abysmal real names

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Marvin Ducksch

Lama Bloody SwagYurt (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 21 September 2013 13:20 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

Stephen Yaxley-Lennon

fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 October 2013 13:44 (twelve years ago)

paul potts

idembanana (abanana), Saturday, 12 October 2013 14:01 (twelve years ago)

nick ferrari

many machines on ilx (MaresNest), Saturday, 12 October 2013 14:19 (twelve years ago)

yeah i hate him and his shit name (nico smith would be shit too)

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 00:48 (twelve years ago)

Vance Blanc

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 00:48 (twelve years ago)

Tony Discipline

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 17 October 2013 00:52 (twelve years ago)

Sab Deol said he was punched twice by Discipline inside the VIP area at the club, prompting his cousin to intervene.

Both men said they had done nothing to provoke the attack.

Discipline smiled and nodded at the jury as he was released from the dock to join his parents, who wept with joy.

He shouted “Yes” before hugging girlfriend Jacqueline Jossa, 19, who plays Lauren Branning in the BBC soap.

Had the case not been thrown out she had been due to give evidence in support of Discipline.

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 00:56 (twelve years ago)

http://www.192.com/atoz/people/surnames/discipline/50/

fuck, i love finding out about rare english surnames

the d1ciplines are mostly clustered around welling, rochester, thamesmead and other estuarial pleasure palaces

r1cky and c0nstance probably my favourites

tony d is just a vile name though

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:04 (twelve years ago)

sidcup's w4yne d1scipline is verging on something that glib little fuckboy martin amis might have contrived

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:11 (twelve years ago)

gav indiscipline is quite good

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:14 (twelve years ago)

you shd come and live in the SE outposts nakhers

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:15 (twelve years ago)

cultural bouillabaisse beyond compare

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:16 (twelve years ago)

Beryl Sprinkel

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:16 (twelve years ago)

Beryl Sprinkel

― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 23:48 (4 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:17 (twelve years ago)

lj you could get an incisive and coruscating sunday broadsheet article by tracking the disciplines around their endz

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:20 (twelve years ago)

go to the post office and put up a sheet of tattered quarto with a single scrawled inscription IS THIS THE END FOR MR DISCIPLINE

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:21 (twelve years ago)

Beryl Wayne Sprinkel (November 20, 1923 – August 22, 2009)[1] was a member of the Executive Office of the US President and chairman of the Council of Economic Advisors (CEA) between April 4, 1985 and January 21, 1989,[2] during the Reagan administration.

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:23 (twelve years ago)

haha you didn't tell us there was a WAYNE in the middle

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:24 (twelve years ago)

Discipline and Greenwich

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:25 (twelve years ago)

Orly Taitz

clouds, Thursday, 17 October 2013 13:55 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

Imogen Poots

Very Gelb; thanks for asking. (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Sunday, 17 November 2013 22:43 (twelve years ago)

Imogen Gay Poots

Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Sunday, 17 November 2013 22:44 (twelve years ago)

Imogen Heap too

Mr. Wristington, you're trying to seduce me. (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 18 November 2013 02:35 (twelve years ago)

Lol Creme

Homo schaduwkabinet (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 18 November 2013 02:39 (twelve years ago)

Joey Essex. I genuinely thought that was a nickname until today.

ailsa, Monday, 18 November 2013 02:50 (twelve years ago)

Justin Lookadoo

Very Gelb; thanks for asking. (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 02:13 (twelve years ago)

Donny Dugdale
Mickeylee Macken

are two that just came up at work. Awful.

Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 14:54 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

rooney mara

A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Thursday, 19 December 2013 04:33 (twelve years ago)

I've become accustomed to that one

mh, Thursday, 19 December 2013 05:03 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

blake bortles

Joyeux animaux de la misère (nakhchivan), Saturday, 22 February 2014 04:52 (twelve years ago)

Donny Dugdale
Mickeylee Macken

are two that just came up at work. Awful.

― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 14:54 (3 months ago)

lol

Joyeux animaux de la misère (nakhchivan), Saturday, 22 February 2014 04:53 (twelve years ago)

dutch speed skater FREEK VAN DER WART

espring (amateurist), Saturday, 22 February 2014 06:58 (twelve years ago)

Ha'Sean "Ha Ha" Clinton-Dix

Joyeux animaux de la misère (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 5 March 2014 00:14 (twelve years ago)

I used to work at a place with guy named Dick Blunt.

nickn, Wednesday, 5 March 2014 02:16 (twelve years ago)

bryan cristante

fedora the implorer (nakhchivan), Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:43 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

Tosaint Ricketts

Natrijev hidroksid (nakhchivan), Friday, 28 March 2014 03:44 (twelve years ago)

literally everyone with the forename Dane

halber mensch halber keks (imago), Saturday, 5 April 2014 18:29 (twelve years ago)

Dordt got 18 from Cliff Warner and Chris Sievers and Trevor Wolterstorff had 17. Brady Lollman struck for 27 on 10-13 shooting and Dane Bacon got 18 while converting 4-6 three-point shots.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Saturday, 5 April 2014 20:16 (twelve years ago)

Three Dane Laws on LinkedIn, sadly no Dane Gelds.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Saturday, 5 April 2014 20:17 (twelve years ago)

I have a friend named C@ndy whose sisters are named H0lly and T!ns3l, not even kidding

Neanderthal, Saturday, 5 April 2014 21:34 (twelve years ago)

cauley woodrow

Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 April 2014 20:43 (twelve years ago)

Volker Struth

Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Friday, 11 April 2014 13:46 (twelve years ago)

I think I reeled back from the screen a little there.

ljubljana, Friday, 11 April 2014 15:09 (twelve years ago)

probably fine if you happen to be German?

Angkor Waht (Neil S), Friday, 11 April 2014 15:11 (twelve years ago)

volker is the onomastic reduction of nationalism-volkism -- Old High German folc "folk" + heri "army"; cognate to Fulcher, an obsolete name used in England in the Middle Ages

Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Friday, 11 April 2014 15:15 (twelve years ago)

Fulcher became Fulker in England.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Friday, 11 April 2014 15:22 (twelve years ago)

doug loft

Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 20:39 (twelve years ago)

there was a college baseball player named Quintavious Drains who i was hoping would make it to the majors but seems like it hasn't happened

ciderpress, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 20:45 (twelve years ago)

Reince Priebus is still the reigning king of abysmal names imo

Mayor Manuel (La Lechera), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 21:48 (twelve years ago)

i read Absolutely Fabulous as Almost Famous, again and again, took me so long to figure out what you were talking about xp

budo jeru, Saturday, 29 November 2025 06:09 (six months ago)

Toss Grumley

https://i.postimg.cc/2ydmRTtL/ab5977b5-f403-46ec-9705-3ec604368e25.jpg

giving you schtick (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 4 December 2025 08:41 (six months ago)

best one yet!

kinder, Thursday, 4 December 2025 22:06 (six months ago)

one month passes...

From the Canadian politics thread: Steve Outhouse

cryptosicko, Wednesday, 28 January 2026 00:26 (four months ago)

Lmao

Bertolt Blecch (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 January 2026 00:52 (four months ago)

Mac Forehand

Naledi, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 11:46 (four months ago)

Duffy McSwiggin

Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Wednesday, 11 February 2026 20:42 (four months ago)

Sounds like a Simpsons character!

cryptosicko, Wednesday, 11 February 2026 21:42 (four months ago)

Guy at a conservative think tank named JUDGE GLOCK
https://ciceroinstitute.org/people/judge-glock/

Venus of Willendorf on Golf (jaymc), Thursday, 12 February 2026 21:18 (four months ago)

Sounds like a Simpsons character!

Kim Kimberly, Thursday, 12 February 2026 21:32 (four months ago)

When the cops and politicians have all turned against you, it's time to call JUDGE GLOCK...for a rapid-fire ruling

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 February 2026 21:32 (four months ago)

Yeah massive lols at that one. kind of belongs on the great names thread tbh.

Kim Kimberly, Thursday, 12 February 2026 21:35 (four months ago)

Reminds me of the bishop a friend of mine had met in the Phillipines who was called Cardinal Sin.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 12 February 2026 22:25 (four months ago)

lol

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Thursday, 12 February 2026 22:28 (four months ago)

ftr Cardinal Jaime Sin was just not some random side character with a funny job/name combo, he was quite a major player in modern Philippine history (and I'm pretty sure he knew & exploited the joke a bit): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaime_Sin

anatol_merklich, Friday, 13 February 2026 23:25 (four months ago)

three weeks pass...

Ludwig von Baldass

Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Thursday, 12 March 2026 13:20 (three months ago)

Ludwig von Bumfluff

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 12 March 2026 13:36 (three months ago)

C4sie picke1 thur

dream mummy (map), Thursday, 12 March 2026 19:01 (three months ago)

four weeks pass...

r4fe shr3ffler

dream mummy (map), Saturday, 11 April 2026 01:49 (two months ago)

those must be Mormon names

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 11 April 2026 03:22 (two months ago)

sh4rl3t udy

dream mummy (map), Tuesday, 14 April 2026 18:05 (two months ago)

three weeks pass...

Hopwood DePree

Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Wednesday, 6 May 2026 11:10 (one month ago)

https://todaysgolfer-images.bauersecure.com/wp-images/250901/876x584/aldrich-potgieter-whats-in-the-bag.jpg

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Saturday, 16 May 2026 06:49 (one month ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Pollexfen_Bastard

sous-vide summer camp (seandalai), Saturday, 16 May 2026 11:39 (one month ago)

https://i.imgur.com/Lt72ToA.jpeg

oh, so you were a Most Esteemed Member of Ye Olde British Parliament? sat for a portrait by the great Joshua Reynolds, did you? fuck off, "mate", you get a shitty Wikipedia photo just like the rest of 'em

flammarion ross (unregistered), Saturday, 16 May 2026 13:30 (one month ago)

(headshot apparently taken at London Comic Con 1774. great name though)

flammarion ross (unregistered), Saturday, 16 May 2026 13:47 (one month ago)

Can't see that image in the UK btw.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Saturday, 16 May 2026 13:56 (one month ago)

sad for the UK. it's just a screenshot of Bastard's wikipedia pic

flammarion ross (unregistered), Saturday, 16 May 2026 14:43 (one month ago)

https://www.espncricinfo.com/cricketers/liberty-heap-1184036

imago, Monday, 25 May 2026 10:55 (three weeks ago)

omg I literally posted her Cricinfo page here 3 years ago. sorry everyone

imago, Monday, 25 May 2026 11:02 (three weeks ago)

A man with the unusual name Loony Toon and a lengthy rap sheet has been given 20 years in prison after admitting that he shot at police officers in Oregon, according to authorities.

Kim Kimberly, Monday, 1 June 2026 10:31 (two weeks ago)

“c0c0nut” as a first name

The Immortal Bird of Avon (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 3 June 2026 16:52 (two weeks ago)


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