New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

i kind of want it just to offend everyones exquisite sensibilities

well china watchers, what do you say, will the tu hao go for it?

I know very little about China except for what I've experienced working for several major american fashion companies who are currently raking in bazillions of dollars opening new stores in China every day of the week and on thing I can say is they really really love gold. Gold jewelry, gold bags, gold foil stamped money envelopes etc etc. I'd say the gold phone is going to be crazy huge.

So, "By the Seaside" is basically the bacon/zombie/mustache of new ringtones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e_FNvXv3NE

I was hoping it was going to be Down By The Seaside by Led Zeppelin

Unless it's "Playtime."

Or "Uplift."

And, hell, I can't decide which of all the ones who ARE that insufferable indie couple in the new Hyundai TV ads.

Can the people hear
what the little fish are sayin?
The people turned away.

you can't beat a bit of gold. that's what i'd get if i was 5S-ing

this is what the gold iPhone reminds me of:

http://images.gtcarlot.com/pictures/30515936.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/DAb5m0G.jpg

T H E F U N M A C H I N E

hahaha djp that is exactly what i thought of srsly

My mother-in-law has that car and my initial reaction was "now she can get a phone to match it"

http://www.eddievegas.com/images/products/491cc322ee67a1a1b370783c7a395fa7.jpg

Not sure I like the gold/silver against white. If I do cop one, will probably be the black and grey.

is the new one more grey than the last one cause if so thats lame

all black everything (iphone)

black iphone for my black suit

Samantha Fox, OTM.

(There's a thought I never imagined I would be expressing.)

My 4S is white. I kind of like being the one guy in the office with the white phone, so dudes are like "White iPhone, huh?" and I'm like "Yup." And then I just stare them down for a while.

when you do this, you should slowly raise your white iPhone and take a picture of them; if they ask why you did that, just say "it's for later" and refuse to give any more info

i want to get ba white one this time but like Hurting im having trouble getting passed the gold/silver. honestly i like the gold better than the silver but theyre both pretty bad. I might wait until i see them with my eyes. At least its not black and gold.

ugh past even

Also not feeling that gilted/silvered edge thing -- looks a little too "luxe" or something.

is it around the home button as well? looks like it

yah

maybe I need to see these things up close. Apple's own website does kind of a bad job of displaying them.

their stuff does usually look better when you see them in person

you really cant decide until youve held it in yr hand and stuck it up yr butt

wow new iphone so butt

buttprint ID technologie

apparently some of these nerd pedants are trying to make "champagne" happen as a name for the gold one

i'm definitely getting the gold one. it's like comic sans.

champagne sounds too much like pee. i guess phonetically it's not close to pee, but champagne more readily conjures up images of the phone being finished on the assembly line with a thin film of pee than gold does.

i'm getting the black one and having it gold-plated

with gold. i'm going to be drinking champagne, though

champagne for my real friends, pink plastic for my sham friends

funny how they didnt do a black plastic one so if u just want to be low key you have to spend the extra hundo

hah, good point. intentional, likely

also not sure ive seen it mentioned here but a lot of the pundits are speculating that the rumored 'cheap' iphone never materialized cause it would ruin it as an asperational object which sounds about right

kinda think they shd do a five inch screen tho

Screen res fractionating apps tho no good apple bad

5 inch no retina birds angry Jonny ives v neck sweater Clark's

man the pixels will just be a lil bigger no one have a cow

They'll be the Cowsills.

is the new one more grey than the last one cause if so thats lame

― lag∞n, Wednesday, September 11, 2013 11:49 AM

it's "space gray" or whatever, which is lighter than "slate"

skeptical it will look as cool

http://i.imgur.com/5UW2d1j.jpg

did anyone see the news about cards?

I don't think they've built a cheap iPhone because it'd yoke them into supporting more iOS versions or holding on to support for old hardware in old iOS versions and backward compatibility and supporting multiple platforms is the largest sinkhole in software development

http://i.imgur.com/A6LppLz.jpg