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― quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Monday, 16 September 2013 12:49 (ten years ago) link
it's aloof, it's clever, it know it's clever, it smells of ink and paper, it's got that urgency about it, that want.
― quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Monday, 16 September 2013 12:50 (ten years ago) link
i'm in negotiations to turn this display name riff into a sitcom btw
― i'm not racist, i just dislike rap (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 September 2013 12:53 (ten years ago) link
xps none of those are half as good as mine, is zs doing his job here at all
nope!
i think i've only submitted once
― Z S, Monday, 16 September 2013 12:56 (ten years ago) link
aw what? MODS
― quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Monday, 16 September 2013 13:02 (ten years ago) link
you don't understand, i've been really busy every single night for the last three and a half years
― Z S, Monday, 16 September 2013 13:04 (ten years ago) link
my best work , you bastard, my best work has been neglected in order to do this *breaks down*
― quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Monday, 16 September 2013 13:05 (ten years ago) link
you know you can submit too, right? not trying to be a smartass - for some reason i assumed that only u.s. citizens could enter, but the rules say "any legal resident of the United States or Canada (except residents of the province of Quebec), Australia, United Kingdom and the Republic of Ireland, age eighteen or over can enter, except employees, agents, or representatives of Sponsor or any other party associated with the development or administration of the Contest, or any member of their immediate family."
unless you're sleeping with a representative of the sponsor
― Z S, Monday, 16 September 2013 13:07 (ten years ago) link
now he tells us
― i'll be your mraz (NickB), Monday, 16 September 2013 13:10 (ten years ago) link
i'm gonna get kicked off the new yorker caption contest thread, aren't i?
http://i.imgur.com/NEvFtzS.jpg
guess this could use a caption *tears*
― Z S, Monday, 16 September 2013 13:13 (ten years ago) link
tried to enter before, page wouldnt load, lol europeans i guess- other had similar problem iirc
― quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Monday, 16 September 2013 13:22 (ten years ago) link
xp
"i knew it was too early in the relationship to give her the ear"
― i'm not racist, i just dislike rap (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 September 2013 13:23 (ten years ago) link
niiice
― quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Monday, 16 September 2013 13:45 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, I always get a SQL code breakdown page.
― Mark G, Monday, 16 September 2013 13:47 (ten years ago) link
conrad: i lol'd
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 16 September 2013 15:18 (ten years ago) link
me too!
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 16 September 2013 15:29 (ten years ago) link
maybe their CMS can't handle UK post codes or something and nobody has bothered to fix it?
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 16 September 2013 15:30 (ten years ago) link
"Here we go again ...! (roll credits)"
― Øystein, Monday, 16 September 2013 16:15 (ten years ago) link
"This monument must be a poignant symbol of the gradual decline of our society into a self-imposed oblivion."
― Poliopolice, Monday, 16 September 2013 16:50 (ten years ago) link
"There's no need to be big headed!"
― came the time he flipped his lid came the time he flipped his lid (snoball), Monday, 16 September 2013 16:51 (ten years ago) link
"It's great to be a member of the nouveau riche."
― Poliopolice, Monday, 16 September 2013 16:53 (ten years ago) link
this is a really dumb one given that the lead character clearly isn't talking to anyone or even saying anythingfeel like a caption has to be in a narrator voice or used as a title to frame the image
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 September 2013 18:24 (ten years ago) link
also i can't unsee the handle on the lamp
"I need to quit drunkenly browsing Ebay."
― Øystein, Monday, 16 September 2013 18:40 (ten years ago) link
ha!
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 September 2013 18:44 (ten years ago) link
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Monday, September 16, 2013 2:24 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
OTM -- the only caption that really works is "Whaaaaaa?!"
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 September 2013 18:46 (ten years ago) link
"THAT SPIDER HAS GONE, JILL"
― Mark G, Monday, 16 September 2013 21:39 (ten years ago) link
"how 'bout a little head?"
― Sick Rave and the Bad Speed (S-), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 07:58 (ten years ago) link
"Las Vegas is officially the worst place on Earth."
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 13:29 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/09/16/g290/130916_contest_g290.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 23 September 2013 11:37 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/09/30/p465/130930_contest_p465.jpg
"They're really serious about this new 'three strikes and you're out' Internet rule!"
― came the time he flipped his lid came the time he flipped his lid (snoball), Monday, 23 September 2013 11:38 (ten years ago) link
"aah, couldn't catch a cold if you ask me!"
― Mark G, Monday, 23 September 2013 11:38 (ten years ago) link
"This looks grim! Ha ha! Geddit? Grim! Ha... oh never fucking mind..."
― came the time he flipped his lid came the time he flipped his lid (snoball), Monday, 23 September 2013 11:39 (ten years ago) link
(actually, strike "Internet" off that one, and that's a winner)
― Mark G, Monday, 23 September 2013 11:39 (ten years ago) link
"Wizard needs food badly!"
― came the time he flipped his lid came the time he flipped his lid (snoball), Monday, 23 September 2013 11:40 (ten years ago) link
xp I was thinking along the lines of 'if you're not allowed to use the internet any more, your life's over'
― came the time he flipped his lid came the time he flipped his lid (snoball), Monday, 23 September 2013 11:41 (ten years ago) link
"once costner started fucking with the metaphysics this game was done, man, done."
― bleedin dubs buy sam maguire, september 2013 (darraghmac), Monday, 23 September 2013 11:45 (ten years ago) link
"Yeah, I think he wants his Field of Dreams back!"
― Mark G, Monday, 23 September 2013 11:58 (ten years ago) link
"Jeter's back."
― punt cased (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 23 September 2013 14:01 (ten years ago) link
"This is normal."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 23 September 2013 14:35 (ten years ago) link
"Looks like the return of the dead ball era."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 23 September 2013 14:38 (ten years ago) link
BOOM
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 23 September 2013 14:40 (ten years ago) link
"I'm not scared but I've heard death can be a great relief pitcher"
― conrad, Monday, 23 September 2013 14:41 (ten years ago) link
"how very original - 'bad to the bone' as his entrance song"
― conrad, Monday, 23 September 2013 14:42 (ten years ago) link
great, another debate about whether floating above the base counts as a tag
― bleedin dubs buy sam maguire, september 2013 (darraghmac), Monday, 23 September 2013 14:49 (ten years ago) link
"How can you see with your hat brim pulled down over your face like that?"
― Marlo Poco (Phil D.), Monday, 23 September 2013 15:03 (ten years ago) link
He gets really mad if you say 'more cowbell' just before he pitches.
― i'll be your mraz (NickB), Monday, 23 September 2013 15:05 (ten years ago) link
"Watch out for his sinker."
― SongOfSam, Monday, 23 September 2013 15:46 (ten years ago) link
"I guess the pitcher does have a dead arm."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 23 September 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link