why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

I just want to take a moment itt to mention how much I hate "Thug Kitchen"

― crüt, Monday, September 2, 2013 4:12 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ME TOO. I can't quite articulate why, but I do. I mean, it's judgmental foodie nonsense, but there's something extra there to hate as well.

that walmart thing i posted came from a facebook page called Union Thugs. thugs are in i guess.

"No we don't have common ground...aside from what's in the coffee"

*all the workers die from touching two electrical appliances at the same time*

The Condescension Gif Meme movement is the nadir of the 10s

its a debbie downer world.

enjoying that cup of coffee?

4033838772 trees were killed to make the cup.

doesn't taste so good anymore, does it?

that kinda thing.

"Oh your phone can order pad thai delivery, and play an endless variety of Jewel games?
I eat steak, I read Dean Koontz, and I use my phone to CALL people".

"Kids don't go OUTSIDE any more"

that cronut you're eating? 46363 Central American sugar cane workers died last year to make it that sweet. now its not so sweet, is it? well, is it? wait, what do you mean it IS!? hmmm, it does look awfully tasty...

that air you're breathing? 62 million people who breathed that air died last year. not so fresh anymore, is it?

You have to admit it's pretty cool that all products mass-produced in China involve no labor at all and are built by nanorobot swarms.

That's not a cool way to refer to Chinese people dude

"i always think its a bad idea in any store to have any kind of negative signage"

Worst example I've seen was a fast food joint right next to a McDonalds restaurant. They'd chosen to hang a parody sign behind the counter that said "McShit." Great idea to make your customers think about shit as they're deciding what to order.
Didn't help that the place was absolutely filthy.

There's a grocery store down the street from me (across the street from Je55e) that is pretty notorious for that kind of thing. I really hate that. It makes me not want to patronize that business at all because why do I want to give my money to some hostile, childish jerk?

oh, marketplace?

Oh yeah.

we are NOT this and we do NOT do this. really bugs me. just do what you do, dude.

The gym I used to go to was run by an unstable guy who would post signs and copies of correspondence relating to his feud with the bar next door. What good did he hope would come of putting up a sign accusing them of letting raw sewage leak into the showers?

More akin to the NO WIFI HERE sign, he taped a rude, long-winded notice on the window saying that their internet cafe was for CH337AH GYM MEMBERS ONLY.

Yes! I was going to mention that gym, too.

worst sign I ever saw on a business was "STUFF THAT IN YOUR TOWEL, TALIBAN" from some auto parts store post 9/11.

I WANT SOME FREEDOM SPARK PLUGS

My boss went out of town and I got to live the high life, using his card to park in the parking deck across the street instead of parking underneath the freeway overpass half a mile away.

But the deck management has this typewritten sign (TYPEWRITTEN, I said) taped to one of the booth windows handing down THE LAW to the no-good valets who work the Downtown Marriott a block over. NO LOUD MUSIC. NO SQUEALING TIRES. NO SPEEDING DOWN THE RAMPS.

It made me (a.) hesitate ever staying at the Marriott and letting valet service park my car and (b.) ever parking in this deck under my own monetary volition should I ever endanger myself to a fleet of servicemen who squeal tires and speed down the ramps.

they don't do that, as the sign commands them against it

http://sphotos-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1256494_584156691644523_1245406312_n.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/TheA3.png

omg so tempted to post that as a response. that or

http://i.imgur.com/j74SykU.gif

http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/gob-makes-money.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1175529_616929271673205_2022998966_n.jpg

idgi

ha, nice playing along, neil.

the others

is this a 'Lost' thing or

https://www.facebook.com/Officialmenardsmemes

wtf is menards

It's ... a discount store, right?

Hardware store.

No results found for "menarche memes".

Thank god.

menards is like a long-running, decidedly less glamorous version of Lowes or Home Depot

save big money, big big money, when you shop menards.

With a painfully catchy jingle at :26 here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl-_AaIedZQ

xp Clouds knows.

More shirts. This time, it looks like it originated as a facebook meme, was turned into a shirt, then photographed and re-memed

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1231208_382178548574532_442031021_n.jpg

lol at you fellow midwesterners

I wish I could find the full version of the Menard's jingle. It's right up there with the Ideal jingle (If you've got a passion for fashion/if you've got a craving for savings/take the wheel of your automobile and swing on down to... IDEAL) for insane catchiness.

will rep for aly & aj's rush, a fair amount of ashlee and lilo as 'stands the test of time'. m2m is woefully unremembered.

whoops, totally wrong thread

Menards was on the receiving end of one of my favorite MST3K gags during the opening credits for The Giant Spider Invasion.

lol at you fellow midwesterners

― space is deep (mh), Tuesday, September 3, 2013 11:29 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, after seeing who's responded to this, especially clouds, I'm like "oh yeah, so that's where I heard of this place."

"Menards" must always be said loudly in the manner of the man from the commercials. Also I was really shocked a couple years ago to hear that John Menard Jr. is worth seven billion dollars - I had no idea his empire was so vast. I was also sad that he wasn't the white haired yelling man from the commercial.

I was going to pipe up with 'no I think Mendard's a disease' but then I remembered I was thinking about Meniere's

:/

I thought he was too!! Sadly, he passed long ago :(

Still they're much better than the Fleet Farm ads

A friend in the know told me very disturbing dirt on J0hn M3n@rd, which is corroborated by the news and court filings. He's fucking nuts and vicious. And horny, apparently.