Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

that site would be 100 times more essential if the archive went back to like 2006 or something

how is this not in the top results

http://fashionista.com/uploads/2012/07/lindsay-lohan-ankle-bracelet-400x600.jpeg%3F

grr how is the bikini ankle bracelet pic, you know the one, not in the top results

Anyone else see the first Ep of the new series?

lol r u surm

i did yes -- biggest takeaway, her pers assistant is awesome and a saint

http://i.imgur.com/duAxgQ2.gif

pwn

4 episodes in and this "docu-series" is really depressing

ooh tell me more!

not a lot of content. They spent an entire episode on her trying to get the keys to her new apartment. Not sure what I expected though. It's fun to try to spot the locations. The paparazzi are funny.

It would probably do a lot better if it was on any other platform other than the cable channel.

Reality gif series

She just is, like, so fucking entitled and short-tempered, but talks about wanting to change, but shuts out ANYONE who challenges or pushes her in any way, like she is oblivious to the fact that change takes effort and is unpleasant and sometimes means doing something she doesn't want to do

Also talks constantly about all the "chaos" in her life but she totally perpetuates it, she constantly blames everyone else for everything and takes 0 responsibility, and she talks constantly about how angry it makes her when people "break their promises" but then cancels on an average of like 3 commitments per episode but always comes up with reasons for them that to her are completely valid

The way she talked to her assistant, Matt, made me think that she is a horrible person.

everyone in hollywood is a bastard to their assistant so this isnt unique behavior

haven't seen the new series but i always really want to make excuses for her.

the kind of media scrutiny she was subject to at an early age was really, really fucked up. there is an entire industry that caters to people who want her life to fall apart so they can have their own self-image validated or something. it's not clear to me what the appeal is of tmz, perez hilton, et al but it's hateful and sexist and a very new development and she's borne the brunt of it.

Shitty parents didn't help.

yeah, i don't know what people want from her. cute and talented as linz was, ultimately she had a rough ticket.

treesh perez hilton wishes he was a very new development

http://www.theguardian.com/stage/2014/oct/05/speed-the-plow-lindsay-lohan-review-playhouse-london-schiff-lindsay-posner

hot, ready and legal for 10 years.

The audience at Speed-the-Plow didn’t form the usual theatregoing suspects. A third were sexy twentysomethings

were they now?

yes they were - one third

Nigel Lindsay, the fine comic British actor, made a decent American fist of his co-producer,

this sounds difficult

Theater is a great move in reputation restoration. I hope she can stay steady.

Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, Legal and Increasingly Irrelevant!"

"Hot, Ready, and Off-Book!"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Pdq_TL57HQ

smack?

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(HQ)

i was hoping it was some kind of lilo candy crush game

Following in Madonna's footsteps. Would have liked to see the play, despite some distaste for Mamet.

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http://33.media.tumblr.com/361789d60e2ecd1ec7f850f6af397b11/tumblr_mynnm3bgHT1tn15mao2_500.gif

http://www.m.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/news/20141231/lindsay-lohan-chikungunya

http://pagesix.com/2015/08/27/lindsay-lohan-claims-she-was-drugged-at-pals-wedding/

She kept playing Brandy’s ‘The Boy Is Mine,’” said the source.

let's not overlook monica's contribution to 'the boy is mine' please, source

"Lindsay Lohan has been eighteen for just under a week when she tells me her breasts are real. I did not ask (gentlemen never do), though my reporting (discreet visual fact-checking, a goodbye hug) seems to confirm her statement."

It's sort of amazing that it's only 11 years ago someone could write this in a large-circulation magazine and not have the general reaction be "Ukkkh, god, what the hell is wrong with you"

What a gentleman.

holy shit that is gross

Aren't I right that Rolling Stone's editors would not let this through in 2015?

Aren't I also write that there are large swaths of people who see this fact as a chilling of their fundamental civil rights akin to McCarthyism?

(sorry, I got my Free Speech and Creepy Liberalism thread in your Lindsey Lohan thread.)

feel like i don't hear about lindsay lohan much anymore