itt blogs instruct you how to be a man

lol xpost

i also like how the only safe sex is anal

at least those answers are matched up with those questions

/posts out of context

is this like thoughtcatalog for douches?

Elite Daily proclaims itself to be the voice of Generation-Y and never disappoints. As the premier online destination for aspiring men and women alike, Elite offers a forum of peer-to-peer interaction in an increasingly digitalized world. The site consistently delivers diverse content with a fresh, relevant voice that appeals to the divergent perspectives represented within our ADD generation.

Elite Daily is a medium for people tired of disingenuous content; we have sought to create a space where stimulating, applicable content can reach a like-minded audience. We approach our subject matter much as you do, striking the appropriate balance of inspiration, humor and awareness in a range of categories with special emphasis in world news, travel, sports, culture, entertainment and all things luxury. We explore these topics through a variety of media, including text, video, music and photography.

Elite Daily has fused a social community of viral content with unique, authentic voices, appealing to a widespread, international audience by providing a sounding board for this generation to express its innumerable, differing perspectives. With a wide readership and an equally large authorship, Elite is by Gen-Y, for Gen-Y.

we need a poll on this photo (not inlining b/c big)

http://elitedaily.com/wp-content/themes/highsociety/images/staff/group.jpg

there's a thread!

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=92697

ah, 77, sorry!

i kinda feel like the guy who wrote this pivotal and important post grew up into these guys

Your like 30 and your spending you're time complaining about video games on a forum full of other 30 yr olds and sprinkled with the occasional gay teen. Guess what I'm gonna be doing when I'm 30. Let's just say first I'll get up out of a 5000$ bed in my waterside mansion on the east coast of japan, awoken by the light of the rising sun that glorious island is nicknamed after. I'll gently lift myself out of bed so as not to stir my beautiful eastern european pale skin dark hair small boobs wife and go to my huge walk in closet. I'll come back out moments later wearing a really expensive italian suit. Strolling down the corridor I come into a room with glass cases full of the trophies of my achievements. I proudly look at all of them and then move into the next room, it's the room with a wall-sized HD display and walls upon walls of DVDs, mostly Anime but with a few Western classics throuwn in there. Jealous yet? Next I move into the kitchen and have my servant make me a breakfast, its usually pancakes with chocolate chips and whipped cream, but today... lets go healthy. Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. Now I'm strolling into the living room about to make for the door so I can go out and enjoy my day at Comiket, but in the corner there I see something. I walk over by the 5000 dollar gaming rig, its turned off for now but later tonight I'll be playing Prostitute Farm Online, max settings and DirectX12. I begin to turn and make for the door again but then i stop and look at the black monitor screen (no less than 40 inches, btw). I just laugh. And laugh and laugh. I'm laughing because the guy who was 30 when I was a 17 year old pathetic yix poster is still a yix poster, meanwhile, I'm living the literal dream. All because I shoot for the top. Deal with it, bitch. YCS.

Your like 30 and your spending you're time complaining about video games other websites on a forum full of other 30 yr olds and sprinkled with the occasional gay teen.

wait do we have gay teens here

i am a gay teen

http://https%3A//blogs.lt.vt.edu/film/files/2013/01/Spartacus.jpg

It is your sole responsibility to inspire, encourage and drive those around you to success.

the worldview of this website is terrifying to me.

*stock photo of a partially naked woman*

*picture stolen from a lookbook of a man in a suit; face cropped out*

Funny that the 'winner' forks cites got into his suit before taking a shower.

that bothered me too

are any of those elite dudes out of their 20s

Nothing can be more telling nor a worse indictment than, Jealous yet?

I walk over by the 5000 dollar gaming rig, its turned off for now but later tonight I'll be playing Prostitute Farm Online, max settings and DirectX12

it took me a while to realise what the end of this sentence meant, stripped of semantic content it had a great beauty to it.

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious.

Nothing can be more telling nor a worse indictment than, Jealous yet?

― Fais ce que voudra, occiderai de même (Michael White), Friday, August 23, 2013 6:47 PM (24 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no well also did i mention a giant fish tank

full of sharks who chomp u

haha thank you forks for bringing that classic back & i think you are otm about this parallel

Farming prostitutes seems kinda beta to me

my beautiful eastern european pale skin dark hair small boobs wife

ayesha siddiqi has a great post on fourpins a while back about the preponderance of male style bloggers posting up photos of waify girls wearing nothing but men's oxford shirts & somehow to me right now "small boobs wife" seems relevant to this -- just generally how women's bodies, real, depicted, or imagined, become part of how men encode ambition & success

anyway its fridat & i just smoked a j so take that into account fwiw :/

http://four-pins.com/style/waifs-and-wifeys/

Men who pride themselves on their sophistication keep swooning over body types that blur the line between childlike and child. There are, thankfully, exceptions to the ubiquity of pedowave on menwear blogs. Plenty would rather post well-dressed adults they view as equals. But for every Adrianne Ho, an unidentified gamin bounces from dashboard to dashboard. Between photos of handmade wallets and silk umbrellas, creepshots pass as stylishly demure.

a small boobs wife means u have taste, take note men

haha xp

waify and wifey sound alike, makes u think

the entire post is pretty booming imho, def made an impression of me

Well duh, a noticeable lack of flesh is classier, more restrained. Flesh on a woman is too overtly sexual (because women's bodies are always sexual), it doesn't indicate that you can look past the obvious to more rarefied preferences.

It's also very debatable whether there's even any room in the fashion/blog world for a non-thin woman to be considered "well-dressed" in the first place.

The triumph of the rational mind in all things, gentlemen. Women, sex, the natural world, will ensnare you and drain your vital essence. Better to keep seductresses at a safe distance, where you can still master them/your desires.

The Awl did a pretty good exposé on Elite Daily, btw--probably of interest: http://www.theawl.com/2013/07/rich-kids-of-the-internet-inside-the-astounding-troll-hole-that-is-elite-daily

Excuse me, Fridat

also Ayesha Siddiqi rules forever and ever

http://elitedaily.com/life/culture/3rd-world-to-be-the-new-world/

hahaha set these idiot shitheads on fire, wow

i can't even get mad about it, its that stupid

i'm digging into this a little and no way are these real people

i would totally read a novel about the editorial staff of this thing

#1 mistakes not to make in your 20s.

1. Forgetting that karma is a huge b*tch

Be a good person. You’ll get further in life.

my beautiful eastern european pale skin dark hair small boobs wife

The fact that someone typed this out and the specifics they list for their wife-object ... it's so rich.

You could mine this for days. I'm fairly sure there's an action move/James Bond influence here? She sounds like a Bond girl or the wife of a Bond villain. Also with the 'small boobs' there's some attempt to distinguish himself from the normal grunts who like big boobs.

And re: elite daily:

http://elitedaily.com/dating/sex/10-signs-shes-not-wifey-material/

is wifey a thing people say now

I usually say "wifi", with the final syllable pronouned 'fie' as in fee fie fo fum. However, I noticed that in France "wifi" is pronounced wee-fee. I never hear anyone pronounce it "wifey".

Yes, people semi-ironically say wifey.

let's stop linking that site now

xp That particular kind of semi-irony would merit a mention of the Things You Hate About Yourself thread.