"It's the role you were born for, Mr. Wadding."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 9 September 2013 15:40 (ten years ago) link
I think mine might be too topical/obscure to actually enter
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 9 September 2013 15:48 (ten years ago) link
nonsense imo, topicality a bonus and it's hardly obscure
― his LIPS !!! (darraghmac), Monday, 9 September 2013 16:08 (ten years ago) link
"Get in the giant cannon you bastard"
― sleepingbag, Monday, 9 September 2013 16:11 (ten years ago) link
"Take that, Hitler!"
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 9 September 2013 16:14 (ten years ago) link
"Consider yourself lucky, we usually hire a much higher caliber of men."
― Øystein, Monday, 9 September 2013 16:15 (ten years ago) link
this is killing me
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 9 September 2013 16:16 (ten years ago) link
"These days it's important to eat your own dogfood." (may require familiarity with awful businessR0xx books)
― Øystein, Monday, 9 September 2013 16:17 (ten years ago) link
^ actual lols at this
― i'll be your mraz (NickB), Monday, 9 September 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link
"yes, we were all surprised to find out that jaegers have vas deferens. now start cleaning."
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 9 September 2013 16:33 (ten years ago) link
"For the last time, this IS business class."
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 September 2013 17:21 (ten years ago) link
"We _would_ normally have an intern do it but school's back in."
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 September 2013 17:24 (ten years ago) link
"If you get hungry, just hoot and we'll lob a roast chicken your way."
― Øystein, Monday, 9 September 2013 18:41 (ten years ago) link
"I'm sorry but these charges are clearly noted in the agreement."
― his LIPS !!! (darraghmac), Monday, 9 September 2013 18:55 (ten years ago) link
"It's good exposure."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 9 September 2013 19:33 (ten years ago) link
"This is going to be great for you."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 9 September 2013 19:34 (ten years ago) link
"It's called teamwork, Simpson."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 9 September 2013 19:38 (ten years ago) link
"what i need you to do right now is to focus on the landing"
― his LIPS !!! (darraghmac), Monday, 9 September 2013 21:02 (ten years ago) link
haha nice
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 September 2013 21:09 (ten years ago) link
"you feeling like a saint, yet? cause you've just been CANNONIZED"
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 9 September 2013 22:11 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/09/09/g290/130909_contest_g290.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 16 September 2013 10:03 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/09/23/p465/130923_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 16 September 2013 10:09 (ten years ago) link
"ah here, i'm not on easter island am i now ffs? bollocks."
― Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Monday, 16 September 2013 10:28 (ten years ago) link
WILMAAAAAAAA
― tuomas finnchon (darraghmac), Monday, 16 September 2013 10:31 (ten years ago) link
xps none of those are half as good as mine, is zs doing his job here at all
"PRIESTS? DON'T TELL ME I'M STILL ON THAT FECKING ISLAND!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60laqJOuNBM
― came the time he flipped his lid came the time he flipped his lid (snoball), Monday, 16 September 2013 10:53 (ten years ago) link
"first I notice a handle has appeared on my table lamp and now I open the curtains to find this!"
― conrad, Monday, 16 September 2013 11:10 (ten years ago) link
drapes sorry
― conrad, Monday, 16 September 2013 11:11 (ten years ago) link
"that cunt banksy's drawn on the window again"
― quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Monday, 16 September 2013 11:15 (ten years ago) link
"Those bloody neighbourhood kids have been moving the ornaments on the front lawn again!"
― came the time he flipped his lid came the time he flipped his lid (snoball), Monday, 16 September 2013 11:22 (ten years ago) link
"Those that gnome gno I don't do things by halves"
― quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Monday, 16 September 2013 11:42 (ten years ago) link
"when i found whoever has scrawled joseph farris on the back of my couch, then and only then, shall i deal with this unexpected easter island head on my lawn. now, where has my wife got herself to? the mcgivens are due any minute."
part 1/20
― Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Monday, 16 September 2013 11:44 (ten years ago) link
"lol drugs"
― i'm not racist, i just dislike rap (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 September 2013 11:49 (ten years ago) link
why is there a handle on his table lamp
― conrad, Monday, 16 September 2013 11:53 (ten years ago) link
it's a lamp/torch hybrid
― i'll be your mraz (NickB), Monday, 16 September 2013 11:59 (ten years ago) link
anyhow, why the long face amirite
― i'll be your mraz (NickB), Monday, 16 September 2013 12:02 (ten years ago) link
"Holy shit the statue's sunk"
― quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Monday, 16 September 2013 12:03 (ten years ago) link
"how did that get there?"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 16 September 2013 12:10 (ten years ago) link
"uh?"
― conrad, Monday, 16 September 2013 12:10 (ten years ago) link
"Oy! Look at me when I'm talking to you!"
― Mark G, Monday, 16 September 2013 12:17 (ten years ago) link
"Drat, it's Tuesday again!"
― Tuomas, Monday, 16 September 2013 12:18 (ten years ago) link
"already? it seems like it was christmas island just yesterday."
― conrad, Monday, 16 September 2013 12:19 (ten years ago) link
"I wonder what its purpose is."
― Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Monday, 16 September 2013 12:20 (ten years ago) link
For a collapsed civilization, they still know how to troll.
― lazulum, Monday, 16 September 2013 12:22 (ten years ago) link
"What? There was no window here yesterday!"
― quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Monday, 16 September 2013 12:33 (ten years ago) link
"IT'S STILL THERE!"
xpost ruined now.
― Mark G, Monday, 16 September 2013 12:34 (ten years ago) link
soz bruv
conrad's the best do far i think?
― quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Monday, 16 September 2013 12:34 (ten years ago) link
i wd expect some variation of conrad's to be in the places, yeah
― i'm not racist, i just dislike rap (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 September 2013 12:45 (ten years ago) link
This one?
― Mark G, Monday, 16 September 2013 12:45 (ten years ago) link
y
― quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Monday, 16 September 2013 12:49 (ten years ago) link