well, that's the thing with something like facebook. it forces you to rub up against normal people on occasion. it isn't pleasant. that's why i've been hiding out here for so long. i never did myspace or any of the other ones. and i like the majority of my facebook friends, but every once in a while you are gonna see a friend's friend's post or whatever and then its eerily like real life where real people are and nobody wants that.
― scott seward, Friday, 20 September 2013 23:06 (twelve years ago)
I've faked my death a few times but always came out of retirement cuz people kept writing shit like "Glad you're dead" on my wall
― Neanderthal, Friday, 20 September 2013 23:09 (twelve years ago)
lol
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 20 September 2013 23:10 (twelve years ago)
xp lol, otm
― flopson, Friday, 20 September 2013 23:13 (twelve years ago)
(xp scott)
http://i42.tinypic.com/22f3fk.jpg
― fresh (crüt), Saturday, 21 September 2013 02:38 (twelve years ago)
you will enjoy this if you are using the right side of your brain
I LOST THE RIGHT SIDE OF MY BRAIN IN VIETNAM YOU DICK
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 September 2013 02:49 (twelve years ago)
does it mean I'm using the right side of my brain when I'm wondering what the fuck happened to the other half of his head
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 September 2013 02:50 (twelve years ago)
no thats the WRONG side of your brain right folks
― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 September 2013 02:52 (twelve years ago)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ZPgbCIkfLlQ/Ujcdcek5fFI/AAAAAAAAZ20/XtDIi9U5qmg/s1600/lifehack.jpg
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Saturday, 21 September 2013 06:28 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL5jgVYW7aY
― sleepingbag, Saturday, 21 September 2013 06:34 (twelve years ago)
was gonna say, come outside with me for a sparkler and i will end you
― Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 September 2013 08:58 (twelve years ago)
just don't smoke and talk to them
― Very gud laser controled organ. (Matt P), Saturday, 21 September 2013 08:59 (twelve years ago)
or smoke marijuana instead
― Very gud laser controled organ. (Matt P), Saturday, 21 September 2013 09:01 (twelve years ago)
i think me and weed have regretfully parted company
― Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 September 2013 09:03 (twelve years ago)
http://31.media.tumblr.com/8edddacfea8418f3f2c5b04518d2e436/tumblr_msy466kMkv1sustufo1_r1_500.jpg
― carl agatha, Saturday, 21 September 2013 14:58 (twelve years ago)
is lifehackable a 10 year old kid in an anonymous mask?
― scott seward, Saturday, 21 September 2013 15:04 (twelve years ago)
class punishments are the act of a dick tho tbf
― Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 September 2013 15:08 (twelve years ago)
teachers do it to get the main offenders beat up by their other classmates so they don't have to discipline them
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 September 2013 15:26 (twelve years ago)
did anybody else have fucking "silent lunch" in elementary school? where, when the teachers decided arbitrarily that the noise level in the cafeteria was too loud, so they turned the lights off and made you eat in silence?
Used to piss me off cuz I was a quiet kid but liked to talk to my friends and these loud mouthed assholes always got us silent lunch like every other day.
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 September 2013 15:29 (twelve years ago)
now i'm singing silent lunch to the tune of pavement's silence kit, it's catchy
― Saul Goodberg (by Musket and Pup Tent) (s.clover), Saturday, 21 September 2013 15:30 (twelve years ago)
i remember that. has anyone ever named their band that? they should.
― scott seward, Saturday, 21 September 2013 15:30 (twelve years ago)
I remember silent lunch.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 21 September 2013 15:58 (twelve years ago)
I remember revolting one day and flinging applesauce at our PE coach but that didn't turn out so well for me in the end
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 September 2013 15:59 (twelve years ago)
Sounds like lunchroom monitor hangover days
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 21 September 2013 16:00 (twelve years ago)
https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/q71/577310_514510388631788_1096981895_n.jpg
― Saul Goodberg (by Musket and Pup Tent) (s.clover), Saturday, 21 September 2013 17:15 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMHRq7yGdkA
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 September 2013 17:19 (twelve years ago)
our playground was kinda lame. the only fun was playing kickball or football. and the latter ended when someone broke his pinky on a football, so the teachers said we couldn't play anymore, except with an eraser (like one of those big tabby pink ones). then the teachers put an end to that, so one day I went outside and the kids were playing invisible football, where they were pretending to throw the ball, and people were saying whether they caught it or not.
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 September 2013 17:23 (twelve years ago)
Silent lunch, a frozen moment when everyone hears what is on the end of every fork
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 21 September 2013 17:29 (twelve years ago)
That's beautiful.
― I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Saturday, 21 September 2013 17:54 (twelve years ago)
We had a "silent lunch" too, but it referred to the fact that we weren't supposed to talk about what happened during lunch.
― nickn, Saturday, 21 September 2013 18:23 (twelve years ago)
We'd have a silent lunch where we'd begin eating sandwiches with little fanfare before going all out a week later with an announcement about the sandwiches and everything.
― pplains, Saturday, 21 September 2013 18:30 (twelve years ago)
https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/562832_626667504040778_407786182_n.jpg
― scott seward, Saturday, 21 September 2013 20:42 (twelve years ago)
https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1240471_626666140707581_116429615_n.jpg
― scott seward, Saturday, 21 September 2013 20:44 (twelve years ago)
* Don't get chopped up into tiny pieces
― scott seward, Saturday, 21 September 2013 20:45 (twelve years ago)
never move
― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 September 2013 20:45 (twelve years ago)
grow some leavesget infested by bugs
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 September 2013 20:49 (twelve years ago)
* let squirrels shit inside of you
― scott seward, Saturday, 21 September 2013 20:52 (twelve years ago)
* beware of images
― balls, Saturday, 21 September 2013 21:46 (twelve years ago)
* make like a me and leave
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 September 2013 22:30 (twelve years ago)
KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
http://img845.imageshack.us/img845/8448/kbu7.jpg
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 September 2013 22:37 (twelve years ago)
let squirrels shit inside of you
KUDOS
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 21 September 2013 23:17 (twelve years ago)
I don't understand why when ed begley jr. makes a movie we call it "transylvania 6-5000"
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Sunday, 22 September 2013 02:26 (twelve years ago)
Clive Barker just made a post:
What I cannot bear is "normality."
Oh Clive :(
― I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Sunday, 22 September 2013 03:53 (twelve years ago)
Sorry Clive, I thought of a new display name earlier, then I forgot it.
― What I cannot bear is "normality." (dowd), Sunday, 22 September 2013 04:09 (twelve years ago)
I have seen the new face of horror and it is dowd
― PRISON WARDEN CONSCIOUSNESS (4th Dimension) (Viceroy), Sunday, 22 September 2013 04:14 (twelve years ago)
mega icks at Neanderthal's one. Its sort of a brilliant troll in the all-round horribleness.
― Saul Goodberg (by Musket and Pup Tent) (s.clover), Sunday, 22 September 2013 04:27 (twelve years ago)
yeah it's gross all around
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 September 2013 06:37 (twelve years ago)
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/15946_562789797103921_1109841345_n.jpg
― Saul Goodberg (by Musket and Pup Tent) (s.clover), Sunday, 22 September 2013 12:09 (twelve years ago)
that one rules
― T.S.O.Liot (CharlieS), Sunday, 22 September 2013 14:12 (twelve years ago)