Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest

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"Wizard needs food badly!"

came the time he flipped his lid came the time he flipped his lid (snoball), Monday, 23 September 2013 11:40 (twelve years ago)

xp I was thinking along the lines of 'if you're not allowed to use the internet any more, your life's over'

came the time he flipped his lid came the time he flipped his lid (snoball), Monday, 23 September 2013 11:41 (twelve years ago)

"once costner started fucking with the metaphysics this game was done, man, done."

bleedin dubs buy sam maguire, september 2013 (darraghmac), Monday, 23 September 2013 11:45 (twelve years ago)

"Yeah, I think he wants his Field of Dreams back!"

Mark G, Monday, 23 September 2013 11:58 (twelve years ago)

"Jeter's back."

punt cased (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 23 September 2013 14:01 (twelve years ago)

"This is normal."

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 23 September 2013 14:35 (twelve years ago)

"Looks like the return of the dead ball era."

EZ Snappin, Monday, 23 September 2013 14:38 (twelve years ago)

BOOM

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 23 September 2013 14:40 (twelve years ago)

"I'm not scared but I've heard death can be a great relief pitcher"

conrad, Monday, 23 September 2013 14:41 (twelve years ago)

"how very original - 'bad to the bone' as his entrance song"

conrad, Monday, 23 September 2013 14:42 (twelve years ago)

great, another debate about whether floating above the base counts as a tag

bleedin dubs buy sam maguire, september 2013 (darraghmac), Monday, 23 September 2013 14:49 (twelve years ago)

"How can you see with your hat brim pulled down over your face like that?"

Marlo Poco (Phil D.), Monday, 23 September 2013 15:03 (twelve years ago)

He gets really mad if you say 'more cowbell' just before he pitches.

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Monday, 23 September 2013 15:05 (twelve years ago)

"Watch out for his sinker."

SongOfSam, Monday, 23 September 2013 15:46 (twelve years ago)

"I guess the pitcher does have a dead arm."

EZ Snappin, Monday, 23 September 2013 15:49 (twelve years ago)

I expected no less from Coach Bergman

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Monday, 23 September 2013 15:51 (twelve years ago)

"Every generation gets the Angels in the Outfield it deserves."

lazulum, Monday, 23 September 2013 15:59 (twelve years ago)

"The Washington Druids? Come on."

Poliopolice, Monday, 23 September 2013 16:48 (twelve years ago)

"We need a miracle."

Z S, Monday, 23 September 2013 16:53 (twelve years ago)

"'Roids, man. 'Roids 'roids 'roids 'roids 'roids. We're all on 'roids."

Philip Nunez, Monday, 23 September 2013 17:06 (twelve years ago)

"He throws a mean knuckle ball."

(I have no idea wtf a knuckle ball is. I'm not from a country where baseball is a thing)

Øystein, Monday, 23 September 2013 18:25 (twelve years ago)

Best closer in the game.

zvookster, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 01:16 (twelve years ago)

"If they're taking the ball from this guy, I don't even wanna know who's in the bullpen."

zvookster, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 01:19 (twelve years ago)

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/09/23/g290/130923_contest_g290.jpg

  • "Yes, he's still out there—and he looks serious."
  • "Incredible! We still get Saturday deliveries."
  • "I hope it's chocolate."

Mark G, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 14:51 (twelve years ago)

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/10/07/p465/131007_contest_p465.jpg

Mark G, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 14:51 (twelve years ago)

"I've changed my mind. My place!"

Mark G, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 14:52 (twelve years ago)

"i hope it's chocolate" is dreadful, really awful

hey racists can be joyless too yknow (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 14:52 (twelve years ago)

"He's eaten the 'beware of the dog' sign again."

hey racists can be joyless too yknow (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 14:53 (twelve years ago)

xpost you know it will probably win!

Mark G, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 14:53 (twelve years ago)

"I hope it's a chocolate chain."

conrad, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 14:56 (twelve years ago)

^ strategic, adaptive, could go far

hey racists can be joyless too yknow (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 14:57 (twelve years ago)

"well, it is a very nice bush"

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 16:05 (twelve years ago)

"Dum, da da dum da da dadadaaa dummm"

click here to start exploding (ledge), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 17:16 (twelve years ago)

"Talk about being CHAINED down by a mortgage!"

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 17:26 (twelve years ago)

Me and my crew got the whole city lock yuh know

Saul Goodberg (by Musket and Pup Tent) (s.clover), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 17:31 (twelve years ago)

The Wizard of Oz terrified him when he was little.

Øystein, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 21:16 (twelve years ago)

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/09/30/g290/130930_contest_g290.jpg

  • "I mean, there are closers—and there are closers.
  • "I hope Skip doesn't ask me to sacrifice."
  • "Watch out for the knuckleball."

Mark G, Monday, 7 October 2013 11:04 (twelve years ago)

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/10/14/p465/131014_contest_p465.jpg

Mark G, Monday, 7 October 2013 11:05 (twelve years ago)

"Howdy"

Mark G, Monday, 7 October 2013 11:06 (twelve years ago)

"your move" obviously :(

conrad, Monday, 7 October 2013 11:10 (twelve years ago)

"Did you see Knight Rider on TV last night?"

not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 7 October 2013 11:25 (twelve years ago)

your move, good

Victims’ tears deter rodent paedophiles (darraghmac), Monday, 7 October 2013 11:45 (twelve years ago)

"they call me... El Shaped Movement"

Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Monday, 7 October 2013 11:47 (twelve years ago)

"turn around, walk back three paces, one to the side, and shoot"

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 7 October 2013 11:53 (twelve years ago)

'your move' is as good as it will get. another stinker of a cartoon.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 7 October 2013 11:54 (twelve years ago)

"Have you heard that band that Ben Goldacre's mother was in before she was in Fox?"

not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 7 October 2013 12:34 (twelve years ago)

"Ever get the feeling you're a pawn in a larger game?"
"Not exactly"

click here to start exploding (ledge), Monday, 7 October 2013 13:07 (twelve years ago)

"It's all in the game"

Saul Goodberg (by Musket and Pup Tent) (s.clover), Monday, 7 October 2013 13:20 (twelve years ago)

eh, I don't think it's so bad a cartoon, though I wonder why the hell they're cyclops.

Øystein, Monday, 7 October 2013 13:34 (twelve years ago)

"I've got my eye on you"

conrad, Monday, 7 October 2013 14:17 (twelve years ago)


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