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Hot Babe (HB) | Pick Up Artist and PUA Lingo
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Dec 22, 2008 - Quick Definition: A beautiful woman, or any woman, rated on a scale of beauty from 1-10. (HB can also stand for "Hunny Bunny.

I got as far as some pictures of women approximately seventy billion times more attractive than I've ever been being rated as 6/10 and then 3/10 (I assume that is what HB3 means? xp) and I felt it might not be good for my mental health to continue, but perhaps if the lulz are strong and I feel brave I'll take a look with images off

Well, I did scroll down a bit, and the other posters do seem to think he's a jackass, so that's ... something. I guess the 1-10 scale assumes a level of "hotness" from the get-go. So 1 is still "hot", just not Aphrodite-hot. God knows. I don't want to know more about this scene that what I get through this thread. Pick-up Artists make me feel unwell.

i think it's fine to lol from a safe distance but when i'm in the thick of them like on that forum it all gets a bit much for me. such a complex network of thought processes that i wasn't aware existed.

justdudethings

hb1 in dog years

hot babe and honey bunny both sound like phrases a 50 year old with a corvette would use. kind of feel like young pua enthusiasts sound like middle aged divorcees pretty often.

i wonder what the median age of PUAs is. wouldn't be surprised if its closer to 40 than 20.

So you mean.... over 30?

yeah that's not old enough to say honey bunny i guess

i was thinking more like 40s and 50s i guess. i don't think being a PUA is a young man's thing. reading those posts on that messageboard, they don't really sound like twentysomethings.

I see twentysomethings negging and shit at bars, they're not fully fledged PUAs but it's definitely not just old men.

the PUA culture seems mostly to be 20-30-something nerdy guys, who would be at their local Libertarian Party meeting if they weren't busy trying to peacock and bag HB10s brah.

yeah, i guess that's right. for some reason the MRA contingent slipped my mind and i was just thinking of like bald dudes with convertibles trolling for chicks.

the PUA thing wouldn't be anywhere near as gross as it is if it wasn't also used by young perfectly confident perfectly charismatic guys as a shortcut to getting what they want without having to actually engage in any serious way. No one really minds pathetic dorks being pathetic dorks.

Seeing 'HS2 benefits dwindling, says MPs' on the BBC website my mind translated that into 'Hot [B]abe 2'. Agreed, gimme a scientifically determined HB4 or give me nothing.

stfu everyone about puas, that shit is so 5 years ago

this thread is for artisanal curated masculinity and courage, plz

otm I thought that was on our classic pua thread for a bit

PROTIP: never ever use the phrase "What, are you ovulating or something?" under any circumstances

― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, September 8, 2013 3:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Self-annointed experts of this sort base their advice on personal experience

― Aimless, Sunday, September 8, 2013 3:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cool stories

Can categorically say i have never said "What, are you ovulating or something?"

Though i have typed it twice now

stfu

Always with that classic wit, legume showing that manliness

go away forks

Nah

go on a vision quest

Pass

Ur negging me arent u

u are negging u

Quality post

some day forks i believe you can feel something

categorically

Some day i believe you'll find a worthwhile hobby, stop trolling, settle down, maybe find a girl, start writing quatrains
Let me instruct u

my favorite forks posts are when he advises me re girls, the peacocking is severe

isn't ''legume' a several year old stale-on-birth Morbsian nickname

he on my beans

otm

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/2572196096/hDEC03603/

You dudes on team franco sure are bad at this

so now we know jf is <20 y.o.

isn't ''legume' a several year old stale-on-birth Morbsian nickname

― is space noise (mh), Monday, September 9, 2013 1:14 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

morbs has always made v cite nicknames for me fwiw

just tryin to fit in bros

also just now a prominent ilxor contacted me off board saying they had proof that forks is not a real person

yeah, sorry. he's a franco sock.

I didn't know I was prominent already

Its legume until i find the infinity key on the cell phone

w/e treeship

Anyways yalls jo session kind of shitting up this thread now so maybe find something to do with being manly men and work on that

idk i've gotten some good notes on flirting techniques from this exchange

why would you need that

HB-10s are immune to wit, charm, and celebrity

but yr lips