i love mom pages. all self-sacrifice and booze.
https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/999667_489632597779578_1508890070_n.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 20 September 2013 13:42 (twelve years ago)
cher if you love sonny
― best null wave (bnw), Friday, 20 September 2013 13:42 (twelve years ago)
anyway, endless fun:
https://www.facebook.com/MomsOnly
― scott seward, Friday, 20 September 2013 13:43 (twelve years ago)
if someone here made a cher if you love sonny picture i would totally put it on my facebook.
― scott seward, Friday, 20 September 2013 13:45 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/0LPniP2.jpg
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 20 September 2013 14:11 (twelve years ago)
Wow, it must be tough getting through life as that person
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 20 September 2013 14:13 (twelve years ago)
i had a similar feeling when the guy who invented the doner kebab died
― Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 September 2013 14:14 (twelve years ago)
he was actually called Doner Kebab iirc
― Neil S, Friday, 20 September 2013 14:17 (twelve years ago)
Crazy thing is that it was John Deacon who made that macro.
― pplains, Friday, 20 September 2013 14:18 (twelve years ago)
xp it's an eponymous meaty treat
― Neil S, Friday, 20 September 2013 14:18 (twelve years ago)
eponymous nosh
― i'll be your mraz (NickB), Friday, 20 September 2013 14:21 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/vXRrfYg.jpg
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 20 September 2013 14:33 (twelve years ago)
Wait, once I have this baby I can't have pie anymore? NOBODY TOLD ME THIS.
― carl agatha, Friday, 20 September 2013 14:50 (twelve years ago)
This is bullshit.
― carl agatha, Friday, 20 September 2013 14:51 (twelve years ago)
you can have pie... but you have to make it, sry mom
― lag∞n, Friday, 20 September 2013 14:52 (twelve years ago)
you just have to make sure everyone else has pie first
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 20 September 2013 15:15 (twelve years ago)
or learn how to cut a friggin' pie.
― scott seward, Friday, 20 September 2013 15:17 (twelve years ago)
shockingly there's no DadsOnly FB group
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 20 September 2013 15:31 (twelve years ago)
https://www.facebook.com/DadsWhoDrinkAndStare
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 20 September 2013 15:42 (twelve years ago)
ugh, scrolling through that was like hanging out with my aunt's husband for too long
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 20 September 2013 15:54 (twelve years ago)
i want to do a slideshow of all the macros on that page set to fleetwod mac's "family man"
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 20 September 2013 15:57 (twelve years ago)
https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1175037_472595659514310_392104908_n.jpg
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 20 September 2013 15:59 (twelve years ago)
I have this weird but salient memory of hanging out with him when I was like 11, and he insisted on playing me this Howard Stern video when my aunt went out, and it involved Howard Stern inviting women up on stage to have something called "Butt Bongo" played on them, and this one woman kept giggling and saying "But I'm a mother! I'm a mother!"
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 20 September 2013 16:00 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qf81ZxINQkQ
― Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 September 2013 16:19 (twelve years ago)
That Howard Stern video was called "Butt Bongo Fiesta," FYI.
― carl agatha, Friday, 20 September 2013 16:25 (twelve years ago)
I hate that I know that but even more I hate the frequency with which my brain will hork up the phrase "Butt Bongo Fiesta" as I'm going about my daily business.
― carl agatha, Friday, 20 September 2013 16:26 (twelve years ago)
(but I'm a mother)
― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Friday, 20 September 2013 16:27 (twelve years ago)
The new Bob Marley
― Neil S, Friday, 20 September 2013 16:53 (twelve years ago)
"But I'm a mother."
- Bob Marley
― carl agatha, Friday, 20 September 2013 16:55 (twelve years ago)
"But I'm a mother-" "SHUT YO MOUTH!"
― You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Friday, 20 September 2013 16:58 (twelve years ago)
Smell my cheese you mother
― Neil S, Friday, 20 September 2013 17:06 (twelve years ago)
MotherDo you wanna bang butts with me
― Stupor Fly, Friday, 20 September 2013 21:18 (twelve years ago)
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-OaoKnGvmU0U/Ujxs2d3xYhI/AAAAAAAAFTU/kLEC6rVYXn4/w426-h312/IMG_1004.JPG
― obi wankin' obi (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 20 September 2013 22:02 (twelve years ago)
― Neil S, Saturday, 21 September 2013 03:06 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
brilliant
― obi wankin' obi (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 20 September 2013 22:03 (twelve years ago)
damn!
http://thehairpin.com/2013/09/8-headlines-that-sound-like-upworthy-but-are-simply-attempts-to-express-my-withering-contempt-for-that-collective-of-neo-liberal-douchebags/
― scott seward, Friday, 20 September 2013 22:30 (twelve years ago)
i used to think he said "knobber" xp
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 20 September 2013 22:30 (twelve years ago)
we've got our fingers on the zeitgeist over here. by like a day. is one of you sarah miller? there was a sarah miller writer i kinda knew in philly back in the day.
― scott seward, Friday, 20 September 2013 22:31 (twelve years ago)
lol my friend who's into a lot of political and social activism is trying to defend upworthy. I don't care if they signed up a thousand people to Unicef's mailing list or whatever, those headlines are horrible
― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Friday, 20 September 2013 22:34 (twelve years ago)
totally the same sarah miller. i looked her up. she knew my friend lance. she was nice. and funny. she knew other people i knew too. wrote for the philadelphia weekly.
― scott seward, Friday, 20 September 2013 22:36 (twelve years ago)
I hate those variances of "Please share if you think cancer is horrible".
oh no sorry bro can't forward that, cancer is totally awesome bro
― Neanderthal, Friday, 20 September 2013 23:02 (twelve years ago)
well, that's the thing with something like facebook. it forces you to rub up against normal people on occasion. it isn't pleasant. that's why i've been hiding out here for so long. i never did myspace or any of the other ones. and i like the majority of my facebook friends, but every once in a while you are gonna see a friend's friend's post or whatever and then its eerily like real life where real people are and nobody wants that.
― scott seward, Friday, 20 September 2013 23:06 (twelve years ago)
I've faked my death a few times but always came out of retirement cuz people kept writing shit like "Glad you're dead" on my wall
― Neanderthal, Friday, 20 September 2013 23:09 (twelve years ago)
lol
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 20 September 2013 23:10 (twelve years ago)
xp lol, otm
― flopson, Friday, 20 September 2013 23:13 (twelve years ago)
(xp scott)
http://i42.tinypic.com/22f3fk.jpg
― fresh (crüt), Saturday, 21 September 2013 02:38 (twelve years ago)
you will enjoy this if you are using the right side of your brain
I LOST THE RIGHT SIDE OF MY BRAIN IN VIETNAM YOU DICK
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 September 2013 02:49 (twelve years ago)
does it mean I'm using the right side of my brain when I'm wondering what the fuck happened to the other half of his head
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 September 2013 02:50 (twelve years ago)
no thats the WRONG side of your brain right folks
― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 September 2013 02:52 (twelve years ago)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ZPgbCIkfLlQ/Ujcdcek5fFI/AAAAAAAAZ20/XtDIi9U5qmg/s1600/lifehack.jpg
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Saturday, 21 September 2013 06:28 (twelve years ago)