why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh)

Fuck you, birds

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Posted by a well-meaning but fairly dull posh chap, one of those who is always trying to fit in with the 'geeks' even though he isn't really one himself.

A Country Killed A 16-Year-Old American Boy And Wouldn't Explain Why. Guess Which One.

there must be millions of 16-year-old American boys. this is a stupid game

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oops, huge, sorry.

That husband one makes me IA.
Actually so does the karma one.

Nice work, everybody.

The karma one makes me want to irrationally listen to Lords of Acid.

That husband one makes me IA.

Me too!

or are you RA?

ladies believe in yourselves --bob marley

there must be millions of 16-year-old American boys.

Nope, now there's 999,999.

The husband one reminds me of all those fucking advertisements with the hot wife doofus husband formula.

if your husband requires constant supervision, you may have made a mistake!

Or you may be married to an actual child! Check the laws in your area.

been in full busy working dad mode lately so really not appreciating that trope right now

It's super fucking insulting. It's also like the whole "men just don't see dirt the same way women do" crapola in that buttheads use it to excuse shitty/lazy behavior.

Like, I was in a diner for lunch a couple of weeks ago and they were playing the Steve Harvey show and he was doling out advice. One woman called in to ask how to deal with her husband and sons' habit of pissing all over the bathroom (she was very specific and said they would pee on the toilet, floor, walls, and sometimes towels) and Steve Harvey was like "Men just can't aim! You just have to deal with it!" And it's a good thing I was really into my minestrone soup or I might have just burned everything down right there.

waht

that guy is not helping the evolution of the perception of men

Personally I would have advised that woman to pack up and leave them all to their piss-soaked ways.

jesus what

geezus it's not like dicks have to be calibrated quarterly or anything. only time I've ever made any mess was when that weird 'dual stream' thing happens and that's usually when I'm very ill and I still clean it up.

sorry TMI but STeve Harvey offtm

if you live with other people you have to pull your standards up a lil or have shared dirtbag standards

tbh some of the messiest or grossest apartments I've been in were occupied by single women

sometimes i'll listen to the steve harvey morning show on my way to work, and he says stupid shit like this all the time. that's generally when i change the dial and forget he exists for a few months.

haha the dual stream thing, kind of never occurred to me that this actually happens to other people, even though seems kind of obvs now

I wonder if he is laughing to himself as he pisses all over the bathroom, assuming his wife has bought the lie that it's totally normal behavior

I have to admit, I almost didn't mention the dual stream thing for fear of sideeye, but it's good that someone...SOMEONE...out there understands this. This was the pep talk I needed this morning.

splitstream happens to EVERYONE I think, it's just that 99.99% of women wouldn't notice because they are sitting down

I wish I could make it happen on command

how i basically break it down to an extent:

1) pee is gross
2) if you are a male over the age of 10 and you can't get the wee-wee into the container, which is essentially as difficult as throwing a pebble in an ocean, then you need to have your face rubbed in it every time you make a mistake

3) if you make a mistake ffs clean it up

.. offa yr face.

dual-streaming is a sign of self-abuse Neanderthal

I thought the split stream was common knowledge. I knew about it, anyway.

"LIKE" and "SHARE" this picture if you agree that...

Do people really need to be told this still?

have you met people?

one of those who is always trying to fit in with the 'geeks' even though he isn't really one himself.

lol at trying to fit in with the geeks, shit is so fucked up these days

otm

have you met people?

― You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Thursday, September 19, 2013 12:33 PM (24 minutes ago)

I try to avoid it. I'm off people.

Evan otm.

far be it for me to agree with rubes like Slipknot but People Really Do = Shit

trenchant

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No More Words ..... Just These Ones In Maroon With Extended Ellipses

are people even trying to hide their demand for facebook fame anymore? what happened to subtle guilt-tripping or a mildly witty caption?

No More Words - Just Share!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIb9QUGjdIc‎h

i don't know what the point of that "No More Words" is cos i'm pretty sure that in plenty of Western countries lots of people have to do hard physical labour just to live even in their old age

maybe a subliminal bike ad or something

must take pretty good bike skills to pedal with one hand and steer with the other

didn't notice the missing leg, it raises more questions tbh