Shall we anticipate the FIFTH SEASON of the AMC series "Breaking Bad"? I think I may.

A mysterious long-haired man approaches Walt in the desert. Walt sees that Gus is walking alongside the man, so he grabs his gun. But Gus smiles and lifts his hand, talks to Walt with a gentle, soft voice: "The time for that is over.". The gun drops from Walt's hand onto the desert floor, and Gus proceed to hug him. Walt then sees Hank behind Gus, and behind him there is Krazy-8, Gale, Tuco, Mike, Uncle Tio, the eight people killed in prison, and all the 167 passengers of Wayfarer 515. They gather around Walt, all smiling. The long-haired man walks through the crowd to Walt. "Walter White," he says, "instead of breaking bad, isn't it time to break bread?". He then gives Walt five loaves of bread, which Walt somehow manages to share with the whole crowd. The final shot is of tears falling down Walt's cancer-ridden cheeks, as the scene fades to White.

we're joking not posting actual spoilers!

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sorry, that came across as a statement more than the faux-rebuke i meant it as.

Walt travels back to NM, kills the Nazis and Todd, rescues Jesse, apologizes to his family, takes the ricin, feels himself being pulled out of his body, discombobulatedly finds himself sitting in a diner and surrounded by another man's family while "Don't Stop Believin'" plays on the jukebox, exclaims "Oh boy...", Al explains to him that he's a mob boss in NJ, etc. It writes itself, really.

maybe the final episode will be a musical

First one of you to throw in a Suzanne Pleshette reference gets a midnight visit from Todd the Ninzi.

75 minutes of the camera trained on Vince Gilligan giving the camera the finger.

Was it the Onion that said something about the next Ken Burns documentary just 16 hours of a pan across his laughing face?

i had a dream todd was sitting in a diner laughing about how angry coach taylor would be if he knew what he was up to.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-entertainment/breaking-bad-makers-admit-final-episode-never-going-to-happen-2013092479725

I like the idea of walt going back to wipe out the nazis so he can finally realise heisenberg's full potential unfettered by petty family worries and maintaining the walter white persona and living a long and successful life

daily mash is unfunny

just occurred to me that walt might think his last chance to "save his family" now that he cant sneak the money to them might involve killing the only people that can testify against his absolvement of skyler and walt jr. (jesse, lydia, nazis kind of)

daily mash is unfunny

― conrad

Mostly. I chuckled a few times at that piece though.

assuming he has read the blue meth to mean that jesse is still out there. its a much more straight line than the more grandiose "my product must not be besmirched" vibe motivationwise. xp to myself

Walt demands that the Nazis start adding hot-pink food dye to their product to avoid infringing on his trademark. They agree and shake hands.

back to hot sauce

lol gilligan's next show is a procedural for cbs

i dont think its his real next show tho

Heisenberg killed White power long ago.

maybe the final episode will be a musical

― silverfish, Thursday, September 26, 2013 10:16 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Walt re-enters New Mexico singing "My Name" from Oliver

Heisenberg killed White power long ago.

― pplains, Thursday, September 26, 2013 11:43 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Excellent CSI meme material here.

Walt rolls up on nazi compound w/ M60, wastes Jack & co., mutters "How's that for ... White power?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o

Cranston wakes up in bed with Jane Kaczmarek and says "I had the weirdest dream"...

excelsior dan

Tommy Westphall shakes his snowglobe and blue snowflakes float over New Mexico

It turns out Walt has just been writing a story about his family this whole time. He never actually cooked meth and became a millionaire, Skyler is the one who died of lung cancer (because SMOKING), Jesse and Wendy are happily married (although Walt always pictured him winding up with someone who died prematurely), and Flynn is actually a lesbian.

an olympic sprinter lesbian.

Walt goes into witness protection and it ends with the first episode of Family Matters

Walt wakes up in bed with Jane Kaczmarek, tells her of his crazy dream where he was a high school teacher-turned meth manufacturer in Albuquerque

― "lol meth dear john" call (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, September 17, 2013 10:29 AM (1 week ago)

Cranston wakes up in bed with Jane Kaczmarek and says "I had the weirdest dream"...

― wk, Thursday, September 26, 2013 1:01 PM (30 minutes ago)

Haha!

http://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/every-single-thing-that-walt-jr-eats-for-breakfast-on-breaking-bad?utm_content=feature&utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_term=Nation&utm_campaign=9.26.13+NATION%3A+All+Walter+Jr.%27s+breakfasts+&+the+best+food+fest+ever

important research.

"What if at the end of Breaking Bad they put Walt in witness protection and that's the start of Malcolm in the Middle...."

https://t.co/VHWCNgmovw

Walt is a tiger. And so it is with god.

you cannot prove that Walt was not a tiger

And it makes for a nicer, tiger-filled story

walter walter burning white
in the meth lab in the night

were you there when they crucified my Walt?

is it me, or did Skyler hint at some causal link as to how he got his lung cancer one episode, only for it to get squashed and not come back up? Not that they need to mine that now, as it's fairly pointless, but he obviously said he'd never smoked, and I seem to remember one episode where Skyler said something like "I SWEAR, IF YOU GOT THIS CANCER FROM WORKING WITH XXX" or something like that, before he cut her off. but my memory is hazy....

Sometimes it causes me to tweet jokes, tweet jokes, tweet jokes.

one thing I noticed on catching the marathon last night - Walt's weird tinnitus/space-out while the dr. is telling him he has cancer = Skyler's weird tinnitus/space-out while the lawyers are talking to her in the last episode

xps she blames it on his work at los alamos, not having the right kind of ventilation hoods, something like that

the marathon is such a bad thing btw, stayed up 2hrs past bedtime watching 1st season

one thing I noticed on catching the marathon last night - Walt's weird tinnitus/space-out while the dr. is telling him he has cancer = Skyler's weird tinnitus/space-out while the lawyers are talking to her in the last episode

my friend pointed this out while we were watching, apparently there have been tons of specific little references to the pilot this season.

xps she blames it on his work at los alamos, not having the right kind of ventilation hoods, something like that

― dan m, Thursday, September 26, 2013 4:49 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ahh that's what it was. thx.

wonder if the finale is going to be some Last Temptation of Christ shit with Walt snapping to in the doctor's office after being told he has cancer and running around cheering that he can die with dignity now in front of a very stunned doctor.

apparently there have been tons of specific little references to the pilot this season

was half-expecting the native american guy who digs their RV out of the ditch in the first episode to be the guy Walt buys a car from in this past season

It's not any one thing, there are like four or five reasons for him to change his mind and as many motivations not to just give himself up. Walt is mad paranoid, we already know he believes in tying up loose ends and there's no way he'd let a loose end like Jesse keep walking around. That plus hating the idea of Jesse and the Nazis getting rich(er) off his product, compounded by the Grey Matter slight.

― Matt DC, Thursday, September 26, 2013 8:00 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That's never how this show has worked and itd be pretty weak if that was their last move... the pressure is on as Walt is driven to desperate measures by... you know, a lot of little things!

Walt also hasn't been knockin on death's door before, which may have a weeeeeeeeee bit to do with the way his brain is functioning now (whereas he was able to plan before knowing he had a future, or at least time to wait things out).

Xpost Choose one that is most important to Walt. One will likely emerge as most important this Sunday on the breaking bad gridiron

it's interesting how in the first two episodes Walt does not mention at all that he's cooking meth/making money for the sake of his family. when Jesse asks him why he's doing it he just says "I am awake". And the cooking meth seems as much a part of just lashing out as beating down some teens or telling his former boss at the carwash to go fuck himself.