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We are legion.

carl agatha, Friday, 6 September 2013 00:02 (twelve years ago)

it's obv the best sign tbh

r|t|c, Friday, 6 September 2013 00:04 (twelve years ago)

ha, of course ILX has the fewest Leos....ouch!

Iago Galdston, Friday, 6 September 2013 00:30 (twelve years ago)

wtf where are all the aries

figures

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 September 2013 01:21 (twelve years ago)

I am a Taurus and I get frequent throat and sinus infections.

disgruntled punter (Je55e), Friday, 6 September 2013 02:38 (twelve years ago)

As a Taurus, the texture of my food is important to me.

disgruntled punter (Je55e), Friday, 6 September 2013 02:39 (twelve years ago)

no idea if i voted in this but i'm a leo, on the cusp of whatever's after leo

one yankee sympathizer masquerading as a historian (difficult listening hour), Friday, 6 September 2013 07:14 (twelve years ago)

no, wait, before

one yankee sympathizer masquerading as a historian (difficult listening hour), Friday, 6 September 2013 07:15 (twelve years ago)

it's cancer, i'm on the cusp of cancer

aren't we all

one yankee sympathizer masquerading as a historian (difficult listening hour), Friday, 6 September 2013 07:16 (twelve years ago)

ha Saggi runs this shit

iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 September 2013 07:39 (twelve years ago)

it's the weakest of the fire signs

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Friday, 6 September 2013 07:58 (twelve years ago)

you're telling me

iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 September 2013 08:10 (twelve years ago)

I've seen whack zodiac charts list my bday as aires. The knights templar or whoever runs this should come to a consensus.

UK horoscopes have the 20th down as Aries and US ones have it as Taurus. I am sure there is a solid longitude-based explanation for this discrepancy and not it being even slightly made up.

So I'm an Aries, although sometimes people who take an interest in these things tell me I am totally a Taurus (bull-headed tactless boor yes, practical and reliable no) and it must be because I was born early or sth.

the supreme personality of Godhead : a summary study (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 6 September 2013 09:26 (twelve years ago)

god, i'm totally in the mood to nerd out about astrology right now but i don't think ILX is the right place for it

your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Friday, 6 September 2013 14:55 (twelve years ago)

do it.

how's life, Friday, 6 September 2013 14:58 (twelve years ago)

ok but does anybody besides really care about how the upcoming favorable transits of Jupiter to my natal chart may ultimately affect my career?

your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Friday, 6 September 2013 15:23 (twelve years ago)

if not here, then where, elmo

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 September 2013 15:23 (twelve years ago)

all the leos have been permabanned

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 September 2013 16:03 (twelve years ago)

I'm a Taurus babe

homosexual II, Friday, 6 September 2013 16:46 (twelve years ago)

My parents were both Taurus and v stubborn.

Once we were all on vacation and my mom remarked what a long, gentle downhill slope we were on. My dad, who was driving, said we were driving uphill. They argued over this for a few minutes, until my dad pointed out that the road was following a river and the river was flowing the opposite direction from the direction we were driving. My mom answered that the river must be flowing uphill.

Aimless, Friday, 6 September 2013 18:01 (twelve years ago)

http://img.timeinc.net/time/photoessays/2009/top10_crime_duos/crime_duos_08.jpg

goole, Friday, 6 September 2013 18:04 (twelve years ago)

sup virgos

no fomo (La Lechera), Friday, 6 September 2013 18:29 (twelve years ago)

my guinea pig is a virgo and he is persnickety about the arrangement of his cage, also he doesn't trust anyone

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 September 2013 18:31 (twelve years ago)

that's my kind of pig

no fomo (La Lechera), Friday, 6 September 2013 18:31 (twelve years ago)

those are virgo traits, right! (also prey animal traits)

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 September 2013 19:15 (twelve years ago)

qed Virgos = prey animals

carl agatha, Friday, 6 September 2013 19:15 (twelve years ago)

sup

mookieproof, Friday, 6 September 2013 19:17 (twelve years ago)

i am definitely a persnickety distrustful prey animal

no fomo (La Lechera), Friday, 6 September 2013 19:33 (twelve years ago)

i'm not that persnickety or distrustful or preyed upon, but tbh both my domicile and exaltation *are* in mercury

mookieproof, Friday, 6 September 2013 19:53 (twelve years ago)

My Venus is in Gemini. It makes love matters very weird as a Taurus who craves stability and long term commitments, but then I have this Gemini urge to, you know, fuck everyone.

homosexual II, Friday, 6 September 2013 20:01 (twelve years ago)

yo virgos. it's a challenge to type without capitalization. but, you know, i don't ever want to seem uptight. you?

flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 6 September 2013 23:04 (twelve years ago)

Only about things that matter, like where stuff goes in the fridge and planning my schedule.

no fomo (La Lechera), Friday, 6 September 2013 23:08 (twelve years ago)

i have used up most of my virgoness on collecting music, leaving me free to let everything else hang out

mookieproof, Friday, 6 September 2013 23:14 (twelve years ago)

My favorite horoscope ever

Taurus You continue to hurt the ones you love–not because you're a weak or bad person, but because narrative logic seems to demand it of you.

disgruntled punter (Je55e), Saturday, 7 September 2013 05:15 (twelve years ago)

Cant believe I missed this, Im a Leo, at least 3 other Leos (dlh included) that I know of on here

the hubert harumphreys of social media (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 7 September 2013 05:41 (twelve years ago)

Actually, four

the hubert harumphreys of social media (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 7 September 2013 05:42 (twelve years ago)

Sorry man, I tried to make it difficult to miss with the bold text and the symbols.

les don't save me fav (how's life), Saturday, 7 September 2013 10:24 (twelve years ago)

happy birthday flamboyant goon virgo

mookieproof, Saturday, 7 September 2013 18:06 (twelve years ago)

<3 thanks
I re-read the "your coming year" horoscope prediction from 2012 and it was so otm that I cried a little.

flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 8 September 2013 00:41 (twelve years ago)

Does taurus do well in relationships? Cause uh....

*tera, Sunday, 8 September 2013 05:50 (twelve years ago)

what do you all use online for horoscopes? and how knowledgeable are you about rising signs and stuff like that?

Iago Galdston, Sunday, 8 September 2013 16:32 (twelve years ago)

My friend swears by Susan Miller's astrologyzone.com. It has never resonated with me though.

*tera, Sunday, 8 September 2013 18:52 (twelve years ago)

thanks, *tera

Iago Galdston, Sunday, 8 September 2013 23:25 (twelve years ago)

I forgot to vote, but my sign won anyway.

tokyo rosemary, Sunday, 8 September 2013 23:40 (twelve years ago)

three years pass...

https://thehairpin.com/astrology-is-fake-but-cancers-are-in-the-eye-of-the-storm-8776160dcc80

insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 15:44 (eight years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/nkJXSqm.jpg

i n f i n i t y (∞), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:18 (eight years ago)

my wife is a cancer

total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:40 (eight years ago)

that's her astrological sign too

total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:41 (eight years ago)

In her heart, she heard you say that.

insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 18:03 (eight years ago)

Eric otm.

Guidonian Handsworth Revolution (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 22 June 2017 01:10 (eight years ago)


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