People don't watch the Oscars because there's more than three channels showing shit on Oscar night.
― The Screaming Lobster of Challops (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2009 18:38 (seventeen years ago)
yeah no one here has said anything about the oscars either, max. i mean it's like lol whatever that happened i guess kind of territory tehse days.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 23 February 2009 18:39 (seventeen years ago)
the oscars are trivial and yet they are fun to watch
― Mr. Que, Monday, 23 February 2009 18:40 (seventeen years ago)
schef of course i live in a diff dimension, w/ humping & nachos!
Alfred's right -- there was nothing else on 30 years ago.
Brad Pitt was funny for 5 mins in Burn, then he kept doing the same "look at me act the idiot' thing. Malkovich stole that film.
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 23 February 2009 18:40 (seventeen years ago)
im not hating on the oscars, i enjoyed them a great deal last night and may even write a blog about them, im just saying, it used to be that everyone cared--then only publicists cared--now only the academy cares, which is why theyre just throwing the little statues at any movie that has a holocaust in it
― max, Monday, 23 February 2009 18:41 (seventeen years ago)
Yeah, I mean, McConoughey would have been all "look at me, I AM an idiot." It's goofier, more honest.
― The Screaming Lobster of Challops (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2009 18:41 (seventeen years ago)
haha arguing that brad pitt is more suitable to that role than matthew mcc is not exactly a shining endorsement of mr. pitt, morbs.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 23 February 2009 18:42 (seventeen years ago)
if you bring up ANYTHING that played in less than 500 theaters ppl roll their eyes.
who does this
xp
― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Monday, 23 February 2009 18:42 (seventeen years ago)
who the hell is shitting on 2-time oscar nominee brad pitt??
sounds like the tagline for a leaked scat vid
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 23 February 2009 18:43 (seventeen years ago)
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your twitter feed was strangely silent iirc
― s1ocki, Monday, 23 February 2009 18:43 (seventeen years ago)
admittedly i am evaluating this from an unpaid online film critic persp. pay no heed!
i offered no McCon comparison, bcz I don't think I've seen him in anything but magazines since Contact. also I find his abs freakish.
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 23 February 2009 18:43 (seventeen years ago)
this is exactly what i took from Pitt's performance in Burn After Reading
― Mr. Que, Monday, 23 February 2009 18:44 (seventeen years ago)
sorry slocks, you should have called me
― max, Monday, 23 February 2009 18:44 (seventeen years ago)
Truly mysterious acting like Vanessa Redgrave, Gene Hackman, and Robert Ryan's – in which they don't seem to be doing anything at all except being – is what I admire most.
yeah i agree with this - i saw kristin scott thomas in il y a longtemps que je t'aime recently and it was a revelation, kind of like: oh, THIS is what truly great acting is. there were these astonishing close-ups of her face, and she'd manage to convey these oceans of emotion while barely moving a muscle. and the power came from her, even more so than the script or direction.
that's kind of exceptional though, usually i just judge an actor's performance on believability - am i convinced by them or do they rupture the mood unnecessarily.
― lex pretend, Monday, 23 February 2009 18:45 (seventeen years ago)
i figure, if theyre british, and over 40, theyre probably amazing
― max, Monday, 23 February 2009 18:46 (seventeen years ago)
that's kind of exceptional though, usually i just judge an actor's performance on believability - am i convinced by them or do they rupture the mood unnecessarily
This is what I do and why I am convinced that had Tom Cruise not tried to go the "I AM SERIOUS ACTOR" route for a while, I wouldn't have started hating him.
― Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Monday, 23 February 2009 18:46 (seventeen years ago)
Jordan, my editor was on some film site's "roundtable" and when he mentioned The Witnesses (French film set at the dawn of AIDS) as one of the best films he'd seen, these other film bloggies basically said "wow, that's obscure, who would ever see that?" very dismissively. i just found this typical of how where college grad ppl 30-50 years ago sought out international/low-budget films, 98% of them don't anymore, at all, ever. The mass-marketing film culture has become the only film culture, and I'm sad about it.
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 23 February 2009 18:49 (seventeen years ago)
Yes, but bloggers tend heavily towards self-involved douchebags who should be ignored.
― Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Monday, 23 February 2009 18:50 (seventeen years ago)
blogging brings out the dbag in the best people
― memo from norv turner (omar little), Monday, 23 February 2009 18:51 (seventeen years ago)
no argument
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 23 February 2009 18:51 (seventeen years ago)
tho there are outliers
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 23 February 2009 18:52 (seventeen years ago)
that's surprising since it's easier than ever to see obscure, limited-distribution films
― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Monday, 23 February 2009 18:52 (seventeen years ago)
yes, if ppl wanted to see them. they (generally) don't want to.
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 23 February 2009 18:53 (seventeen years ago)
morbs thats not an argument, thats an anecdote
― max, Monday, 23 February 2009 18:54 (seventeen years ago)
what evidence do you have that this is the case besides 5 bloggers whose sites you dont even remember?
i want to if they sound good, i think that's the same for most people. i'm sure a lot of people are lazy about tracking down films if they're not easily available, but i don't think i've met anyone who actually has a bias against obscure movies.
― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Monday, 23 February 2009 18:55 (seventeen years ago)
the bathos of this year's oscars was unbearable. maybe it's just me but it felt like the gulf between the general perception of the oscars' importance and the academy's perception of their importance reached a new pinnacle. particularly in the acting dept. however they are a guild.
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 23 February 2009 18:56 (seventeen years ago)
i look at a lotta film sites, God help me.
oh u mean that art films are unpopular? film distributors going out of business.
xxp
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 23 February 2009 18:56 (seventeen years ago)
there are definitely people who do, at least the bias that "well i should see the big important movies first and maybe eventually i'll get around to these obscure films"
― memo from norv turner (omar little), Monday, 23 February 2009 18:56 (seventeen years ago)
thats as much evidence that theres a big shift occurring in the way we consume movies as it is that no one is watching art films morbs
― max, Monday, 23 February 2009 18:58 (seventeen years ago)
last year wasnt a good year for big studios either! or for movie theaters for that matter!
b.o. biz is consistently up THIS year...
bcz of Paul Blart Mall Cop, Madea Goes to Jail, etc.
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 23 February 2009 19:00 (seventeen years ago)
this seems the moment to say that i judge an actor's performance based on how hilarious he/she looks riding a segway
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 23 February 2009 19:04 (seventeen years ago)
madea is an indie
― s1ocki, Monday, 23 February 2009 19:05 (seventeen years ago)
but whatever. twas ever thus, dude. you're not going to gain anything by bitching about how people like to go to stupid movies.
― s1ocki, Monday, 23 February 2009 19:07 (seventeen years ago)
Like everything else Tyler Perry touches, I am certain it will be amazingly awful
― Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Monday, 23 February 2009 19:07 (seventeen years ago)
it "made a" fortune this weekend
― memo from norv turner (omar little), Monday, 23 February 2009 19:08 (seventeen years ago)
argh
― Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Monday, 23 February 2009 19:08 (seventeen years ago)
how frustrating it must be for you that his name can be broken into a pun
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 23 February 2009 19:09 (seventeen years ago)
technically his name is actually tyler perry, hoos
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 23 February 2009 19:10 (seventeen years ago)
"ty lerper ry" less funny tho
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 23 February 2009 19:13 (seventeen years ago)
i dunno dude
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 23 February 2009 19:13 (seventeen years ago)
i can't say i use any one criteria cos there are a lot of different, and maybe mutually exclusive, ways of being interesting or compelling.
i'm a huge fan of character actors and TV bit players, so i can be really satisfied and impressed with someone really knocking out a great 0:45 as a victim on csi or whatever. there's nothing wrong with figuring out what your schtick is and getting it down to a science. it was like a light going off, in the brief time in college when i thought i wanted to be an actor, watching the wizard of oz for the first time in forever and realizing that all of dorothy's companions were amazing performers, totally specific and fearless and seamless, total pros.
one thing i do really love tho is actor's who have the stagey discipline to really work on language, so I'll always probably over-rate actors who do well with material where the language is very uniquely constructed and moves at its own rhythm -- if u can thrive in mamet or the coens or on deadwood, i'll think you're a good actor.
― goole, Monday, 23 February 2009 19:13 (seventeen years ago)
eh stray apostrophe there
― goole, Monday, 23 February 2009 19:14 (seventeen years ago)
"Madea" is already a variation of "mother dear"
(according to the wikipedia page I was just reading a second ago)
― nabisco, Monday, 23 February 2009 19:15 (seventeen years ago)
which page makes no mention, in its name etymology, of any other famous theatrical woman whose name sounds a bit like that
― nabisco, Monday, 23 February 2009 19:16 (seventeen years ago)
fucking appalling
― Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Monday, 23 February 2009 19:18 (seventeen years ago)
I don't mind Tyler Perry stuff -- sometimes it's entertainingly quaint. But a lot of it is really hard to swallow straight up, as opposed to sitting around thinking about how incredibly archetypal all the characters are and thinking about what those archetypes mean. At point they're practically pantomimes.
― nabisco, Monday, 23 February 2009 19:21 (seventeen years ago)
Also I don't know much about the guy, but I respect his whole deal here -- building something up from regional theater, being really in touch with his audience but in a way that's accessible to lots of people, being really prolific (it's easier to be prolific when you deal in archetypes, but still, I admire the ability to just churn out working narratives), keeping business control of all his stuff -- ... I mean, it's all stuff that seems commendable, and it's hard to begrudge the guy success he'd appear to have worked up pretty much on his own steam
― nabisco, Monday, 23 February 2009 19:32 (seventeen years ago)
I don't begrudge the process or his success at all! I begrudge the fact that I really, really, really hate what he does.
― Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Monday, 23 February 2009 19:33 (seventeen years ago)