why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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sometimes i'll listen to the steve harvey morning show on my way to work, and he says stupid shit like this all the time. that's generally when i change the dial and forget he exists for a few months.

Spectrum, Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:49 (twelve years ago)

haha the dual stream thing, kind of never occurred to me that this actually happens to other people, even though seems kind of obvs now

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:49 (twelve years ago)

I wonder if he is laughing to himself as he pisses all over the bathroom, assuming his wife has bought the lie that it's totally normal behavior

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:50 (twelve years ago)

I have to admit, I almost didn't mention the dual stream thing for fear of sideeye, but it's good that someone...SOMEONE...out there understands this. This was the pep talk I needed this morning.

Neanderthal, Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:51 (twelve years ago)

splitstream happens to EVERYONE I think, it's just that 99.99% of women wouldn't notice because they are sitting down

You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:51 (twelve years ago)

I wish I could make it happen on command

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:52 (twelve years ago)

how i basically break it down to an extent:

1) pee is gross
2) if you are a male over the age of 10 and you can't get the wee-wee into the container, which is essentially as difficult as throwing a pebble in an ocean, then you need to have your face rubbed in it every time you make a mistake

Neanderthal, Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:53 (twelve years ago)

3) if you make a mistake ffs clean it up

Neanderthal, Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:53 (twelve years ago)

.. offa yr face.

Mark G, Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:54 (twelve years ago)

dual-streaming is a sign of self-abuse Neanderthal

frogbs, Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:56 (twelve years ago)

I thought the split stream was common knowledge. I knew about it, anyway.

carl agatha, Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:58 (twelve years ago)

"LIKE" and "SHARE" this picture if you agree that...

Do people really need to be told this still?

Evan, Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:31 (twelve years ago)

have you met people?

You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:33 (twelve years ago)

one of those who is always trying to fit in with the 'geeks' even though he isn't really one himself.

lol at trying to fit in with the geeks, shit is so fucked up these days

you will not expect her to say, “Yea, cause you are the bomb. (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:37 (twelve years ago)

otm

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:48 (twelve years ago)

have you met people?

― You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Thursday, September 19, 2013 12:33 PM (24 minutes ago)

I try to avoid it. I'm off people.

Evan, Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:58 (twelve years ago)

Evan otm.

Neanderthal, Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:08 (twelve years ago)

far be it for me to agree with rubes like Slipknot but People Really Do = Shit

Neanderthal, Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:09 (twelve years ago)

trenchant

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:11 (twelve years ago)

☪☮⚤✡i☯✞

☪☮⚤✡i☯✞ (am0n), Thursday, 19 September 2013 18:18 (twelve years ago)

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/559809_648150091886525_948641238_n.jpg

how's life, Friday, 20 September 2013 12:20 (twelve years ago)

No More Words ..... Just These Ones In Maroon With Extended Ellipses

how's life, Friday, 20 September 2013 12:22 (twelve years ago)

are people even trying to hide their demand for facebook fame anymore? what happened to subtle guilt-tripping or a mildly witty caption?

arctic mindbath (President of the People's Republic of Antarctica), Friday, 20 September 2013 12:35 (twelve years ago)

No More Words - Just Share!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIb9QUGjdIc‎h

Marlo Poco (Phil D.), Friday, 20 September 2013 12:42 (twelve years ago)

i don't know what the point of that "No More Words" is cos i'm pretty sure that in plenty of Western countries lots of people have to do hard physical labour just to live even in their old age

Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 September 2013 13:08 (twelve years ago)

maybe a subliminal bike ad or something

Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 September 2013 13:09 (twelve years ago)

must take pretty good bike skills to pedal with one hand and steer with the other

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Friday, 20 September 2013 13:20 (twelve years ago)

didn't notice the missing leg, it raises more questions tbh

Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 September 2013 13:23 (twelve years ago)

no more leg.....just stick

lag∞n, Friday, 20 September 2013 13:26 (twelve years ago)

here is a picture of a guy...just share.

scott seward, Friday, 20 September 2013 13:33 (twelve years ago)

https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/945993_525530777523093_1899096883_n.jpg

scott seward, Friday, 20 September 2013 13:33 (twelve years ago)

if you are a sucky mom...just share.

scott seward, Friday, 20 September 2013 13:34 (twelve years ago)

to make a person come out of you,

lag∞n, Friday, 20 September 2013 13:34 (twelve years ago)

https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1175190_521847634558074_191617653_n.jpg

scott seward, Friday, 20 September 2013 13:35 (twelve years ago)

https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1176251_521709391238565_630230677_n.jpg

scott seward, Friday, 20 September 2013 13:37 (twelve years ago)

that is a rolling theme among my facebook friends -- lotsa ppl giving themselves a hard time about their parenting

special beet service (La Lechera), Friday, 20 September 2013 13:38 (twelve years ago)

"doing the right thing when you don't know what the right thing is" is how the Nazis started iirc

Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 September 2013 13:39 (twelve years ago)

https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/563504_518099684932869_1328767542_n.png

scott seward, Friday, 20 September 2013 13:40 (twelve years ago)

not a very original name for a kid...

scott seward, Friday, 20 September 2013 13:40 (twelve years ago)

what did you do to yr mother these are just her clothes what did you do to HER

lag∞n, Friday, 20 September 2013 13:41 (twelve years ago)

i love mom pages. all self-sacrifice and booze.

https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/999667_489632597779578_1508890070_n.jpg

scott seward, Friday, 20 September 2013 13:42 (twelve years ago)

cher if you love sonny

best null wave (bnw), Friday, 20 September 2013 13:42 (twelve years ago)

anyway, endless fun:

https://www.facebook.com/MomsOnly

scott seward, Friday, 20 September 2013 13:43 (twelve years ago)

if someone here made a cher if you love sonny picture i would totally put it on my facebook.

scott seward, Friday, 20 September 2013 13:45 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/0LPniP2.jpg

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 20 September 2013 14:11 (twelve years ago)

Wow, it must be tough getting through life as that person

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 20 September 2013 14:13 (twelve years ago)

i had a similar feeling when the guy who invented the doner kebab died

Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 September 2013 14:14 (twelve years ago)

he was actually called Doner Kebab iirc

Neil S, Friday, 20 September 2013 14:17 (twelve years ago)

Crazy thing is that it was John Deacon who made that macro.

pplains, Friday, 20 September 2013 14:18 (twelve years ago)

xp it's an eponymous meaty treat

Neil S, Friday, 20 September 2013 14:18 (twelve years ago)


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