Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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"And now I can switch you back from blow to suck with it!"

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"It don't mean butt if it ain't got that jut!"

Carve that on something.

Posting to ILX while simultaneously watching cartoons: classic.

― Harold Media (kenan), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

now I have images of teh ssexing to the strains of:

'fruit salad
yummy yummy' in my head, closely followed by

'mashed banana, mashed banana', which morphs into

'bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs,
bananas in pajamas are coming down in pairs'

and that's when I stab myself in the eye with a fork.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

My work here is done.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Or,
"my work here is done"

Har!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:50 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm Lovin' It!"

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 06:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"You Deserve A Breaking Off Today"

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 06:16 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm George Bush, and I approve of this orgasm"

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 06:16 (twenty-one years ago)

"YOU'VE BEEN SNIPPED"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"WHERE IS THE OTHER RUSSIAN PLANE YOU BASTARDS!"

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"I JUST SAVED A LOAD ON CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GEICO."

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"AFLAC!"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"do me in the ass"

obv

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)

GIMME GANGSTA DAWG GIMME GANGSTA!!!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

"That orgasm was a little pitchy, dawg; I'm just not feelin' it."

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:37 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahahhaahahaha gimme gangsta!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:37 (twenty-one years ago)

"You have just received The Shocker!"

― Girolamo Savonarola, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:39 (twenty-one years ago)

"BODY MASSAGE"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:45 (twenty-one years ago)

"GET ME TWO MEATBALL SANDWICHES UTAH! TWO!"

"I used to fuck guys like you in prison"

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

"Howay the lads"

― Joe Kay (feethurt), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Ok, I nicked that one from The Beiderbecke Affair

― Joe Kay (feethurt), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

We’re building fires that will burn until morning
The smell of books and hot stone surround us
Tough is the leather that strapped to my skin
Strong are the bonds that we make
We feel the steam as it rises around us
Up from the soil that is cracking it’s back
Tough is the leather that strapped to my skin
Strong are the bonds that sing
Work till you’re musclebound all night long
Work till you’re musclebound all night long
Gotta work till you’re musclebound all night long
Gotta work till you’re musclebound all night long
We’re building fires that will burn until morning
The smell of books and hot stone surround us
Tough is the leather that strapped to my skin
Strong are the bonds that we make
To hear a pulsing from chanter to mountain
Down through the vein and into the grain
Strong is the shoulder that moves to the time
Here is the land it can break
Work till you’re musclebound all night long
Work till you’re musclebound all night long
Gotta work till you’re musclebound all night long
Gotta work till you’re musclebound all night long

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Ugggh!!!! LYSOL DOUCHE!!!

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

The Pac-Man loser sound (when killed by Ghost), either hummed or played on a concealed player

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Tough is the leather that strapped to my skin

omg Mr. Spandau wore a harness.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude who the hell can sing all of "Musclebound" while they're having an orgasm? It's like a 3 minute long song. Like "Hybrid Moments", I can see that being possible.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Possibly that Micro Machines guy.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Ugggh.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

After Tom posted that, I was going to say something along the lines of "Wow, that's a mighty orgasm!" but realized that it would get copied with quotes back to the thread and, goofy sayings aside, I don't want air quotes associated in my mind with the act of cumming.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

"You've just been Spunk'd"

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Ew.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

In Bell Canada Lady Automatic Message Voice: "the lever you have pulled, penis, is not in order. please make a note of it."

― Anthony Johnson (Plato Guy), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

$100 for sodomy's a bargain, though.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

So, do you come here often?

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

michael white is the winner.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 26 August 2004 10:18 (twenty-one years ago)

'cowabunga', or 'hey, you guys' a la Goonies.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Thursday, 26 August 2004 10:45 (twenty-one years ago)

ay carumba

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 26 August 2004 10:47 (twenty-one years ago)

there was that Sex In the City where the guy would yell out, "You fucking Bitch, y-y-you fucking Whore!!!"

― JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 26 August 2004 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Shouldn't those IP addresses in the initial post be removed?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

(NB: That was not something to say at the moment of climax.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

(you big liar)

FIX UP LOOK SHARP

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG, Dan, you'd have to say it in Dizzee's voice, too.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Well DUH.

(nb The above is not in responce to jaymc)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

You could always say it in Big Bird's voice.

― Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

YOUR...BODY...IS...A...WONDERLAND!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

wheeeeee!!!!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

"It's Okay! I Found it!"

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

THE JUICE IS LOOSE!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"dry your eyes."

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

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