do you really think an omniscient god would be unaware of the future english language, the language of his chosen country, the greatest nation in history? do you REALLY believe that something as unlikely as 'dog' being 'god' spelled backwards is a coincidence??!
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:18 (twelve years ago)
but god didn't name dogs- adam did! and he wasn't omniscient.
― Mordy , Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:22 (twelve years ago)
depends on whether you believe in free will, right
god made adam who named dogs, where are these words _really_ coming from
― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:25 (twelve years ago)
iirc the Koran says God taught Adam the names of the animals on the sly, then got him to tell the angels what each animal was called as some kind of reminder to the angels that they weren't all that
― Cap'n Save-a-Co. (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:32 (twelve years ago)
got to put the angels in their place, fn angels
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:34 (twelve years ago)
otoh, what does God need with a starfish?
― Cap'n Save-a-Co. (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:35 (twelve years ago)
I believe in objective linguality
― Evan, Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:41 (twelve years ago)
She might not know where she parked her car, but at least she's in the right direction facing the house. Maybe they'll let her use the phone.
― pplains, Thursday, September 12, 2013 1:02 PM (3 hours ago)
http://www.screeninsults.com/images/the-texas-chain-saw-massacre-house.JPG
― a hard dom is good to find (Edward III), Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:43 (twelve years ago)
https://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1148766_10152110060706521_775828132_n.jpg
cultural appropriation variation
― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:49 (twelve years ago)
what if they're fighting a battle on behalf of the forces of evil?
― Cap'n Save-a-Co. (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:50 (twelve years ago)
A battle you know nothing about unless you can smell the pee.
― bad bad disco (Eazy), Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:51 (twelve years ago)
I just used that .jpg the other day, E3!
― pplains, Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:56 (twelve years ago)
That's an ad for Always brand sanitary napkins.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 12 September 2013 21:53 (twelve years ago)
"fighting a battle you know nothing about" = having your period
― no fomo (La Lechera), Thursday, 12 September 2013 21:54 (twelve years ago)
not knowing is half the battle
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 12 September 2013 21:56 (twelve years ago)
GI Joe the Plumber
― 6 Tuesdays on every Tuesday. This is called dumpy pants. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 12 September 2013 21:59 (twelve years ago)
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/q71/1184973_579445562093330_877226594_n.jpg
― lag∞n, Saturday, 14 September 2013 14:20 (twelve years ago)
Okay cool, thanks.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 14 September 2013 14:24 (twelve years ago)
so when they tell me I have a pointy nose, they're really just jealous of it? cool. wish I hadn't stabbed them already.
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 14 September 2013 14:36 (twelve years ago)
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4881104_700b.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 14 September 2013 20:20 (twelve years ago)
or http://9gag.com/gag/4881104
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 14 September 2013 20:21 (twelve years ago)
-Bob Marley
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Saturday, 14 September 2013 20:28 (twelve years ago)
People who worship John Lennon are the most disgusting savages, etc.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 14 September 2013 20:50 (twelve years ago)
Who's Anna?
― how's life, Saturday, 14 September 2013 21:39 (twelve years ago)
i think that's either anna kendrick or anna faris
― Treeship, Saturday, 14 September 2013 21:40 (twelve years ago)
What a cast of characters. Really needs to be worked up into one of these: That awful poster with Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 14 September 2013 21:51 (twelve years ago)
if you had kurt vonnegut and winston churchill in there you'd have a wonder team of misattributed quotes
― balls, Saturday, 14 September 2013 22:13 (twelve years ago)
http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/de/37/fe/de37fed6a984d261fd16e84184062276.jpg
Dying at 'balling my eyes out".
― that is how ghosts laugh (bends), Saturday, 14 September 2013 22:15 (twelve years ago)
baby I am gonna ball your eyes out
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 14 September 2013 22:19 (twelve years ago)
i think that might be viral advertising for the new david cronenberg movie
― Treeship, Saturday, 14 September 2013 22:20 (twelve years ago)
A History of Cryolence
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 14 September 2013 22:21 (twelve years ago)
― balls, Saturday, September 14, 2013 6:13 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
and misattributed morality!
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Saturday, 14 September 2013 22:40 (twelve years ago)
ball so hard drivin', coppers wanna hug me
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 14 September 2013 23:18 (twelve years ago)
nice to see that Lennon cartoon featuring well known atheists Martin Luther King, Bob Marley and Gandhi.
― Cap'n Save-a-Co. (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 14 September 2013 23:25 (twelve years ago)
"Open the door Jehovah, you whore" - MLK Jr
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 14 September 2013 23:29 (twelve years ago)
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, September 14, 2013 10:19 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol
― carl agatha, Saturday, 14 September 2013 23:39 (twelve years ago)
Also screw that cartoon drawer for only coming up w/ one woman in his panel of visionaries.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 14 September 2013 23:40 (twelve years ago)
I guess you would call that person a "cartoonist."
Cartoons Plural
― carl agatha, Saturday, 14 September 2013 23:41 (twelve years ago)
fancy book learnin people maybe
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 14 September 2013 23:46 (twelve years ago)
― how's life, Saturday, September 14, 2013 5:39 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I think it's Anna Politkovskaya.
― Van Horn Street, Sunday, 15 September 2013 00:09 (twelve years ago)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/10338102660f94d026f75106183f3501/tumblr_msgm36cHXm1strvbpo1_500.jpg
the work industry
― Andrew Kornfan, Sunday, 15 September 2013 17:39 (twelve years ago)
share if you support tattoos, piercings and coloured hair in the undertaker's industry
― Cap'n Save-a-Co. (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 15 September 2013 17:41 (twelve years ago)
the job of working
― Moodles, Sunday, 15 September 2013 17:53 (twelve years ago)
the industry of putting ugly stuff all over you
― lag∞n, Sunday, 15 September 2013 17:54 (twelve years ago)
All those things are basically mandatory for waiters in my neighborhood.
― i too went to college (silby), Sunday, 15 September 2013 19:07 (twelve years ago)
Not sure if that's part of the work industry tho.
more like the JERK industry
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 15 September 2013 19:16 (twelve years ago)
as much as i love tattooed guys and (well done) tattoos in general, it's remarkable how neck tattoos are always so completely awful.
― clouds, Sunday, 15 September 2013 19:18 (twelve years ago)
Aw, come on it looks great.
http://kristinaring.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/chris-andersen-1010-560.jpg
― carl agatha, Sunday, 15 September 2013 19:25 (twelve years ago)