why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

fwiw that "middle aged" thing skot posted is from Private Eye and probably looks like that because they print it on terrible paper

Banana splits macro otm, they were better than pretty much any other band in the last 40+ years.

― Moodles, Monday, September 9, 2013 6:54 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^truish

i love the ice storm

― lag∞n, Monday, September 9, 2013 9:02 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
cosign

those jokes are great, def have a 'look around you' feel.

another novel about horrible swinger-type parents in the 1970s fucking up their kids

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/P/0061452025.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

that title seems a bit on the nose

I don't care how sleazy or avocado it is.

avowut?

The Summer of Your Gross Parents Making Sex with the Neighbors

"Did anything (lowers spectacles) happen at these...naked swim parties?"

The Naked Summer Of Our Swimming Swinging 70's Parents by Beth Cooper

this was the best thing on my facebook today

https://sphotos-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/553545_10201204812295084_1443897891_n.jpg

blue eyes! damn!

given the number of polyamorous people I've known, key parties don't really stretch my credulity.

i feel like youre not really listening

maybe you just wanted to say you know a lot of polyamorous people

just catching up on threads, adding in my pointless observations hours after they would've been relevant, yk, the usual

anyway its the key part not the party part that is supicious

and if it's a group of poly folks, they call it a d20 party.

polyamory is a really hilariously uptight way to say you want to bone the whole neighborhood

dudes, pssst, i've seen sights that men should never see...

OMG! We Went To A Party!

o man

that thread = ilx heart of darkness

polyamory is a really hilariously uptight way to say you want to bone the whole neighborhood

― lag∞n, Tuesday, September 10, 2013 5:24 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this cannot be repeated enough

"you know what would make sleeping around more fun? if we put in loads of bizarro rules and labels. also unsightly piercings."

https://sphotos-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/q71/1175210_10151501469561082_254413404_n.jpg

Someone stole my idea for colorectal cancer prevention!

http://i.imgur.com/0mIZB4X.png

So that's for today. But wait, what was going on less than six months ago?

http://i.imgur.com/a4rvS3C.png

YOU CAN'T HAVE TWO DAYS IN A YEAR, SUICIDE PEOPLE. KINDA GOES AGAINST THE WHOLE IDEA OF WHY SUICIDE'S WRONG IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Nothing like a prisoner going into his parole board hearing and seeing all the members wearing semicolons on their wrists. Fuuuccck

What is "hogging the middle lane"? I thought that was the whole point of the middle lane -- for when you wanna just drive the speed limit or w/e. There are other lanes for passing and/or entering/exiting.

yeah hogging the passing lane is the real crime

i do support immediate execution for chilling in the passing lane and tailgating tho

Who wouldn't be proud to be British after creating that macro?

can't see the macro at work but the middle lane on UK motorways is a passing lane and only the worst subhuman beasts drive along it all day like it wasn't

whats the left lane for then

You mean the right lane.

o shit

the left lane is the lane to drive in if it's clear in front of you. the other two lanes are both for over-taking depending on speed and volume of traffic. there's a habit amongst terrible drivers of joining the motorway, heading straight for the middle lane and then sitting there til they leave the motorway, even when the left hand lane is clear as far as the eye can see. it forces people into the fast lane because you can only overtake to the right.

does the middle lane refer to the middle of the 3 in each direction, or the two middle in the center of the six total?

doesnt seem like the best use of space to have two passing lanes and then one where everyone is supposed to cruise and enter/exit thats prob why yr empire crumbled

Maybe UK driving is just different (I mean aside from the obvious right vs. left) -- in the US the right lane is the one all the entry and exit ramps feed into, so it really makes no sense to stay in that lane because you constantly have to slow down for people entering and exiting. Hence the middle lane is for driving and the left lane is for passing.

driving is shit. there should be no lanes.

middle lane = middle of 3 in each direction

i assume in general the distance between our motorway off-ramps is greater than the distance between yr highway off-ramps

anyway i know where this is heading, i'll look up comparative accident stats and you can get ready with the Battle of Lexington jpegs

OUTER LANE (closest to shoulder) - For merging onto the freeway; slow drivers wearing formal headwear; big slow trucks.

CENTER (CENTRE) LANE - For most motorists, so they don't have to keep bouncing between outer and center lane whenever an old man in a hat begins merging from an on-ramp.

INNER LANE (closest to the median) - People in a hurry; Knight Rider; Cops

also Neanderthal sort of otm except driving is great, just morally reprehensible

what was the battle of lexington, something involving adolph rupp?

srsly tho youre trying to put most of the traffic in one lane when you have three why, you dont need two lanes for passing

at most points on the motorway the system works out as 3 lanes of traffic moving at increasing speed as you go to the right - except most of the time at least one of the lanes will be blocked off and there'll be traffic signals and speed limits in force - but there are big swathes of motorway where there's nobody in front of you for a couple of miles even in the left hand lane

America builds highway exits every 100 feet because we need to be able to get absolutely anywhere by only driving on a highway.

i'm not defending this as a paragon of systems thinking btw

distance between off-ramps on motorways as an average must be 8 or 9 miles

TRAFFIC SIGNALS?

more like a slowtorway, wot wot

£100 ON THE SPOT FINE