President Kennedy Injured in Dallas?

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Why? Where is he?

jaymc, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:47 (sixteen years ago) link

that guy's always made me nervous re: escalating things in asia. but i mean nobody would be that fucking stupid, right?

Clay, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:48 (sixteen years ago) link

he could get backed into a corner. fuck. fuuuck.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:48 (sixteen years ago) link

Don't worry, I doubt he'll be in office long enough.

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:48 (sixteen years ago) link

we need to keep those dominoes from tipping

deej, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:49 (sixteen years ago) link

you're right. gotta figure nixon must be salivating at this, unfortunately.

Clay, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, things aren't gonna be too groovy over the next four years.

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:50 (sixteen years ago) link

xpost - yeah, right, nixon's finished

max, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:50 (sixteen years ago) link

Prime Minister MacMillan is going to make a statement to parliament at 7pm. We got your back over here, America. Stay strong.

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:51 (sixteen years ago) link

they'll probably swear that motherfucker in ASAP, like in a hallway or a car or some shit

Mr. Que, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:51 (sixteen years ago) link

We won't have Nixon to kick around any more

deej, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Obviously, the worst thing to happen in this country for the next fifty years.

Who would have ever thought that someone would shoot the president as he was riding in a convertible? I mean, it seems so obvious now.

There's this kid in our office, Glenn Anzalone, who says he's already writing a tribute to JFK. Restores my faith in the youth of this nation.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:51 (sixteen years ago) link

off topic, but good thing i'll be graduating from the university in a couple years and I'll be too old for the draft. Never thought i'd even have to worry about that these days.

Clay, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:52 (sixteen years ago) link

i guess LBJ will avoid cars for awhile, right?

Mr. Que, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:52 (sixteen years ago) link

youtube link?

Jordan, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:53 (sixteen years ago) link

lol Macmillan.

Would've made a better speech than Douglas-Homo, anyway.

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:54 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LePOJqevwrg

xp

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:54 (sixteen years ago) link

i can't wait to hear the word "guilty" read to whoever did this

J0rdan S., Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:55 (sixteen years ago) link

I can't help but think of his children, whose lives will be marked forever by this one single isolated tragedy

nabisco, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:55 (sixteen years ago) link

The FBI'll be moving to clear this up pretty quick.

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:56 (sixteen years ago) link

"Fidel Castro impersonated Marilyn Monroe and gave President Kennedy a case of syphilis so severe that eventually it blew the back of his head off."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_F._Kennedy_assassination_in_popular_culture

Jesse, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:56 (sixteen years ago) link

wow...just...wow

latebloomer, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:57 (sixteen years ago) link

I jus gotta say, as an Australian, ALL THE WAY WITH LBJ

W4LTER, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:57 (sixteen years ago) link

dallas: city of hate

elan, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:58 (sixteen years ago) link

wow nabisco being otm officially makes this whole thing real to me

at least we've got bobby

J0rdan S., Thursday, 14 February 2008 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Though I never met the guy, I feel like I knew him just the same. It's like this whole killing has no purpose, no reason or rhyme.

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 14 February 2008 23:04 (sixteen years ago) link

Johnson sworn in on the presidential aircraft. Leaving Love Field for Washington.

I don't know if what my mom is saying is true, but apparently LBJ was reading a children's book to a young group at the Dallas Public Library when the shooting occurred. Took him 20 minutes to finally get down to Parkland Hospital.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 14 February 2008 23:04 (sixteen years ago) link

jfk's myspace page is still up, kind of eerie and sad.

Jordan, Thursday, 14 February 2008 23:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Am I the only one wondering when things are going to feel "normal" again?

Clay, Thursday, 14 February 2008 23:07 (sixteen years ago) link

http://i32.tinypic.com/depnw8.jpg

Stencilled. I can tell by some of the pixels and seeing quite a few stencils in my day.

StanM, Thursday, 14 February 2008 23:09 (sixteen years ago) link

So not gonna happen.

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 14 February 2008 23:09 (sixteen years ago) link

someone add cryingeagle.jpg to that photo

deej, Thursday, 14 February 2008 23:09 (sixteen years ago) link

...with newspapers, scissors and glue

deej, Thursday, 14 February 2008 23:11 (sixteen years ago) link

Let's hope there are no Snakes! on the Plane!

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 14 February 2008 23:11 (sixteen years ago) link

too soon

DG, Thursday, 14 February 2008 23:11 (sixteen years ago) link

Now we'll never get to the moon :(

deej, Thursday, 14 February 2008 23:11 (sixteen years ago) link

Screw the moon, this is going to kill the Civil Rights Act

nabisco, Thursday, 14 February 2008 23:15 (sixteen years ago) link

was gonna say dude

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 February 2008 23:16 (sixteen years ago) link

I mean, with Johnson being promoted to the presidency this way, he's just not going to have the clout or strength with Congress to get it through

nabisco, Thursday, 14 February 2008 23:16 (sixteen years ago) link

I would be really worried if I thought conservative america had any chance of returning to power in the next, like, 100 years

deej, Thursday, 14 February 2008 23:17 (sixteen years ago) link

I guess in the context of civil rights that one doesnt make much sense

deej, Thursday, 14 February 2008 23:18 (sixteen years ago) link

We're never going to make it to the moon now.

El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 February 2008 23:20 (sixteen years ago) link

Now we'll never get to the moon :(

-- deej, Thursday, February 14, 2008 5:11 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Thursday, 14 February 2008 23:20 (sixteen years ago) link

i hear his brother teddy is a real up and comer

M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 14 February 2008 23:20 (sixteen years ago) link

What are you even talking about, Deej? Just go back to that stupid ILM hype thread about the "Beatles" or whatever

nabisco, Thursday, 14 February 2008 23:21 (sixteen years ago) link

jazzist

DG, Thursday, 14 February 2008 23:22 (sixteen years ago) link

Easy for you people to make jokes when you're allowed to eat at Woolworth's and stuff

nabisco, Thursday, 14 February 2008 23:23 (sixteen years ago) link

i hear his brother teddy is a real up and comer

Yeah, but the way he got to the Senate still leaves a bad taste in my mouth. LOL Benjamin Smith.

jaymc, Thursday, 14 February 2008 23:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Nostradamus predicted this, you know! Roof! And a ruined man! (the rest is unimportant poetry)

The ancient work will be accomplished,
And from the roof evil ruin will fall on the great man:
They will accuse an innocent, being dead, of the deed:
The guilty one is hidden in the misty copse.
(Century 6, Quatrain 37)

StanM, Thursday, 14 February 2008 23:25 (sixteen years ago) link

think the coup in Iraq might have anything to do with this?

El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 February 2008 23:26 (sixteen years ago) link

feel like pure shit, just want jfk's brainpan back

come on barbo let’s go parpo (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 23 November 2023 11:39 (six months ago) link

sir a second bullet has hit the presidential brainpan

mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Thursday, 23 November 2023 11:49 (six months ago) link

My dad became rabidly anti-American after this afaict.

The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 November 2023 11:58 (six months ago) link

a couple of metal projectiles found him really charismatic so thought they'd go and meet the President.

Stevo, Thursday, 23 November 2023 13:01 (six months ago) link

Can't believe transmission of the first ever Doctor Who episode got bumped for this.

Alba, Thursday, 23 November 2023 13:18 (six months ago) link


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