why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

control even

contrlol

I don't think cops have different rules for hugging than anyone else -- like any touching, it's all about whether it's reasonable under the circumstances and whether it's unwanted. If the cop went to hug you and you winced and drew away and they did it anyway, or if they just like snuck up on you and hugged you out of nowhere that'd probably be a minor form of assault.

what_if_cops_had_a_quota_for_hugs_instead_of_arrests.jpg

In the UK they call it "huggery"

However if you don't allow a cop to gently wipe a tear from your cheek you can be charged with resisting caress.

haw

I never made it to the end of that gif, giving up at the Russian adoption.

But hey, it's all here in jpg form.

http://crazywatergirl.tumblr.com/post/61311713238

btw, I really wish I was still the person who had never made it to the end of that gif.

"Oh hi, I enjoyed the beginning of Up"

what the hell was that

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1511405/what-the-hell-was-that-o.gif

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTL5piAIQAAWiEf.jpg

Love the matter-of-fact tone of this one. Children with Elmo dolls are experiencing these nightmares, nbd, let's just accept Sesame Street merchandise has occult properties and move on.

What? That is such a weird claim to make!

It's so weird that I can't help but think it's viral marketing for a horror movie (that I would totally see) or a companion piece to some bit of "weird twitter" morbidity.

http://www.warrens.net/publishImages/Annabelle~~element218.jpg

Does that imply that the dark spirit has left the "host" of cookie monster and moved to elmo?

Maybe it's christian propaganda, like your kids should only be sleeping with jesus dolls or something.

What go people worried about this was not because the children were having nightmares, but that all the nightmares were the same. They were all eaten alive by a ravenous "cookie" monster with a terminal case of the munchies.

lol, I clicked on the tumblr that had that entire anigif laid out on it, looked at the scroll bar and went "no fucking way"

Oh no you should totally look at the whole thing.

What? That is such a weird claim to make!

It's so weird that I can't help but think it's viral marketing for a horror movie (that I would totally see) or a companion piece to some bit of "weird twitter" morbidity.

― carl agatha, Monday, September 16, 2013 4:44 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

people make up "creepypasta" shit all the time, for no reason other than the thrill of the creep

http://statici.behindthevoiceactors.com/behindthevoiceactors/_img/chars/char_97771.jpg

Crepeypasta:

http://s3-media1.ak.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/ZUgt3Dc5MahLqq4hTVzY7w/l.jpg

http://www.entertainmentearth.com/images/AUTOIMAGES/TN65064lg.jpg

what is creepypasta?

4chan thing

creepypasta - creepy version of copypasta - copypasta - stuff that gets copy & pasted everywhere - basically the stuff on this thread.

thank you
i was not aware of that etymological development!

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Watchers

thanks for the nightmares
yikes

http://townsendlab.berkeley.edu/sites/all/files/Benjamin%20On%20Language%20as%20Such.PDF

Sounds like this Benjamin fellow needs to meet my pal Ludwig...

"Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muss man schweigen."

You can understand it even if you can't speak German! :)

Or... TDCRPS (too Deutsche, can't read, perhaps Scots) - "If ye cannae speak, ye'll ha'tae haud yer wheesht."

Oh and as far as the legality of cups distributing cuddles to criminals goes, the UK PM made a famous policy speech dubbed "Hug A Hoodie". http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/5166498.stm Went down a treat with the chattering classes.

and this lad http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article215383.ece/BINARY/david-cameron-and-ryan-florence-pic-getty-523799167.jpg

cups = cops. I hate spelling x-post

I thought it was just what Brits called the police.

Aye, it is...

cupful of cuddles is the best smiths album

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/p320x320/548994_10152613629158306_79697275_n.jpg

A wrinkly piece of paper.

classic, these notes used to get circulated outside school every two or three years altho normally it was about evil pushers trying to get the kids hooked on Acid which is like mind-boggling

if parents only knew how much effort it takes to get cool drugs when youre a kid

what about the effort of printing out these internet things and then taking blurry pictures of them and then resaving them in lossy formats over and over again like so many people seem to have done... it's actually the funniest overall joke of all of these tbh

i need that letterhead so i can warn parents about the dangers of vitamin water.

Benjamin Montgomery, MD

This is happening all over the country.....:(..

Weirdly, the new Tom Perrotta book of short stories which I just read opens with a story about a copy who keeps pulling this pizza delivery guy over in order to give him backrubs, etc

Out of interest has there ever been a real case of people giving drugs disguised as sweets to schoolkids?

why would people give drugs away drugs are valuable

no shit, same with people hiding heroin in marijuana or something

dude smack costs $$

Well yeah. But I dunno, people poison reservoirs or put glass in findus fishcakes for larks

Circa 98-2000 weren't there some strawberry flavoured strips laced with acid that you licked to get high? That was teenagers iirc and may only have happened on grange hill