"Take that, Hitler!"
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 9 September 2013 16:14 (twelve years ago)
"Consider yourself lucky, we usually hire a much higher caliber of men."
― Øystein, Monday, 9 September 2013 16:15 (twelve years ago)
"Get in the giant cannon you bastard"
this is killing me
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 9 September 2013 16:16 (twelve years ago)
"These days it's important to eat your own dogfood." (may require familiarity with awful businessR0xx books)
― Øystein, Monday, 9 September 2013 16:17 (twelve years ago)
^ actual lols at this
― i'll be your mraz (NickB), Monday, 9 September 2013 16:23 (twelve years ago)
"yes, we were all surprised to find out that jaegers have vas deferens. now start cleaning."
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 9 September 2013 16:33 (twelve years ago)
"For the last time, this IS business class."
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 September 2013 17:21 (twelve years ago)
"We _would_ normally have an intern do it but school's back in."
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 September 2013 17:24 (twelve years ago)
"If you get hungry, just hoot and we'll lob a roast chicken your way."
― Øystein, Monday, 9 September 2013 18:41 (twelve years ago)
"I'm sorry but these charges are clearly noted in the agreement."
― his LIPS !!! (darraghmac), Monday, 9 September 2013 18:55 (twelve years ago)
"It's good exposure."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 9 September 2013 19:33 (twelve years ago)
"This is going to be great for you."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 9 September 2013 19:34 (twelve years ago)
"It's called teamwork, Simpson."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 9 September 2013 19:38 (twelve years ago)
"what i need you to do right now is to focus on the landing"
― his LIPS !!! (darraghmac), Monday, 9 September 2013 21:02 (twelve years ago)
haha nice
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 September 2013 21:09 (twelve years ago)
"you feeling like a saint, yet? cause you've just been CANNONIZED"
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 9 September 2013 22:11 (twelve years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/09/09/g290/130909_contest_g290.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 16 September 2013 10:03 (twelve years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/09/23/p465/130923_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 16 September 2013 10:09 (twelve years ago)
"ah here, i'm not on easter island am i now ffs? bollocks."
― Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Monday, 16 September 2013 10:28 (twelve years ago)
WILMAAAAAAAA
― tuomas finnchon (darraghmac), Monday, 16 September 2013 10:31 (twelve years ago)
xps none of those are half as good as mine, is zs doing his job here at all
"PRIESTS? DON'T TELL ME I'M STILL ON THAT FECKING ISLAND!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60laqJOuNBM
― came the time he flipped his lid came the time he flipped his lid (snoball), Monday, 16 September 2013 10:53 (twelve years ago)
"first I notice a handle has appeared on my table lamp and now I open the curtains to find this!"
― conrad, Monday, 16 September 2013 11:10 (twelve years ago)
drapes sorry
― conrad, Monday, 16 September 2013 11:11 (twelve years ago)
"that cunt banksy's drawn on the window again"
― quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Monday, 16 September 2013 11:15 (twelve years ago)
"Those bloody neighbourhood kids have been moving the ornaments on the front lawn again!"
― came the time he flipped his lid came the time he flipped his lid (snoball), Monday, 16 September 2013 11:22 (twelve years ago)
"Those that gnome gno I don't do things by halves"
― quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Monday, 16 September 2013 11:42 (twelve years ago)
"when i found whoever has scrawled joseph farris on the back of my couch, then and only then, shall i deal with this unexpected easter island head on my lawn. now, where has my wife got herself to? the mcgivens are due any minute."
part 1/20
― Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Monday, 16 September 2013 11:44 (twelve years ago)
"lol drugs"
― i'm not racist, i just dislike rap (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 September 2013 11:49 (twelve years ago)
why is there a handle on his table lamp
― conrad, Monday, 16 September 2013 11:53 (twelve years ago)
it's a lamp/torch hybrid
― i'll be your mraz (NickB), Monday, 16 September 2013 11:59 (twelve years ago)
anyhow, why the long face amirite
― i'll be your mraz (NickB), Monday, 16 September 2013 12:02 (twelve years ago)
"Holy shit the statue's sunk"
― quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Monday, 16 September 2013 12:03 (twelve years ago)
"how did that get there?"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 16 September 2013 12:10 (twelve years ago)
"uh?"
― conrad, Monday, 16 September 2013 12:10 (twelve years ago)
"Oy! Look at me when I'm talking to you!"
― Mark G, Monday, 16 September 2013 12:17 (twelve years ago)
"Drat, it's Tuesday again!"
― Tuomas, Monday, 16 September 2013 12:18 (twelve years ago)
"already? it seems like it was christmas island just yesterday."
― conrad, Monday, 16 September 2013 12:19 (twelve years ago)
"I wonder what its purpose is."
― Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Monday, 16 September 2013 12:20 (twelve years ago)
For a collapsed civilization, they still know how to troll.
― lazulum, Monday, 16 September 2013 12:22 (twelve years ago)
"What? There was no window here yesterday!"
― quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Monday, 16 September 2013 12:33 (twelve years ago)
"IT'S STILL THERE!"
xpost ruined now.
― Mark G, Monday, 16 September 2013 12:34 (twelve years ago)
soz bruv
conrad's the best do far i think?
― quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Monday, 16 September 2013 12:34 (twelve years ago)
i wd expect some variation of conrad's to be in the places, yeah
― i'm not racist, i just dislike rap (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 September 2013 12:45 (twelve years ago)
This one?
― Mark G, Monday, 16 September 2013 12:45 (twelve years ago)
y
― quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Monday, 16 September 2013 12:49 (twelve years ago)
it's aloof, it's clever, it know it's clever, it smells of ink and paper, it's got that urgency about it, that want.
― quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Monday, 16 September 2013 12:50 (twelve years ago)
i'm in negotiations to turn this display name riff into a sitcom btw
― i'm not racist, i just dislike rap (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 September 2013 12:53 (twelve years ago)
nope!
i think i've only submitted once
― Z S, Monday, 16 September 2013 12:56 (twelve years ago)
aw what? MODS
― quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Monday, 16 September 2013 13:02 (twelve years ago)