120 Days Of ILX now...

― Danger Whore (kate), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, well, I then poured the peroxide all over my naked chest. And it was like being born again. And then I put on a tutu!!

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

We want to fuck you too, sug.

― maybe luna, Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Mandee, the only reason to put on a tutu is to take it off again. Sex is too serious to be done in a tutu.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Taking sex too seriously makes it awkward when you giggle when something tickles. I am all about roffle/teh fuck crossover.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Me too - laughing is part of what makes teh sexXxing fun.

― maybe luna, Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

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Life's too damn short.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd rather have a bit of pain than a bit of a laugh.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Today, anyway. But I'm feeling very serious.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, luckily there's room for both.

― maybe luna, Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Have I mentioned that I need to get laid?

― maybe luna, Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

You are, aren't you!

You are SERIOUSLY horny!

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

wanking at work - is it good/bad/right/easy/nice/etc?

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Hangovers make me horny, or, what I suspect is happening, is that hangovers reduce all my *other* drives, leaving horniness the only thing I actually feel at all.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm horny to the point of being not-horny.

― (Rock U Like A Hurricane) Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll let you know when I'm not horny.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

like markelby i get really horny when hungover. thats usually when i do my best fuckin.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, I know what you mean. When I'm hungover, I can go twice in a row with no break, and other amazing stunts usually associated with 18-yr-olds.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

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luna sure was horny a lot

― max, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 20:42 (seventeen years ago)

it's hard to have sex when you don't exist.

― Bone Thugs-N-Harmony ft Phil Collins (jim), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 20:44 (seventeen years ago)

No, no, my doctor has expressly forbidden me to have any more ear fun, it gave me perpetual ear infections throughout my 20s.

― kumquat millionaire (some dude), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 20:48 (seventeen years ago)

glad this thread is getting bumped right at the same time as "is ilx a bad thing"

― max, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 20:48 (seventeen years ago)

Laurel otm

― class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 20:52 (seventeen years ago)

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