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Don't get it...?

I feel twitterers around me (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 February 2009 04:28 (seventeen years ago)

Character from the late night US Conan O'Brien program.

Dan Lacey, Sunday, 22 February 2009 06:07 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.faithmouse.com/the_final_battle_censored.jpg

Click to view uncensored version (NSFW)

Dan Lacey, Monday, 23 February 2009 21:20 (seventeen years ago)

Truly a picture worthy of a dream.

----> (libcrypt), Monday, 23 February 2009 21:41 (seventeen years ago)

guernico_O

Throwing Puffy under the gay bus, whatever that means (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 February 2009 21:49 (seventeen years ago)

Bobby Jindal Volcano painting NSFW

Obama: The Raging Sea-
http://www.faithmouse.com/raging_sea_obama.jpg

Socks the Cat memorial portrait-
http://www.faithmouse.com/socks_the_cat.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/padre_pio_light.jpg

Dan Lacey, Sunday, 1 March 2009 06:59 (seventeen years ago)

Hmm, not bad.

The logo nipples are a bit much, and I get the idea our President ain't the type to wear briefs, but I dig the Socks and Fidel portraits. I only wish Volcano Jindal had some sort of monitoring device on him.

kingfish, Sunday, 1 March 2009 09:44 (seventeen years ago)

that's Pio of Pietrelcina

s1ocki kong country (cankles), Sunday, 1 March 2009 12:21 (seventeen years ago)

Anyone with a beard is Fidel to Kingfish.

Dan Lacey, Sunday, 1 March 2009 16:24 (seventeen years ago)

its true

kingfish, Sunday, 1 March 2009 16:29 (seventeen years ago)

Michelle Obama, La Pancake Baker

NSFW

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 5 March 2009 21:59 (seventeen years ago)

whoa

We are all from Northampton now (caek), Friday, 6 March 2009 12:27 (seventeen years ago)

lol at pink dolphin ref.

i got 51 sbs on my profile (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 March 2009 14:23 (seventeen years ago)

Gawker contest-
Bring Your Crazy Pancake Painting Idea to Life!

Dan Lacey, Friday, 6 March 2009 21:46 (seventeen years ago)

I want the Socks painting.

Event Horizon (Nicole), Friday, 6 March 2009 21:48 (seventeen years ago)

Socks has been sold, but I would be happy to paint another.

Self-portrait, with pancake NSFW

Dan Lacey, Sunday, 8 March 2009 04:54 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.faithmouse.com/rush_the_hut.jpg

Obama Emanuel Unicorn NSFW

Brand New Day, original art NSFW

The last one is the original art for a cartoon I started a few months ago.

Dan Lacey, Saturday, 28 March 2009 17:27 (seventeen years ago)

Where The Wild Obama Are NSFW

Dan Lacey, Sunday, 29 March 2009 07:07 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.myspace.com/myfimalpas

Lyrics, with (notes) by Myfi

TAINT

Why don't we liaise
My nets will part
Revealing a window that's only for you

Why can't we relax
Don't mind the mess dear
I toyed with Obama for something to do (Toyed...sex toy... a terrible joke!)

Even my redeemer is resting (Redeemer = Obama)
I carry
The weight of the world (Reference to Taint cartoon where she carries a limp Obama over her shoulder)

Expectations, frustrations
No conference, no glory
Just dark rooms and juices
Resentment and stories

Seems their armies will march for the mice (Soldiers = penises)
It's time to raise my price (Ref to 'Catholic Harlot' cartoon)

Why don't you confess
I hear repentance
Arouses, asphyxiation for the soul

Why do I digress
My work's not over
Til green faces smile from beneath soiled springs

Surely what's left hear is mine (foetuses)
To dispose of as I like
True no treaty abides
For that little sacrifice (Disposal of aborted foetuses)
But you know battlegrounds
Lie wherever killing's found (I'm a feminist :P )

Dan Lacey, Friday, 3 April 2009 22:08 (seventeen years ago)

Scissors and eyeballs is an homage?

If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 11 April 2009 13:04 (seventeen years ago)

It is a warning. A warning not to run with scissors.

Dan Lacey, Saturday, 11 April 2009 17:06 (seventeen years ago)

Heeded.

If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 11 April 2009 17:13 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

your client list must be a thing to behold dan.

Long, helmet-defying hair (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 May 2009 03:14 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

Belated congrats to Dan appearing on the front page of the motherfucking new york times on Sunday!
http://www.faithmouse.com/new_york_times_dan_lacey.jpg
Interviewed, even: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/31/arts/design/31pain.html?_r=1

Feugh! (since somebody always asks: rhymes with "Peugh!") (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 02:56 (seventeen years ago)

I saw that - congrats!

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 03:43 (seventeen years ago)

Hey, thanks. They specifically asked for Obama unicorn print files for the article, but didn't use any of them. A big Obama Nude On A Unicorn painting on the front cover of the Times would have sold more paper.

http://www.faithmouse.com/abu_ghraib_obama.jpg

CBS News Sunday morning used one of my recent Susan Boyle paintings in a Mo Rocca segment. Once I transfer it from VHS to disc I'll post it online.

http://www.faithmouse.com/susan_boyle_cat_duet.jpg

I'm famous now, so you all owe me five dollars for merely looking at this thread. But, because you are my friends, I will only ask half-price for additional looks. You can pay me via Paypal.

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 04:00 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Dan, can we get a portrait of this guy?

http://www.courierpress.com/news/2009/jun/18/man-arrested-dealing-cocaine-mid-haircut/?partner=yahoo_headlines

http://media.courierpress.com/media/img/photos/2009/06/18/bailey_t607.JPG

(pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 June 2009 16:34 (sixteen years ago)

It looks like he purposefully did that to his hair so you could snort lines of coke directly off of the top of his head.

http://www.faithmouse.com/perez_hilton_black_eyed_peas.jpg

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 04:45 (sixteen years ago)

Faithmouse appears in print starting on Monday in a paper in the UK-

http://thechristiantimes.org

http://www.faithmouse.com/tct_christania.jpg

The first cartoon is a line drawing, but most of them will be full paintings.

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 19:03 (sixteen years ago)

Are you gonna have to tone it down?

nickn, Thursday, 25 June 2009 02:42 (sixteen years ago)

congrats dan!

Mindless Thugs Mixtape Volume One (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 June 2009 02:55 (sixteen years ago)

this guy's terrible. do people actually like him or is it some kind of ironic wesley willis shit?

my asian girlfriend (bug), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:26 (sixteen years ago)

i actually like him

Mindless Thugs Mixtape Volume One (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:30 (sixteen years ago)

ok

my asian girlfriend (bug), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:30 (sixteen years ago)

I like outsider art, and while Dan isn't really an outsider artist, his stuff has the flavor of that stuff. Plus, he's demented in a very original and fun way.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:57 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.faithmouse.com/american_idol_obama_unicorn.jpg

A painting of Jesus and Michael Jackson, still in progress-

http://www.faithmouse.com/mj_not_alone_inpro2.jpg

Dan Lacey, Sunday, 28 June 2009 06:12 (sixteen years ago)

when will we see an MJ tribute

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Sunday, 28 June 2009 15:05 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

Comedy Central

They commissioned a painting for this Thursday's Tosh.0.

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 05:50 (sixteen years ago)

Dan are you gonna be on? Should I Tivo?

im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 05:57 (sixteen years ago)

I won't be on, but they'll be showing about four paintings in a segment.

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 06:08 (sixteen years ago)

just saw this! sweet

Kerm, Friday, 31 July 2009 02:13 (sixteen years ago)

They were very nice.

Tosh.0

Dan Lacey, Friday, 31 July 2009 02:22 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://faithmouse.blogspot.com/2009/10/nobel-prize-obama-unicorn-art.html

StanM, Saturday, 10 October 2009 07:42 (sixteen years ago)

I was just introduced to http://www.mysterygoogle.com/ , which gives you the search results of the person who used it before you rather than what you actually typed in, and the person previous had been looking for Dan's unicorn paintings. This cheered me

Vladislav Delap (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 12:40 (sixteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://www.faithmouse.com/pat_robertson_voodoo_pancakes.jpg

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 00:15 (sixteen years ago)

was wondering what you were up to; that one's great!

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 00:19 (sixteen years ago)

Thanks, I sort of like it as well.

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 00:20 (sixteen years ago)


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