friday night

"and/or "

now, that's modern world stress ...

good luck vg ..

Think i'll get drunk tonight

I will be listening to Miles Davis and drinking vodka.

Nice. Im thinking red wine + seltzer and a movie on demand

I would love to have that kind of power. "You there! Direct my film at once!"

<3 being a billionaire trust fund brat who uses people as playthings.

listening to chrome lost tapes
waiting for gf to get home from work, we goin onna DATE

date already over cuz we don't wanna see any of the movies. got dinner, listened to danzig and tina turner on the ride. now drinking lucid air outer space enlightenment ale in our domicile. good evenin' y'all.

In campaign office listening to printer print 442 pages of turf sheets which we'll then divvy up into packets (all these new words). Eating rotisserie chicken family-style and drinking Bud from the landlady's fridge, actually all in all pretty good.

i found 5 nice good quality low-cost washcloths

also I discovered that Winco sells funsize m&m's in bulk which is O_O gamechanger

how many of them did you buy? i have a coke.

I bought a pound of them - they are good snacks to take to football games for when the beer wears off but you can't be assed getting up and buying anything

YO fuckin' OLO amirite

drinking lighter fluid and listening to dan deacon

i guess i sort of lied when i said it's not that bad

Thinking about things. Wishing I had a fruit salad like the ones they made at the Peppermill in Vegas. Wishing I had caught every single lounge act I wanted to catch when I was there in 2001 and 2002. Loving August falling asleep next to me. Ready to watch Hannah and Her Sisters.

i'm at my mom's and browsing chiXors on OKC, GO ME

laundry, "cat rearing," riesling with raspberries

dusted my desk (ie deep cleaned, it was super gross)

watching more parenthood

this weekend is going to be suuuuuper boring fyi

i celebrated the completion of my MA last night by whacking a pizza in the oven for me and my housemate, sitting on our roof with a few cans of Lidl's lager followed by dirt cheap Kalimoxtos and then ice cream. Then her boyfriend came over so i went to my room, drank a bit more, signed up to Netflix, spent an hour looking at things I thought I might want to watch before watching ten minutes of an ESPN documentary on Andres/Pablo Escobar before falling asleep. Top stuff.

had to push back dinner plans tonight and this forced my friend to cancel because, as he said, he said he "can't eat after sundown." was really weirded out until i realized that he was observing yom kippur.

lol

actually he's a gremlin

futzing around on itunes making a cheesy dancey playlist, listening to old Weird Al Yankovic songs

gonna fold some laundry and rewatch skyfall on bluray after dinner

i made red lentils with veg bacon. it would be vegan if not for the huge hunk of butter.

I wish I were home watching Parker tbh.

'sup

Yo

Tonight I violated one of my cooking rules and now I am grumpy.

what was the rule?

The rule is to pass over recipes that require one to manipulate each and every unit. Tonight's case: meatballs. With the exact same ingredients, I cold have made a tasty ragu/bolognese with 1/24 the hassle. See also: Sandra Lee cookie recipes, which has you use canned cookie dough, then have to handle each fucking cookie multiple times for various types of pre-made icing and decorations and shit.

I'm experienced enough as a cook that I should know better than this. I *do* know better than this, which is why I have a rule. Which I failed to follow. GAH.

:(

might be in for the night

my friends are driving me insane. i want to discontinue all social contact from anyone, everyone, ever and just hang out with my dog is that so much to ask

no, but i wouldn't recommend it! i'm sure after some point you'd want more

I left the North again
I travelled South again
I got stuck in fucking Solihull for an hour because the M42 was fucking closed and the motorway people are useless gits, I saw a man w'i no trousers
& I can't help the way I feel (really really knackered, bit hungry)

anyone

mr veg cooking hamburgers for dinner
am about to watch The Soup
and then at 9pm I will be listening to 2 comedians do a live radio broadcast of the AFL grand final of australian football because they're not televising it anywhere that I can watch for free and I get so fucking tired of trolling the web for streams that aren't full of malware, and footy on the radio gives me major nostalgia so it's all good

who's playing/who are we rooting for

Hawks and Fremantle *shrug*

I'm rooting (lol) for the Hawks but only because they're the melbourne team and I'm still kinda jingoistic about out-of-state teams, even though the league has been Australia-wide for decades

i'm sick with a cold and my bf went out to get me matzoh ball soup. he is a hero.

what a guy! srsly, that is love

who is your team? should i have said 'supporting'? i thought you were from melb

will the woman end judge/ref/umpire/whatever be involved? basically all i know of aussie rules comes from the mid 80s when espn could not yet afford other things

my team is carlton, they bombed out a while back

majority of AFL teams originate from suburbs of melbourne, back when it was the VFL. sydney was the first out of state team in the 80's. there's quite a few out of state teams now.

lady umpire was in last year, but i dunno if she's in the lineup this year

how do you feel abt shane warne

Started watching x-files - was not expecting it to be so fucking creepy

Had some deliciousssssss tacos, this short rib pastrami thing with cabbage. Now I'm lying in bed, reading Borges and listening to the 8-disc female-fronted punk collection

12-disc, sucka

u_u i am lame

i feel like shane warne was a fever dream brought on by the nation collectively eating a bad jar of pickled onions