why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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i am all for enjoying your food and eating what you like but bad attitude towards fruit and salads and vegetables ought to be growed out of by what, 14?

the arpeggio as will and idea (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 August 2013 03:22 (twelve years ago)

Adults who still act like toddlers when it comes to broccoli or spinach are the worst. Broccoli is fucking delicious (except for raw) and you get to laugh at the fart smell that accompanies steaming it.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 25 August 2013 03:34 (twelve years ago)

blame diet industry/"cathy" for turning eating into a moral conflict

fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Sunday, 25 August 2013 03:42 (twelve years ago)

broccoli tastes like ass, and I WILL ACT LIKE A GODDAMN TODDLER ABOUT IT IF i WANT TO

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 August 2013 04:45 (twelve years ago)

From the tone of that letter, you'd think Obama stole fizzy lifting drinks or something

touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 25 August 2013 05:05 (twelve years ago)

you could just act like you're from aus and not estella, same diff

mh, Sunday, 25 August 2013 05:38 (twelve years ago)

https://sphotos-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/993980_434187923360897_2043380744_n.jpg

how's life, Sunday, 25 August 2013 12:27 (twelve years ago)

that doesn't seem like a bad point. pesticides and GMOs are bad.

Treeship, Sunday, 25 August 2013 12:36 (twelve years ago)

what, all of them?

the arpeggio as will and idea (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 August 2013 12:44 (twelve years ago)

the whole Monsanto-gate thing is definitely key go-to evidence that us liberals have our crazies too

Neanderthal, Sunday, 25 August 2013 13:34 (twelve years ago)

The dose makes the poison.

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Sunday, 25 August 2013 14:23 (twelve years ago)

lol what is that guy even riding, it's tiny

mh, Sunday, 25 August 2013 15:36 (twelve years ago)

vegetable oil = salad
wine, Bud Light, and Everclear = salad
paper = salad

potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Sunday, 25 August 2013 15:48 (twelve years ago)

if that's what kind of farm equipment monsanto uses, it's going to take years to cover 200 acres, so I wouldn't worry about it.

pplains, Sunday, 25 August 2013 16:06 (twelve years ago)

two ppl have posted this on my timeline today

https://sphotos-a-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1185354_234873646667472_1768923521_n.jpg

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 August 2013 22:39 (twelve years ago)

strange kisses
deep adventures
rambling swims
midnight conversations

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 August 2013 22:41 (twelve years ago)

For some reason that one pisses me off. Fuck your deep kisses etc.

Øystein, Sunday, 25 August 2013 23:08 (twelve years ago)

life is too short for rambling conversations

pplains, Sunday, 25 August 2013 23:46 (twelve years ago)

get to the fking point imo

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 August 2013 23:53 (twelve years ago)

well there's rambling like discursive and erudite where one line of convo leads to another and you're exploring the world and thinking about this great mystery called lyfe and then there's rambling like stfu you're off your tits and been talking in circles about the Buildabearg Group for the last 2 hours

the arpeggio as will and idea (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 August 2013 23:56 (twelve years ago)

idk which is worse, the frequent "quote-GIF" shares, or the "completely obvious, cheeseball amateur life-affirming 'message' GIF' shares.

Neanderthal, Monday, 26 August 2013 00:09 (twelve years ago)

"LIFE IS FOR GOOD THINGS HAPPENING
AND TRYING TO MAKE BAD STUFF NOT HAPPEN"

Neanderthal, Monday, 26 August 2013 00:09 (twelve years ago)

guys i dont wish to alarm you but http://techcrunch.com/2013/08/23/facebook-feed-changes

lag∞n, Monday, 26 August 2013 00:10 (twelve years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7w1w9XBIk1r08q9io1_500.gif

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 26 August 2013 00:11 (twelve years ago)

i want a button that not only deletes friends from your list, but also eggs their houses

Neanderthal, Monday, 26 August 2013 00:12 (twelve years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1146585_580042672036955_439777405_n.jpg
this one's so incoherent that i'm not entirely convinced it's not a troll

chilli, Monday, 26 August 2013 02:11 (twelve years ago)

also an itunes card would be cool thx

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 26 August 2013 02:39 (twelve years ago)

shut up im still talking

lag∞n, Monday, 26 August 2013 02:42 (twelve years ago)

;_;

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 26 August 2013 03:01 (twelve years ago)

I am a true friend I drive slow on the driveway

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 26 August 2013 03:01 (twelve years ago)

also wapner

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 26 August 2013 03:01 (twelve years ago)

http://dentalsupportspecialties.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/tumblr_lih1ua9oen1qee43f.jpg

lol @ "Bill McKenna, Anonymous and in a Nissan Ad"

Rummmpatitum, Rummmpatitum Traboo, Traboo, Traboo (onimo), Monday, 26 August 2013 10:15 (twelve years ago)

the people who put that moronic quote on their facebook obviously haven't fucked up their body enough yet, ffs.

arctic mindbath (President of the People's Republic of Antarctica), Monday, 26 August 2013 10:31 (twelve years ago)

loudly proclaiming: ow... my fucking knee!

lag∞n, Monday, 26 August 2013 12:16 (twelve years ago)

I want to put that quote over a collage of Matt Hoffman's x-ray films.

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 26 August 2013 12:18 (twelve years ago)

I thought that was a Hunter S Thompson quote.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 26 August 2013 15:40 (twelve years ago)

"Anonymous and in a Nissan ad" is hilarious

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 26 August 2013 17:47 (twelve years ago)

Hahaha every time ''shut up i'm still talking'' makes this thread, it's a good one.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 26 August 2013 22:10 (twelve years ago)

i had a genuine shutupimstilltalking pop up in my feed one day, damn near accidentally liked the thing

balls, Monday, 26 August 2013 22:14 (twelve years ago)

https://sphotos-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/q71/1231508_269158483209194_2071701112_n.jpg

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 15:32 (twelve years ago)

lock thread

lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 15:36 (twelve years ago)

if the joker's having trouble getting his head around it, what hope do we have

Spectrum, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 15:38 (twelve years ago)

what if we send miley cyrus to syria and then bomb the shit out of it?

ALIGNMENT

SYNERGY

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 15:59 (twelve years ago)

no one BATS an eye do you see

your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 16:01 (twelve years ago)

https://sphotos-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/998642_683252801703593_1878126521_n.jpg

fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 00:02 (twelve years ago)

betty white

fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 00:02 (twelve years ago)

There's definitely something to be said about manufactured/nothing-actually-surprising-about-this-at-all outrage over the Miley Cyrus performance. Outrage - disapproval - whatever, there's a lot of it going round and it's bizarre.

Like whoever posted that jamie foxx old woman snark jpeg to facebook presumably thinks there's a state of being called 'a stripper pole' and that MC, by doing an entirely standard dance routine entirely in keeping with what you'd expect from the MVA, has somehow ended up there, more so than anyone else

cardamon, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 01:10 (twelve years ago)

I don't remember that so fucked if I owe anyone an apology.

'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 09:20 (twelve years ago)

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151175254591894&set=a.283071796893.180582.500351893&type=1&ref=nf

xp to too much time on ilx fyi

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Thursday, 29 August 2013 05:08 (twelve years ago)


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