itt blogs instruct you how to be a man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGFZq4od-VQ

http://muckrack.com/max_read/statuses/171724946593157121

also, this is illuminating:
http://www.theawl.com/2013/07/rich-kids-of-the-internet-inside-the-astounding-troll-hole-that-is-elite-daily

already linked several posts up, bruv

oh, sorry. missed it.

I forgive u, forks.

Who plays DirectX12?

they're on 11 now, right?

elite daily just reads like 5th grade boys telling 4th grade boys what sex is

and... cut! that's a wrap.

they're on 11 now, right?

they listed it like it was a game

I'm just like, have fun manipulating an API with yr gamepad

Wait, looking back and cupping the balls makes you wifey material? That seems like something only sluts would know about.

hey NYC ppl

http://www.fallclassicnyc.com/

can one of u please go to this and liveblog what is destined to be an immensely greasy menswear circlejerk

buncha menswear bloggers playing basketball, sounds like a super exciting and worthwhile event

yeah man i didn't even know how to react to that

if it's not gonna be super great ball then what's the point? are they going to be dressed up for it? how? like, in the same bowtie filter swag? or in 70s era throwback gym shorts or what? why am i thinking about this?

yeah idk either but i'm sure my tumblr dash is gonna be choked with photos of it

man, can't wait to see a bunch of my favorite bloggers play some ball

my barber in honolulu got me hooked on this pomade that has a kind of hokey menswear aesthetic but it is functionally better than anything else i've used on my hair and so i keep buying it

after relocating to chicago, i discovered it was kind of hard to find.

here are the websites to two of the menswear boutiques that carry it:

http://haberdashmen.com/edc/ (EDC!!)
http://iomamerica.com/ (they have lettering on the window that says COURAGE AND STYLE)

EDC dudes are the weirdest. Who needs multiple knives and flashlights for getting to and from the office?

gr80 you need to visit these places for me and review them

i need some pomade, what pomade is it

I went to the EDC place and it was hilarious and the sales guy was over eager to please and yet didn't really know anything

he was every bit the modern gentleman though, from his thoughtful outfit to his firm handshake

the other place i just looked through the window of while they were closed one day. i decided i could never set foot in a place that had COURAGE AND STYLE on the exterior of their establishment. it's funny too because its right next door to an actual legit antique store full of perfectly good artisanal masculine americana.

xpost i use this stuff and its fantastic: http://www.baxterofcalifornia.com/pomade-clay

dying @ COURAGE AND STYLE

hold on the store is called "isle of man" gtfo omg

Wait, looking back and cupping the balls makes you wifey material? That seems like something only sluts would know about

nurturing behavior innit

i had a haberdash shopping bag w/me the night i met gr80 in chicago!

i hate small stores and especially fancy ones cause social anxiety but the haberdash sales dude was super nice, helped me pick out some jeans, it was all good.

i live a block away from isle of man, i go in twice a year and look around and never buy anything

when I see a dude in a tasteful plaid shirt, some raw dark denim, & red wing boots, i think to myself "that looks like a man of courage."

otoh i look like garbage so
xpost

I have forever bad 90s memories of plaids and don't really wear them, ever. I will never man.

hold on the store is called "isle of man" gtfo omg

Can't believe they passed up "Aisle of Man".

Also gtfo omg, obviously.

just fold this thread into a whole new sub-board called I Love Men

bro island

gr80 you can get yr stuff on Amazon now, never need to go to a menswear blog store again.

Yeah, I have bought Baxter stuff on amazon before, no lie. I think their official website is just an amazon web store now.

i like walking in to an artisanal boutique in my community when I purchased handcrafted styling products

Buying an experience

actually it's more like i don't realize i need to re-up till its too late

new sub-board called I Love Men

ummmm yes please

OVERRULED

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lunswf7Tju1qbycn1o1_400.gif

love you men

http://uk.askmen.com/top_10/dating_top_ten_100/133_dating_list_a.html

straddling the border between quality lols and quality AAAAAH MAKE IT STOP.

"Did you know that talking about sex with a woman can be the first step to actually having it?"

quality content.

"Vacuuming? What, are you ovulating or something?" She'll be stunned that you know this, and she'll wonder what else you know about female sexuality.

this guy does this as a career it seems. Alpha Male Movie Scenes by David DeAngelo - Part 1

#2 would've been enough to tip me over into thinking the article was a joke if it wasn't on askmen and written by someone who's seemingly a real person.

this is a top quality find

"Looks like you're on the receiving end today. Do you always receive, or do you like to give at times, too?"

it's the way he tells 'em

we are all agreed that this is 'quality' I have now noticed

xp "Crack a slight smile, and she will know exactly what you're talking about." I'm not so sure, seems a bit subtle to me.

In the same way that someone commented that Tommy Wiseau seems to have learned English only by watching soaps, the writer of this seems to have only encountered women by reading about them on the internet.
just so bizarre

that 'ovulating' thing just gets better: "Vacuuming? What, are you ovulating or something?" She'll be stunned that you know this, and she'll wonder what else you know about female sexuality. Of course, if she doesn't know what you mean, fill her in. Women love it when you teach them something new, especially about themselves.