OSCARS 2009

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Okay…clearly TIVO is not working here…
by Gary Graham
I apologize for being ten minutes behind everyone, but i TIVO’d and am trying to catch up on commercials, and boring acceptance speeches. Something tells me I’ll be caught up in about three minutes. But talk about an ADD nightmare. How do you all 1) Watch the show, 2) Post your own blogments, and 3) comment on everyone else’s blogments? Multi-tasking on steroids. But seriously…Jackman is great as a host, but…couldn’t he at least put on an American accent for this? This is the American Oscars, after all. Oh, yeah…I forgot about David Niven way back when.

Yeah! Go back to your own country Jackman!

Mordy, Monday, 23 February 2009 02:30 (seventeen years ago)

Re: IG - y, J. Anniston joked about being underpaid for it.

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Monday, 23 February 2009 02:30 (seventeen years ago)

lol stiller

max, Monday, 23 February 2009 02:32 (seventeen years ago)

can't put portman next to a normal sized human

JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 23 February 2009 02:32 (seventeen years ago)

(i <3 u nat call me!)

JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 23 February 2009 02:32 (seventeen years ago)

ha ben stiller...i forget who he's biting but someone made fun of j. phoenix the same way a few days ago

k3vin k., Monday, 23 February 2009 02:32 (seventeen years ago)

o_0 natalie 0_o

k3vin k., Monday, 23 February 2009 02:33 (seventeen years ago)

i want nat saying "hassidic meth lab" for my ringtone

JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 23 February 2009 02:34 (seventeen years ago)

i'd ring her tone

k3vin k., Monday, 23 February 2009 02:34 (seventeen years ago)

well done, slumdog looked a 1000x better than batman

, Monday, 23 February 2009 02:35 (seventeen years ago)

this dudes face looks like falcor from the neverending story

johnny crunch, Monday, 23 February 2009 02:36 (seventeen years ago)

why is jessica biel

horseshoe, Monday, 23 February 2009 02:39 (seventeen years ago)

love the yearly pretty-people-thank-the-nerds bit

max, Monday, 23 February 2009 02:39 (seventeen years ago)

she is lame

Mr. Que, Monday, 23 February 2009 02:39 (seventeen years ago)

man that jaime foxx robert downey jr movie looks crazy

Mr. Que, Monday, 23 February 2009 02:41 (seventeen years ago)

Fincher vs. Van Sant vs. Boyle for director? V.S. def deserves it, but I wouldn't mind seeing Fincher take it, as vindication for not even making the list last year for Zodiac

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Monday, 23 February 2009 02:41 (seventeen years ago)

Forget it -- it's Boyle.

The Screaming Lobster of Challops (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2009 02:42 (seventeen years ago)

My heart belongs to Fincher, but I'd hate to see VS not get it.

VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 23 February 2009 02:43 (seventeen years ago)

jesus fucking christ rogen has lost so much weight

max, Monday, 23 February 2009 02:44 (seventeen years ago)

lol

caek, Monday, 23 February 2009 02:45 (seventeen years ago)

he looks good!

The Screaming Lobster of Challops (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2009 02:45 (seventeen years ago)

wat did he just staple a dollar bill to his face? my connection is bad

Adam Bruneau, Monday, 23 February 2009 02:45 (seventeen years ago)

oh franco

horseshoe, Monday, 23 February 2009 02:46 (seventeen years ago)

it's pretty slow in town = real talk

JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 23 February 2009 02:46 (seventeen years ago)

Step Brothers was the under-sung comedy of the year.

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Monday, 23 February 2009 02:46 (seventeen years ago)

caek i'm not sure what to say

Surmounter, Monday, 23 February 2009 02:47 (seventeen years ago)

funnier than all of KNOCKED UP that clip.

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2009 02:47 (seventeen years ago)

looooooooooooooool @ rogen cracking up when franco couldnt pronounce the name

max, Monday, 23 February 2009 02:47 (seventeen years ago)

seth rogan calls bullshit

JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 23 February 2009 02:47 (seventeen years ago)

did franco just call him spiegelsburger?

name like king kong (sonderangerbot), Monday, 23 February 2009 02:48 (seventeen years ago)

seth rogen is so cute.

freida pinto, marion cotillard, amy adams - a+ fashion choice. actually everybody looks good & i love angelina's green earrings.

here sharky shark (daria-g), Monday, 23 February 2009 02:50 (seventeen years ago)

yeah those earrings are gorgeous

horseshoe, Monday, 23 February 2009 02:51 (seventeen years ago)

I would wear them every day for every occasion, like a psychopath.

Nicolars (Nicole), Monday, 23 February 2009 02:51 (seventeen years ago)

haha to the gym!

horseshoe, Monday, 23 February 2009 02:52 (seventeen years ago)

is this real life?

JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 23 February 2009 02:53 (seventeen years ago)

angie's earings are to die

Surmounter, Monday, 23 February 2009 02:53 (seventeen years ago)

is this gonna be forever?

JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 23 February 2009 02:53 (seventeen years ago)

beyonce lipsynching

name like king kong (sonderangerbot), Monday, 23 February 2009 02:53 (seventeen years ago)

omg it's solange's sister!

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Monday, 23 February 2009 02:53 (seventeen years ago)

ok that's enough, what the fuck is this?

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 23 February 2009 02:54 (seventeen years ago)

wtf is happening

horseshoe, Monday, 23 February 2009 02:54 (seventeen years ago)

aren't they embarrassed?

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 23 February 2009 02:54 (seventeen years ago)

i can see forever

caek, Monday, 23 February 2009 02:54 (seventeen years ago)

they're building up to the point where he wolfs out as Wolverine.

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Monday, 23 February 2009 02:54 (seventeen years ago)

is this one of those moments where i realize most people like this & i am 100% out of touch with the real America

here sharky shark (daria-g), Monday, 23 February 2009 02:54 (seventeen years ago)

i mean i am embarrassed just to watch them do this -- if i actually was one of these two i'd kill myself, of humiliation.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 23 February 2009 02:55 (seventeen years ago)

uhhhhhh the only worse thing that could happen right now is sting riding onstage on a horse

Mr. Que, Monday, 23 February 2009 02:55 (seventeen years ago)

lady marmalade + Grease + medly = jr high talent show

JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 23 February 2009 02:55 (seventeen years ago)

Beyonce just sang 3 seconds of "At Last" for some reason.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Monday, 23 February 2009 02:56 (seventeen years ago)

MY FACE GOD JESUS

JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 23 February 2009 02:56 (seventeen years ago)


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