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james franco, whats your sign

johnny crunch, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:19 (twelve years ago)

aries. and i take this stuff seriously, which might be unfashionable around here. seems to be anyway.

james franco, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:20 (twelve years ago)

sorry that sounded hostile. i am a bit stoned. not trying to make enemies here. i am interested in the internet.

james franco, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:22 (twelve years ago)

what is your rising sign?

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:24 (twelve years ago)

I am Sagittarius with Capricorn rising and my moon in Cancer conjunct Saturn.

carl agatha, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:26 (twelve years ago)

oh i was asking james franco, specifically, but anyone can discuss this really

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:27 (twelve years ago)

Libra

james franco, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:27 (twelve years ago)

this was a mistake, coming here

james franco, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:27 (twelve years ago)

we talk about you in this thread too:
no boys allowed in the room!!!!

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:28 (twelve years ago)

oh i was asking james franco, specifically, but anyone can discuss this really

― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Thursday, September 5, 2013 1:27 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was just showing off.

carl agatha, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:30 (twelve years ago)

haha my moon is in Leo and I have Aries rising

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:31 (twelve years ago)

I mean I have had my chart done is that is all true.

carl agatha, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:33 (twelve years ago)

Why is it that if a girl gets fucked in the ass she's still considered a virgin, but if a guy gets fucked in the ass it's "losing his virginity"? Anyway my birthday is on Saturday

i bet it's spelled B-O-R-E-D (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 5 September 2013 03:32 (twelve years ago)

I'm turning 13, apparently

i bet it's spelled B-O-R-E-D (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 5 September 2013 03:33 (twelve years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0a/Scorpio-rising-kenneth-anger.jpg

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 5 September 2013 03:48 (twelve years ago)

I'm a Pisces in Uranus

I'm James Franco, bitch! (Trayce), Thursday, 5 September 2013 06:02 (twelve years ago)

I've been terrible at stewarding this poll. How very Sagittarian of me. Enough passion to c&p all the little symbols into the thread title, but then tossing it frivolously to the wind and optimistically believing it will take care of itself. Oh well, it got James Franco here at least. Hi, Mr. Franco!

I started this thread because I was listening to Jay Mohr interview Duff McKagan and Jay kept calling people "centaurs": "oh, Perry Farrell, he's a real centaur, you know what I mean?". Perry's actually a Pisces, so I don't know what the fuck dude was on about, but it piqued my interest in the zodiac, which I've never really paid any attention to at all.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/7ab21b9864ec6f69540b4ad82695d492/tumblr_ms1xjiZa4x1rhzia9o1_500.jpg

how's life, Thursday, 5 September 2013 08:42 (twelve years ago)

don't know if that's trve kvlt black metal astrology or what

how's life, Thursday, 5 September 2013 08:43 (twelve years ago)

I am a goat.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTCQVWWIMAENh3G.jpg

But in a lot of ways I'm very non-Capricorn like and kind of the opposite of what they're supposed to be. Not that I believe in astrology anyway but that's always mystified me a bit.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 5 September 2013 10:31 (twelve years ago)

Oh God, look how cute I am!

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 5 September 2013 10:31 (twelve years ago)

http://i3.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article1954036.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Adam-Virgo-1954036.jpg

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 September 2013 10:38 (twelve years ago)

ILM is a virgo. ILE is a gemini.

how's life, Thursday, 5 September 2013 11:02 (twelve years ago)

that totally makes sense. ilm categorizing shit, makin' lists - ile excelling at nothing

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 5 September 2013 12:58 (twelve years ago)

god, of course gaahl is a leo

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 5 September 2013 12:58 (twelve years ago)

1p3 is a Leo too!

how's life, Thursday, 5 September 2013 13:18 (twelve years ago)

sun in cancer / ascendant in cancer / moon in gemini / mercury in cancer / venus in gemini / mars in libra / jupiter in scorpio / saturn in libra / neptune in sagittarius / uranus in sagittarius / pluto in libra

your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 5 September 2013 14:12 (twelve years ago)

oh and chiron in taurus

your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 5 September 2013 14:12 (twelve years ago)

pisces bitches

Nad Racket (jjjusten), Thursday, 5 September 2013 15:30 (twelve years ago)

I don't know what any of this means:

sun in cancer / ascendant in cancer / moon in gemini / mercury in cancer / venus in gemini / mars in libra / jupiter in scorpio / saturn in libra / neptune in sagittarius / uranus in sagittarius / pluto in libra

crüt zingmaster (crüt), Thursday, 5 September 2013 15:32 (twelve years ago)

is the sun gonna be ok?

crüt zingmaster (crüt), Thursday, 5 September 2013 15:32 (twelve years ago)

according to an online rising sign calculator i just found which i am sure is 100% reliable i am also aries rising. i have no idea what that means but hey

Nad Racket (jjjusten), Thursday, 5 September 2013 15:36 (twelve years ago)

lol crut

i too went to college (silby), Thursday, 5 September 2013 15:36 (twelve years ago)

<3 crut, laughed out loud

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 September 2013 16:55 (twelve years ago)

the uranus & pluto charts are pretty ridic, right? like with their orbits they stay in the same sign for like 170 years or something

goole, Thursday, 5 September 2013 17:06 (twelve years ago)

yeah i'm not an astrologer but the zodiacal placement of the outer planets tend to be interpreted as a sort of generational influence, but the placement of those planets in the chart (eg which 'house' it is in and its geometric relationships to other planets) are often read as having more direct personal significance

your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 5 September 2013 17:43 (twelve years ago)

i used to hang out in occult bookstores as a lonely yung teen, is how i know all this stuff

your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 5 September 2013 17:59 (twelve years ago)

Similarly, I worked at a psychic hotline for a year and there was a resident astrologer. That's who did my chart. I forget what most of it means, though.

carl agatha, Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:28 (twelve years ago)

pisces

D@v3 M. (dan m), Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:37 (twelve years ago)

wood rat

Aimless, Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:38 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 6 September 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)

We are legion.

carl agatha, Friday, 6 September 2013 00:02 (twelve years ago)

it's obv the best sign tbh

r|t|c, Friday, 6 September 2013 00:04 (twelve years ago)

ha, of course ILX has the fewest Leos....ouch!

Iago Galdston, Friday, 6 September 2013 00:30 (twelve years ago)

wtf where are all the aries

figures

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 September 2013 01:21 (twelve years ago)

I am a Taurus and I get frequent throat and sinus infections.

disgruntled punter (Je55e), Friday, 6 September 2013 02:38 (twelve years ago)

As a Taurus, the texture of my food is important to me.

disgruntled punter (Je55e), Friday, 6 September 2013 02:39 (twelve years ago)

no idea if i voted in this but i'm a leo, on the cusp of whatever's after leo

one yankee sympathizer masquerading as a historian (difficult listening hour), Friday, 6 September 2013 07:14 (twelve years ago)

no, wait, before

one yankee sympathizer masquerading as a historian (difficult listening hour), Friday, 6 September 2013 07:15 (twelve years ago)

it's cancer, i'm on the cusp of cancer

aren't we all

one yankee sympathizer masquerading as a historian (difficult listening hour), Friday, 6 September 2013 07:16 (twelve years ago)

ha Saggi runs this shit

iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 September 2013 07:39 (twelve years ago)

https://thehairpin.com/astrology-is-fake-but-cancers-are-in-the-eye-of-the-storm-8776160dcc80

insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 15:44 (eight years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/nkJXSqm.jpg

i n f i n i t y (∞), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:18 (eight years ago)

my wife is a cancer

total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:40 (eight years ago)

that's her astrological sign too

total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:41 (eight years ago)

In her heart, she heard you say that.

insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 18:03 (eight years ago)

Eric otm.

Guidonian Handsworth Revolution (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 22 June 2017 01:10 (eight years ago)

three years pass...

https://i.imgur.com/ghewVmN.jpg

the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, 17 October 2020 23:48 (five years ago)

Harrowing imo.

pomenitul, Saturday, 17 October 2020 23:50 (five years ago)

according to an online rising sign calculator i just found which i am sure is 100% reliable i am also aries rising. i have no idea what that means but hey

― Nad Racket (jjjusten), Thursday, September 5, 2013 8:36 AM (seven years ago

It means you are awesome tbh. The rising sign is like the first impression you give people, or general outward self-presentation. Generally Aries rising: quick to respond and take action, energetic, comes across sometimes as bossy and blunt, often the recipient of "oh, I thought you worked here?" mistakes because of an air of confidence.

sarahell, Sunday, 18 October 2020 19:48 (five years ago)

to summarize the poll though:

air signs (27) vastly outnumber signs in all the other elements, which are about even (16/17/18) -- which totally makes sense for a mostly text based message board about music, media, politics, etc.

and a fairly even mix of:
fixed signs: 26
cardinal signs: 23
mutable signs: 29

sarahell, Sunday, 18 October 2020 20:08 (five years ago)

lotta airheads and blowhards all up in this piece

the burrito that defined a generation, Sunday, 18 October 2020 20:12 (five years ago)

five months pass...

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CMQdEECnmKy/

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 March 2021 18:48 (five years ago)

this is up there with the meme about why if astrology isn't real then why is every man born between january and december evil

sarahell, Friday, 26 March 2021 03:19 (five years ago)

hmmm. the pedant in me wishes to point out that january and december never fall between january and december in any given calendar year.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Friday, 26 March 2021 03:29 (five years ago)

hahaha, so basically the only non-evil men are Sagittarius, Capricorn, and a few Aquariuses? ... yeah, not buying that. You make a very good point.

sarahell, Friday, 26 March 2021 03:38 (five years ago)

the pedant in me wishes to point out that astrology is racism for girls

exist in theory (esby), Friday, 26 March 2021 03:50 (five years ago)

yeah totally, wait, what?

lukas, Friday, 26 March 2021 03:56 (five years ago)

lol

sarahell, Friday, 26 March 2021 03:57 (five years ago)


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