why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1000006_10200984227740975_2136705945_n.jpg

god quick fav ok

ayo do me a sol god

not alb covs of 013

that guy got hit by lightning before he finished typing. god's finally had it with people doing that kind of shit.

https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1208941_535369573198403_197962050_n.jpg

(squinting should work too, if you don't want to give yourself whiplash)

this was the saddest thing i saw on facebook today. as in actually sad. so sad. of course they have to make it new-agey and shame-y (this is facebook after all), but its still sad.

http://www.upworthy.com/people-should-know-about-this-awful-thing-we-do-and-most-of-us-are-simply-unaware?g=2&c=upw1

I don't care how noble upworthy is on the inside, I hate their name so I hate everything else about them.

I hate the stupid pop-up that launches when you click on that article

I appreciate someone fact-checking or curating or w/e but videos on upworthy end up being the worst

i know i never click on shit like that but i had to see the awful thing we do.

the name just makes me think of the old upskirts internet thing.

everything on upworthy is the worst we already discussed this gosh

plus because its the internet my first thought is that its a hoax and the guy planted all that stuff in dead birds.

What is the awful thing we do? Drink bottles with screw-off caps?

okay okay everyone hates that site i got it but the dead birds are fucked up thats all. the url name kinda belongs on this thread though.

They did look very neat and undigested.

Not saying it's a hoax, but I'LL be reserving MY UP ARROWS for something else.

we fuck up birds and don't give a shit.

looking at that island though i kinda think maybe we fuck up birds for a reason. if we didn't they would be all over the fucking place!

whenever i think about what the end of the world would be like and if all the people were gone i can't help but think about how LOUD it would be. there would be SO many birds. power lines cut down on a lot of chatter.

BIREDS

i don't know if the popup is the same, but mine is

It's nice to be reminded of the good in the world.

And it should happen more often.

I Agree / I Disagree

DISAGREE WITH PREJUDICE

more like up YOURS worthy

okay to make up for upworthy this is the coolest thing i saw on facebook today. no pop-ups i swear!

http://kottke.org/13/09/the-simpsons-deconstructed

and now i promise to ONLY post horrible inspirational gifs on here for all time.

trippy mane

if you freeze-frame, you get the most awesome images.

its modern art. and the freeze-frames also really remind me of basquiat. the whole thing kinda gives me flashbacks a bit to the 80's. like listening to coil on drugs and seeing basquiat paintings.

I luv u scott

What is the awful thing we do? Drink bottles with screw-off caps?

― pplains, Thursday, September 19, 2013 1:07 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rifle ghoulishly through the stomachs of dead animals, i think.

doesnt sound so bad

That vidddddddddddddddddddeeeeeeeeOU

bzzzt shshshshsh pwowwww kt kt kt

someone make me a gif of a beautiful meadow with scenic views and not a soul around and in big letters have it read EVERYBODY JUST STAY HOME.

that should be the message of all the eco-guilt pictures. just don't do anything. and for heaven's sake don't go snow camping in the wilderness. just lock your door and never come out. they never say that though. everyone is always tramping through the pristine wilderness to tell you how great AND fucked up it is. you can't have it both ways. can you?

there are split second scenes in that simpsons thing that will blow your mind. i went back and froze a bunch of them. so amazing.

i hate the subheds on those Upworthy articles, the ones that show up under the link on facebook that read like

They thought it was great until they found out what she really meant.

youll never believe what happens in this video that will make you want to kill yourself then hug a koala then kill yourself

kinda wanna make a thread for fake upworthy titles

wait til you see what this one enterprising message board poster did

It Will Make You Poop A Little

This One Kid Came Up With A Way To Make Energy Out Of Poop And Then They Killed Him Found Out Why

im about to call someone you love very much fat and youre not going to like it

wayyyy too specific

This One Kid Did Something Craptacular And What Happened Afterwards Will Make You Want To Throw Yourself And Your Loved Ones Into A Vat Of Boiling Razorblades

youll never believe what this one kid said about your mom

real ones:

Try To Watch Their Answers To A Beautiful Question And Not Smile. I Dare You.

Talk Show Host Makes All Other Hosts Look Absurd During Devastating Monologue

One Infographic You’ll Want To Take To The Grocery Store And Tape To Your Fridge

because that's where i keep my fridge. at the grocery store.

This One Kid In My First Grade Brought a Elephant To School

https://twitter.com/UpworthySpoiler

This one kid did something that will make you cry. And then you will kill him. And then you will die.

This One Twitter Did Something So Atrocious It'll Make Your Spleen Crawl Out Of Your Butt And Start Talking To You About Sports You Don't Watch

dont watch this video its too real for you you fucking coward half-man