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I got malicious prosecution - defending a successful summary judgment motion of. What's yours?

burt_stanton, Sunday, 22 February 2009 03:57 (seventeen years ago)

Sometimes it's like we're the same person. Sometimes it's like everyone in law school is the same person.

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Sunday, 22 February 2009 03:58 (seventeen years ago)

Mine is appellee counsel for school that won summary judgment motion on first amendment claim by a student suspended for wearing a medical marijuana shirt

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Sunday, 22 February 2009 03:59 (seventeen years ago)

It's a very well-designed post-Bong-Hits-4-Jesus mindfuck.

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Sunday, 22 February 2009 03:59 (seventeen years ago)

Always with the summary judgment motions. Do they get these from the same book?

burt_stanton, Sunday, 22 February 2009 04:00 (seventeen years ago)

I think someone at my school writes them, but I could be wrong.

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Sunday, 22 February 2009 04:01 (seventeen years ago)

It might be more plausible that they're from a book.

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Sunday, 22 February 2009 04:01 (seventeen years ago)

yeah i really really hate writing classes because i can't get into the hypothetical shit. like i don't really care what happens to my fictional client at all. i do way better at work. legal writing/app ad i found to be the most pointless and life-sucking things.

я рилли (harbl), Sunday, 22 February 2009 04:02 (seventeen years ago)

They bookmakers are probably only up to summary judgment motions. Maybe next year's students get to do judgment as a matter of law. though I guess they're both basically the same thing, but with a ton of extra steps.

burt_stanton, Sunday, 22 February 2009 04:03 (seventeen years ago)

same here, harble. Doing like, Unemployment Action Center is fun and engaging. These fake scenarios is really hard to inspire hard work and motivation.

burt_stanton, Sunday, 22 February 2009 04:03 (seventeen years ago)

Our scenario feels slightly implausible anyway -- it's too constructed and there's too much purposefully left out of the record.

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Sunday, 22 February 2009 04:16 (seventeen years ago)

Instead of inventing this bullshit down-the-middle could-go-either-way scenario for our first brief, they should have us do something a little more settled, I think. It would be more useful. I have very little caselaw that supports me and I'm going largely on gut and policy.

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Sunday, 22 February 2009 04:17 (seventeen years ago)

Law madness is kind of great at the same time. I wrote a long e-mail to Eugene Volokh about Alito's concurring opinion in Morse v. Frederick!

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Sunday, 22 February 2009 06:19 (seventeen years ago)

"Sometimes it's like we're the same person. Sometimes it's like everyone in law school is the same person."

...and with every passing year, my violent hatred for you dudes more and more resembles pity.

Three Word Username, Sunday, 22 February 2009 08:36 (seventeen years ago)

I hate this appellate brief crap. That is all.

burt_stanton, Monday, 23 February 2009 00:13 (seventeen years ago)

I'm in the home stretch

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 February 2009 01:29 (seventeen years ago)

Well, partner and I got an A on our appellate brief, so at least I'm not a total slacker/dumbass. No luck on getting any internships for the summer yet. :{

burt_stanton, Sunday, 1 March 2009 23:27 (seventeen years ago)

Spring break. How quaint.

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Friday, 6 March 2009 21:22 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Anyone have any thoughts on the current legal job market, prospects for 2009 OCI, etc.? There's a lot of gloom and doom on the law school boards but sometimes the people there tend to exaggerate.

Comprehensive Nuclear Suggest-Ban Treaty (Hurting 2), Saturday, 28 March 2009 14:55 (seventeen years ago)

i'm sure many firms will still do OCI to nab some summer associates probably

cutty, Saturday, 28 March 2009 14:59 (seventeen years ago)

it's hard to predict as it hinges on the economy and God knows where that will be come September, but my guess is that BigLaw will still show up although they won't nab as many potential summer associates as in the recent past and will be even more snooty selective than they normally are.

if you have any pre-law school experience with bankruptcy you may have a chance.

LOLBJ (Eisbaer), Saturday, 28 March 2009 16:05 (seventeen years ago)

Sadly no. I have the grades for OCI easily, but some are speculating that certain firms may skip schools like mine this year and focus on top schools. That's just rumor, of course.

Comprehensive Nuclear Suggest-Ban Treaty (Hurting 2), Saturday, 28 March 2009 16:34 (seventeen years ago)

four weeks pass...

Man, I'm sitting around waiting to find out if I made the final cut for Moot Court. Some people have already heard. Even the possibility of not making it is making me realize that most of the "happiness" in law school comes from winning stuff, and that's a pretty empty kind of happiness.

btw, what ever happened to Burt Stanton?

eggy mule (Hurting 2), Monday, 27 April 2009 02:51 (seventeen years ago)

he was suggest banned without notice or a hearing

barfy (harbl), Monday, 27 April 2009 03:03 (seventeen years ago)

tbh if you don't make it you can just feel relieved that's like hundreds less hours you can spend doing school stuff for the next two years

barfy (harbl), Monday, 27 April 2009 03:05 (seventeen years ago)

barfy harbl

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 27 April 2009 03:07 (seventeen years ago)

i like to barf and i am crazy

barfy (harbl), Monday, 27 April 2009 03:07 (seventeen years ago)

i like to harbl and i am barfy

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 27 April 2009 03:10 (seventeen years ago)

i didn't do moot court. we had to do a competition second semester of 2L to get on a team and i didn't feel like it. i do not regret it.

barfy (harbl), Monday, 27 April 2009 03:17 (seventeen years ago)

I kind of want to do it -- I enjoy appellate argument more than most things in law school. Mostly I just want the right stuff on my resume so I can do...???

eggy mule (Hurting 2), Monday, 27 April 2009 03:32 (seventeen years ago)

Moot court and journal work help, but GPA is the most important thing. You're doing well in that regard, right?

I've not seen burt around at all lately.

Two Will Get You Three (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 23:43 (seventeen years ago)

So in the case of another round of good grades, transfer or stay on the full-ride? I'm a bit debt-phobic and I REALLY don't want to move again (I live in student housing), not to mention have to start gathering materials and recs during finals. I also fear change. But some think the opportuinites are better for the average NYU student than they are for the top at my school. No idea whether this economy makes that more or less true (or neither?).

eggy mule (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 16:01 (seventeen years ago)

i don't know if my opinion is less useful or something because i'm pretty anti-fancy schools but i would stay. the benefits seem pretty marginal. if you're at the top of your class at bls the same jobs are open to you, and not having any debt is a huge huge thing.

not to mention you could also lose stuff you've built up like if they also choose moot court in the first year you'd have to re-apply and might not get on, and law review too, and you'd have no reputation with your new professors you'll want recommendations from for 2L summer jobs.

erudite e-scholar (harbl), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 16:10 (seventeen years ago)

it really frustrates me that they've convinced people that the advantage you get from going to a place like nyu is worth the extra tens of thousands of dollars. i know a bunch of people from my midwest state school going to big fancy firms in nyc (though their start dates are all deferred now) and they've saved themselves a boatload of money by not going to a "real law school" as burt_stanton liked to say. anyway my impression is if your record is good you really don't lose anything worth that much money by being at a lower ranked school as long as it's somewhere in the top 50.

erudite e-scholar (harbl), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 16:15 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, actually risk of deferral or no offer makes lack-of-debt seem all the more enticing, and it's not like I'm trying to become a federal circuit court justice or leading legal scholar.

eggy mule (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 22:09 (seventeen years ago)

No, you're perfectly set-up to become a completely neurotic BIGFIRM burnout case by the time you're 34.

Three Word Username, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 05:28 (seventeen years ago)

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eggy mule (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 05:33 (seventeen years ago)

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Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Saturday, 9 May 2009 16:01 (seventeen years ago)

submitted writing competition. Done with 1L. WOOT!

Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Monday, 18 May 2009 14:53 (seventeen years ago)

Congrats, dude. The work may get more intense in the second year, but you're over the worst hump in the game.

Damn, I HATED first year.

Two Will Get You Three (B.L.A.M.), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:16 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

If I revive this thread will the law dudes come out of the woodwork again?

I'm in the middle of transfer apps. No idea whether I'll really be better off, especially *in this economy*, but it can't hurt.

Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:17 (sixteen years ago)

Where are you applying to transfer to? I take it your second semester went well as well.

Two Will Get You Three (B.L.A.M.), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:19 (sixteen years ago)

Columbia, NYU, Penn. I had one weird low grade that I can't explain but still finished in the top 6%.

Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:22 (sixteen years ago)

Well done, sir. Congratulations. I think you will find that transferring will be a detaching experience, but if you should manage to get into any one of those three, your job prospects will be better. They each have national name recognition, for sure.

Two Will Get You Three (B.L.A.M.), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:29 (sixteen years ago)

And I mean that congratulations sincerely. I know a lot of folks who offer congrats on such things don't, but I do.

Two Will Get You Three (B.L.A.M.), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:29 (sixteen years ago)

Thanks. I also don't begrudge anyone their insincerity in such things. It's a shitty system that arbitrarily spits out a lot of people.

Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:44 (sixteen years ago)

nice work, man

cutty, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 22:59 (sixteen years ago)

Thanks. I'm freaking the fuck out about transferring tbh. My recommendation situation is a mess, and even if I get in I hate having to give up the comfy situation I have. I know I should, but not keen on it.

Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 02:55 (sixteen years ago)

you won't know anyone. you will have no bonds with the former 1Ls. they will all shun you, transfer guy.

cutty, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 12:54 (sixteen years ago)

;)

cutty, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 12:54 (sixteen years ago)


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