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Listen up PUNKS! We need to all unite! I owed $120.00 for two weeks rent to the St. Matthews House three years ago, and because I spent that money on my probation fees so I wouldn't be violated and sent to prison, which would cause the SuicIdols to retire before we even began, I want you all to call this phone number starting tomorrow morning, and let them know you're disgusted that a homeless shelter would care more about money than the homeless they're supposedly helping! Maybe a million phone calls interrupting their counting of stacks of money will force them to use their fucking heads and realize that they're really using God and the Christian religion as a tool to control the wet brained meek of this New Babylon city! (239)774-0500 is the St. Matthews House office phone number, call it and voice your opinion, and maybe the SuicIdols will still stand a chance. We won't if I'm thrown in jail for violating probation because I'm homeless! Trust me, we're gonna be worth it! So call that fucking number tomorrow, I wanna wake up to the sound of a phone ringing a million times, not an alarm clock. You've got your mission, punks, should you choose to accept it. May the force be with you all....

― Smash, Sunday, 7 March 2004 03:01 (twenty years ago) link

Get a job you bum.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Sunday, 7 March 2004 03:29 (twenty years ago) link

I got two jobs: 1.to become the next punk rock legend, and 2.to keep all you cyberpunks enetertained! Unfortunately, neither one of them are paying the bills.

― Smash, Sunday, 7 March 2004 04:58 (twenty years ago) link

Well, then get a third job that pays.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 7 March 2004 05:02 (twenty years ago) link

Maybe you could sell your character to The Onion or something? Might be a little to similar to Jim Anchower...

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Sunday, 7 March 2004 06:56 (twenty years ago) link

Well, I tried, but, dammit! it looks like the SuicIdols are going to be put on hold for a while. I got one chance left to stay in Naples and out of jail, but if not, I might be going home to Port Angeles and taking my probation with me. I've got to call some friends of a friend back at 10:00 P.M. EST, and if they don't let me move in with them, I'll be going solo on a six month to one year tour. So keep an eye on this thread, 'cause it's "The Final Countdown." (That was for all you hair metal fags that keep corrupting my shit with Ratt and Trixter pics!)

― Smash, Monday, 8 March 2004 01:19 (twenty years ago) link

three weeks pass...

you are a fucking faggot asshole, dont you dare put my name on here bitch, youre ex "tara forste" fuck off you little bitch, go fuck paulina fucker. I hate you ... why dont you just tell people to put your faggot assed fucking name on the search asshole, youre so proud to be a "geave robber" you more like a fucking BITCH

GO FUCK YOURSELF!

― fuck you, Thursday, 1 April 2004 14:53 (twenty years ago) link

two weeks pass...

tell that probate bitch ive been calling you kiss my ass

― are you scared, Tuesday, 20 April 2004 20:09 (twenty years ago) link

one year passes...

yes

― X-PAT (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 19:59 (nineteen years ago) link

yes

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 20:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Kinda.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 20:11 (nineteen years ago) link

― charleston charge (chaki), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 20:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Yes

GILMAN
"ALL I WANT TO DO IS DRINK BEER AND CAUSE DAMAGE"

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 20:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Pro:
I'm in a shitty band that puts out stuff on our own shitty label - we're DIY!
Resentment toward authority figures.
Bad fashion sense.
Drink beer.

Con:
My hairstyle isn't that punk.
Probably too old.
Probably too fat also.
I like some dance music.
I'm really bad at skateboarding.
I'm an "Administrative Assistant."

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 20:23 (nineteen years ago) link

You're a loyal plastic robot for a society that doesn't care, a narc, a stiff, a government agent, a sucker, a...etc etc etc

― X-PAT (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 20:25 (nineteen years ago) link

"Aaron Dilloway (guitar, voice), John Olson (drums, intros), and Michael Troutman (bass) live together in Ann Arbor, skateboard every day, and play in a band aptly named Violent Ramp. Inspired by seminal skate-rock like JFA, the Faction, and Negative Approach, Aaron and John decided their other band (industrial dub trio Wolf Eyes) didn’t afford them enough opportunities to truly destroy. After hooking up with their roommate Michael, himself a young veteran of Michigan’s music scene, and eschewing their other projects’ art/noise leanings, Aaron and John started the band as a conduit for old-school, good- times violence.

Less than a year old, Violent Ramp has already developed a rabid following in their home state and a growing cult nationwide on word of mouth alone. Skaters, noise nerds, artists, and punks both young and old turn out for the party. The shows are pure chaos. At every performance to date they’ve set up skate obstacles in front of their equipment for the audience to thrash. This past New Years they destroyed the Elbow Room in Ypsilanti and were banned for life. P.A., mics, mic stands, monitors - everything was broken. According to John, “We were grabbing out the ceiling tiles and breaking them over people’s heads. Even had a fight in my room that night. Killer.” - Russ Waterhouse, Vice Mag

This is their debut recording.

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link

the Elbow Room was where I helped do sound and book shows back in michigan.

i don't know if any band has actually been banned from there, except from a coupla metal bands that felt the need to try to steal mic stands and break the urinals.

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 20:31 (nineteen years ago) link

yO tHiS is mE PuNk pRinCeSs!!!!!! I AM A REAL PUNK!!! WITH SOCKS!
ihttp://www.shroomery.org/forums/files/04-10/819893261-naples-punk-princess.jpg

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 20:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Hoo boy, I'd forgotten about this thread. Aye yai yai.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 20:56 (nineteen years ago) link

No. I've played Clash covers at punk rock basement shows, though.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 21:16 (nineteen years ago) link

The Clash are not punk

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 21:31 (nineteen years ago) link

The Clash aren't anything anymore.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 22:03 (nineteen years ago) link

When I was a kid, I thought it was hilarious that America had punk!

Actually, it's still hilarious!

― X-PAT (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 23:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Rocket from the Tombs, grimeboy

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 23:15 (nineteen years ago) link

The Clash are not punk

We played other songs too, that was just the only one I recognized. How punk is that?!

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 23:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Rocket From the Tombs aren't really punk.

Also they sound like CHROME but not as good!

― X-PAT (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 23:28 (nineteen years ago) link

So you played Clash songs you didn't even know? xpost

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 23:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Please enlighten me to "real punk" grimeboy!

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 23:29 (nineteen years ago) link

No, I played other punk songs that I didn't know.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 23:30 (nineteen years ago) link

How did you know they were punk if you didn't know them?

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 23:31 (nineteen years ago) link

J-Dub, I was listening to "real punk" when you were still in your noise diaper!

― X-PAT (nordicskilla), Thursday, 5 May 2005 00:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't make me change my username again!

― X-PAT (nordicskilla), Thursday, 5 May 2005 00:09 (nineteen years ago) link

To "Ben Weasel"?

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Thursday, 5 May 2005 00:10 (nineteen years ago) link

I've played "Stairway to Heaven" at punk rock basement shows.

― Sundar (sundar), Thursday, 5 May 2005 00:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Har! This thread was GRATE! What ever happened to Smash? He was the best. He reminded me of Rik.

http://www.msdivine.net/theyoungones/rickpeas.jpg

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 5 May 2005 05:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Teh Clash are punk.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 5 May 2005 05:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Did the Suicidols get a drummer? Did Smash get together with Punk Princess? I pine for answers.

― moley, Thursday, 5 May 2005 06:37 (nineteen years ago) link

google for them!!

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Thursday, 5 May 2005 06:40 (nineteen years ago) link

When I was a kid, I thought it was hilarious that America had punk!

Actually, it's still hilarious!

Yeah, considering it fuckin' STARTED here, it's just too hilarious, isn't it.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 5 May 2005 12:56 (nineteen years ago) link

I used to be punk, like, a couple of years ago. But now I have massive credit card debt, a clean apartment, and I make coffee for executives (and don't put poison in it).

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 5 May 2005 13:06 (nineteen years ago) link

naples punk princess jpg = 403 forbidden

I forgot about this thread as well. Ha! fucking mentalism!!

pro: I record and release my owm music diy style
con: it is prog rock.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 5 May 2005 13:23 (nineteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

we have a punk rock prof here

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Sunday, 18 December 2005 06:51 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm a punk rock amateur myself.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Sunday, 18 December 2005 11:20 (eighteen years ago) link

i seem to have missed this thread before, sorry.

yeah. i'm a punk rocker.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Sunday, 18 December 2005 11:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Minutes later, at six o'clock, all the Japanese businessmen began their daily trek to their offices and I let em all have it! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! It was fucking hilarious seeing them all run for cover, screaming in terror like we were dropping another fucking Fat Man or Little Boy on their wannabe Samurai asses! Those supposed Ninja never saw that one coming! Or that one, or that one, or that one, or that one either. I spent sixteen hours in a dirty interrogation room, like you see in the movies, after a couple hour chase, but it was fucking worth it! Now that's punk, you wannabe's, and don't think I made that one up, it's the truth, and I've got better stories to fill your bored minds with, but I'll save them for later. See you on the streets! Smash. Over. Out.

I miss Smash...

― latebloomer: Deutsch Bag (latebloomer), Sunday, 18 December 2005 13:37 (eighteen years ago) link

I guess I was punk in attitude though not in style when I was a teen: I was in a local anarchist group, I went to all the animal rights demonstrations, a lot of my friends were punks, I hung with them at the railway station and in parks drinking moonshine, etc. I was even involved in arranging the first outdoors anarchist music festival in Finland. But besides that I only ever went to two punk gigs myself; I wore colourful clothes and listened to techno, so I guess I wasn't a true punk rocker.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 18 December 2005 14:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, and I never had a mohawk, but I went from long hair to total bald when I was 16.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 18 December 2005 14:54 (eighteen years ago) link

So you were basically just a weirdo.

;-)

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Sunday, 18 December 2005 15:34 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

revive

― s1ocki, Friday, 21 September 2007 16:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Do you think our answers might have changed?

― Ms Misery, Friday, 21 September 2007 16:25 (sixteen years ago) link

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