Shall we anticipate the FIFTH SEASON of the AMC series "Breaking Bad"? I think I may.

"I learned it by watching you, dad! I learned it by watching you!"

tries to make ricin, makes rice-a-roni

"hey dad, i know it tastes funny! your friend jesse helped me play the rice-in-cigarette trick on you! dad? dad? DAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!"

by cooking up his own adorable teenage attempt at meth?

it turns out to be 99.3% pure. tensions develop.

i'm sure walt jr will survive, word is he'll be the huggy bear on Saul's upcoming nawlins PI show

Least satisfying possible turn: Jesse tells Skyler, who then in turn kills Jesse. Skyler corrupted, Jesse dead, Walt hands to heavens, yelling "noooooooooooo!"

right now my money is on a "noooo!" followed by a "say hello to my little friend!"

Hank will put breakfast on an exploding turtle

so has anyone heard about this "real life" Breaking Bad case? this shit is insane (my bro just sent this to me)

http://www.pe.com/local-news/local-news-headlines/20110917-san-bernardino-professor-pleads-not-guilty-in-meth-case.ece

www.pe.com/local-news/san-bernardino-county/san-bernardino-county-headlines-index/20120821-san-bernardino-breaking-bad-professor-preliminary-hearing-dates-set.ece

http://www.sbsun.com/general-news/20130812/three-defendants-remain-in-cal-state-professors-alleged-drug-case

They've repeatedly shown that Walter Jr is mean to be pretty smart for his age - doing well at school, building that Help Walter White website etc.

hard to gauge since the actor ages in real time and Walt Jr. is just over a year older than he was at the start of the series

and his character has basically no part in the narrative of the show nor any storylines whatsoever.

(Gomie's wearing a wire; will bust those still standing at just the right time. Will know it when he sees it.)

What is the Gomie's full name? If I was a Hispanic dea agent getting called Gomie by some lardass grandstander all the time, I'd pop him in the mouth...

Steven Gomez

uh have you watched the earlier episodes where hank basically calls him a wetback

Yeah come to think of it I have heard Hank call him that...rewatching from the start w/ my wife. I kinda hate Hank and want to see him fall on his tookus bad at this point.

Walt Jr. just seems like such a wimp. When he's not eating breakfast, he's constantly crying and whimpering. He should learn to chill like his sister.

the writers put Hank through a lot of humiliating/humanizing shit, which sort of obscures his racist/fascist alpha male tendencies.

Hey, he was just messing around with Gomie. They're bros.

But yeah, seriously, they knocked this insufferable back-slapping jackass clown down several pegs to get him where he is now.

schraderbrau

Schraderfreude

otm

fwiw just as an aside irl cops are commonly v callous re the safety of their informants, there was a good piece in the new yorker a while ago abt how so many people get murdered injured and otherwise abused in the service of locking their associates up

do you have a link to this please?

sry dateline, but:
http://insidedateline.nbcnews.com/_news/2009/06/19/4374379-making-informants-safety-a-priority-a-dateline-update?lite

here's the newyorker article, its horrifying http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2012/09/03/120903fa_fact_stillman?currentPage=all

thanks!

Walter Jr.--Flynn--is the only person Walt can talk to, and with, in his treasured pre- and "post"-Heisenberg mode. Dad is gets refreshed and reassured by moments with his one relatively appreciative audience member, although Flynn's long been aware of and increasingly frustrated by some levels of bullshit.

Yeah that nyorker piece is damning

Flynn hobbling off his crutch Keyzer Soze style is the most horrible fratty movie fan service idea but I just lolled at it

Schraderfreude

― carl agatha,

nice

I actually think it's good that Junior has had minimal involvement in any of the plotlines, like his entire function is to keep everyone else grounded at least nominally in the everyday. He basically exists for the inevitable moment when he gets his heart broken.

Walt survives Hank, Jesse, Nazis and cancer and passes the loot on to Flynn... Final shot is a slow tracking shot up the driveway and into the White House revealing that Flynn has blown the fortune on muscle cars and bacon and eggs. Walt at the table, tries feebly to smile as Jr shows him his latest purchases of polo shirts from The Gap. Fade to black, as "You Can't Always Get What You Want" plays over credit roll.

Walt could use all his money to make a new nobel-style prize, and award it to himself and not any of his old colleagues.

And for the third year in a row ... me!

just skimmed through this thread but a few points:

I don't understand what everyone thinks Jesse is going to tell Skylar. I mean she doesn't know every detail but she knows enough to know walt is a murderer. Jesse at the very least knows Skylar is well aware and at least somewhat compliant with the meth biz as shown in the scene where jesse and walt drop off meth gear to the carwash with skylar letting them in.

it would be v. interesting to see what the phone call to todd was about if not about killing jesse (which i still think it is because the child poisoner getting the child killer to kill the guy who will overlook anything except child killing seems pretty classically breaking bad in its logic).

then again maybe walt has worked out this is hanks doing after all. how hard would it be pinpoint the whereabouts of a cellphone given to him by Saul.

and holy crap is this the first smartphone weve seen on this show?

could swear we've seen iPhones earlier

Obv BB started before smartphone saturation happened, and is set over 2 years rather than five years, so we're still only in 2010 at the latest if it was set at the time it started.

Also suspect criminals probably avoid smartphones like the plague because of the amount of data networks pull off them; gotta be way more traceable and incriminating than regular cellphones.

makes sense; disposable burners still do what they need to

Jesse's been listening to brostep for months now.

Well yeah it makes sense. So why would Saul give Jesse a very traceable iPhone to "disappear" with?

for narrative comfort

xposts, thanks s.clover!

i am behind a couple episodes

this is a dope tv show for sure though

it always kinda seemed like walt jr. was originally supposed to be around 10 years old, but then RJ Mitte was cast and they never re-conceived the character completely.

"Jesus, Saul. Jesse did that to you?"

"Yeah. But you gotta understand, deep down he loves me."

show will end with Walt Jr losing his virginity. his girlfriend then curls up to him and says "hey there, how would you like to kick this night into high gear"...and pulls out a teenth of blue meth.

Walt Jr sweats, saying his dad would kill him, and asks where she got it. She says "from a low-level dealer...but the stuff itself was made by a mastermind, known only as Heisenberg". Later that night, the White family goes to dinner and Walt accidentally puts the reservation under Heisenberg and Walt Jr suddenly knows the horrifying truth....

Fade to the final credits roll of the series, set to "the statue got me high"